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Mr. Grinch
Jul 2, 2007

They say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.

Halloween Jack posted:

Belladonna is the all-time greatest, there's no disputing it.

who?

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1588270377779830785

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



He doesn't miss

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Halloween Jack posted:

Belladonna is the all-time greatest, there's no disputing it.

incorrect

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Halloween Jack posted:

Belladonna is the all-time greatest, there's no disputing it.

I gotta root for a fellow Mississippian

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

Ask me about my knives

Nick Soapdish posted:

"Felix, you've been expressing your fondness for the Austria-Hungarian Empire recently"

Good episode all around

The Austro-Hungarian empire is a running joke between me and a friend as the ideal way to run a state because it was such a bureaucratic nightmare and when it was over everything just went to poo poo and yet everybody seemed to be having a good time during it, as opposed to the US which is all of those things except the having a good time part.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Godamn :boomshaka:

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

getfiscal is too good to post among mere mortals

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Gonna be mad if the tesla twerp ruins twitter bad enough donny loses his posting home

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

He can come back here.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Dr Kool-AIDS posted:

He can come back here.

You don't go back to high school just because your job folded. Besides, we are no longer the kind of audience he wants. We are too in the know.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

donald instabanned in the gbs ukraine thread

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Halloween Jack posted:

Belladonna is the all-time greatest, there's no disputing it.

Who was the pornstar who turned out to be the half sister of a goon who had been beating off to her getting gang banged for years before he found out they were related?

Cos she's my GOAT.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
Trump v DeSantis has started. Gonna hopefully get some powerful content off of these two.

https://twitter.com/OliviaRubinABC/status/1589050195073183744?s=20&t=sBkjSNCd7Hay04PZgzEAiQ

Not his best though.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Boywhiz88 posted:

Trump v DeSantis has started. Gonna hopefully get some powerful content off of these two.

https://twitter.com/OliviaRubinABC/status/1589050195073183744?s=20&t=sBkjSNCd7Hay04PZgzEAiQ

Not his best though.

I'm sure the delivery helps sell it

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran

Boywhiz88 posted:

Trump v DeSantis has started. Gonna hopefully get some powerful content off of these two.

https://twitter.com/OliviaRubinABC/status/1589050195073183744?s=20&t=sBkjSNCd7Hay04PZgzEAiQ

Not his best though.

It doesn't really roll off the tongue, and sounds more like some Hillary would have said.

Ron DeManTits? DeSadBitch? DeJockItch?

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

is he fat? could just say desandwich

beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran
Risky move. Studies show people love sandwiches.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream
DeSantis isn't going to win. any time he's forced to talk to another human being and not exclusively through press releases he gets owned by the dumbest people.

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1584687523334213632?t=wnTCQgF54yjDXby5J2M5PQ&s=19

He does not have the mandate of heaven being this easy to bully, short and let's face it ladies, gay as hell.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Looking forward to Trump doing a flamboyant gay voice and swishing around the stage during the primary debates.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

how does desantis manage to always look about 12 hours overdue for a shave

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Good ep. I think I may like having real amber and whatshername more than Felix these days

Chapo Trap House, just two couples talking politics

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

the format should be double date with felix as the fifth wheel

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Pharmaskittle posted:

is he fat? could just say desandwich

Yeah just call him Fat Ron or something. Wouldn't bother with his surname

Berkshire Hunts
Nov 5, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

Who was the pornstar who turned out to be the half sister of a goon who had been beating off to her getting gang banged for years before he found out they were related?

Cos she's my GOAT.

Microwave’s mom?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Boywhiz88 posted:

Trump v DeSantis has started. Gonna hopefully get some powerful content off of these two.

https://twitter.com/OliviaRubinABC/status/1589050195073183744?s=20&t=sBkjSNCd7Hay04PZgzEAiQ

Not his best though.

Surprised by this. Remember when he called the ocean “big water” like a cartoon cave man?

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Dr Christmas posted:

Surprised by this. Remember when he called the ocean “big water” like a cartoon cave man?

he's had two years to workshop it.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

DeSissy is right there man

Mst3kmann
Aug 8, 2005

FOREST WHITAKER EYE
https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1570845653017960449?s=46&t=lgqtSvr-G_S9Ac_ZRlTAkQ

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

I think the focus on replicating the S sound is too much, vintage Trump probably just would’ve called him DeLoser

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
DeepStatist

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

https://youtu.be/LEzIAixNkFI

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

I'm sure there will be a better nickname at some point, but Trump doing an unflattering impression of DeSantis's voice is going to be a FedEx logo moment for a lot of people I think.

On the flipside, DeSantis is going to tie Trump to Fauci and lockdowns and probably even hit him for being too pro-vaccine, so it'll be interesting to see if not being 100% evil during the pandemic ends up being a real vulnerability for Trump.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
DeSantis said he won't run in 2024 if Trump runs, so it's all moot.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Unless you're talking about rumors of things he's said behind closed doors, he's gone out of his way not to say that and that's why Trump's attacking him. He might decide to sit it out if he thinks he can't beat Trump because he wants to keep his powder dry for 2028, but I'm sure he's also afraid of being Chris Christie and watching the party move on without him if he doesn't go for it now. Trump's VP would presumably be a strong frontrunner in 2028, even moreso if Trump's old rear end dies in office.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

When can we start speculating about Trump VPs anyway all I know is it's going to be tremendous content. It's gonna have to be a wild and completely new and unknown face. Which random-rear end county sheriff hasn't pissed him off yet and has the right blend of evangelicalism and violent racism to fire up the right segments but is also boring enough not to threaten to outshine our big wet boy?

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Supposedly he's really considering Marjorie Taylor Greene. I get the appeal of picking someone who's crazier than him since he's pissed at Pence, but she feels like a liability electorally (if he wants a woman to balance the ticket since there will almost definitely be a woman on the Democratic ticket one way or another there are definitely better options available), and honestly I can't see someone as obsessed with how people look as he is picking her.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Dr Kool-AIDS posted:

there will almost definitely be a woman on the Democratic ticket one way or another

Hillary's time to shine (again)!

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Hillary's time to shine (again)!

Tan, rested, and ready to lose again

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
It must be pretty cool to be able to choose whoever you want for VP knowing that it won't affect your chances either way.

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