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aw frig aw dang it posted:https://twitter.com/jacobtwop/status/1389570370311704580 yeah drat
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nexous posted:Here is the helpful chart loving assholes get to claim having lunch is doing business, lol.. Disgusting.
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nexous posted:Here is the helpful chart if its from WSJ then its puffed up to make them look even better lmao
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Nov 7, 2022 19:51
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Haven't checked the news in a couple of minutes So have Musk and Zuckerburg fought to the death yet for the title of worlds stupidest billionaire? Or is that like going to be a 2023 thing?,
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Nov 7, 2022 19:53
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Zuck will be killed when his oculus crotch piece malfunctions and sucks all his bodily fluids out while he's having vr sex with his own avatar (still no legs tho)
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Nov 7, 2022 19:55
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nexous posted:Here is the helpful chart  so 28 hours per week of things that would actually be considered compensated work for other classes of employees?
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Bluemillion posted:You know it's kinda weird how he owns both Tesla and SpaceX, yet Twitter is what caused him to crash and burn. I imagine he thought: I have two successful companies! I can just walk into any company , cut out all the cruft, and then give it the old razzle dazzle. Except this isn't the 80/90s and instead, drunk walked into the place banging himself into the glass door, cut out critical employees first day, and then haunched down to apply his own personal razzle dazzle which is a thick spray of liquid diarrhea which ends with a thin, inch long, strip of poo poo curling out of the rear end in a top hat.
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dr_rat posted:Haven't checked the news in a couple of minutes So have Musk and Zuckerburg fought to the death yet for the title of worlds stupidest billionaire? Late 2023 but will also include Alex Jones who they both paid 1billion to have a friend by paying off his debt and now is sitting pretty with 500m of each of their money making him the third billionaire stooge. (In this scenario the parents have clearly been paid from the other billion)
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Squibbles posted:
Travel is generally compensated too but I have no idea how much of that sum is actual travel vs commuting.
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Nov 7, 2022 19:57
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Looking forward to the Saudi and Russian governments creating millions of fake user accounts which all get blue check marks. Should be a great way to help Elon pay down his debt while he looks the other way as RU and UAE propagandists run wild with the desicated husk of Twitter.
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Scam Likely posted:Looking forward to the Saudi and Russian governments creating millions of fake user accounts which all get blue check marks. Should be a great way to help Elon pay down his debt while he looks the other way as RU and UAE propagandists run wild with the desicated husk of Twitter. He's gonna launder so much money lmao
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Nov 7, 2022 19:59
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EVIL Gibson posted:I imagine he thought: I have two successful companies! I can just walk into any company , cut out all the cruft, and then give it the old razzle dazzle. No you see what I was going for here, is that he owns a company who's cars are known to spontaneously combust, and a rocket company, both things he could literally crash and burn in. Was Joke.
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nexous posted:Here is the helpful chart The exercise one makes me laugh. The CEO of the midsized software company my buddy used to work for was basically forced by the board to start exercising more because "Nobody has confidence in a pudgy CEO and it's affecting our stock price" or something to that effects so the guy started jogging during work hours.
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Bluemillion posted:You know it's kinda weird how he owns both Tesla and SpaceX, yet Twitter is what caused him to crash and burn. Twitter was always going to be his downfall. I just don't think that anybody expected him to buy the company and then run it & much of his personal worth into the ground in the first month. We figured it'd be something like last month's Musk fiasco (Jesus, a month already? Time has no meaning anymore.) where he runs his mouth and ends up in trouble with his main USGov customers. That said, I'm still waiting for him to declare war on NAFO; I really wanna see Musk lose to a bunch of cartoon dogs. e: Oh, was joke. Sorry. But I stand by my statement regardless.
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Nov 7, 2022 20:01
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EVIL Gibson posted:I imagine he thought: I have two successful companies! I can just walk into any company , cut out all the cruft, and then give it the old razzle dazzle. You mean he blew his load all over his laptop just hours ago
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Nov 7, 2022 20:02
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He’s done. He lost the Galaxy Brain king https://twitter.com/andrewyang/status/1589645384082952193?s=46&t=DCa1iPQWuB42yZSFBuq2Yg
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:The exercise one makes me laugh. The CEO of the midsized software company my buddy used to work for was basically forced by the board to start exercising more because "Nobody has confidence in a pudgy CEO and it's affecting our stock price" or something to that effects so the guy started jogging during work hours. CEOs should appear just as stressed and fat as anyone else in the company imo lmao they're all just torching their accounts for the bit now. Elon is absolutely going to utterly melt down in public
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Scam Likely posted:Looking forward to the Saudi and Russian governments creating millions of fake user accounts which all get blue check marks. Should be a great way to help Elon pay down his debt while he looks the other way as RU and UAE propagandists run wild with the desicated husk of Twitter. if nation states were wise, they wouldn't use the paid verification. reason: this musk-up has shown people how easy it is to fake an account especially when it is being shown by the media of all the musk accounts. if the original user has left, then this takeover could happen. now, this would not stop the small time indian phone scams who have just acquired a very useful tool to verify their fake identity. quote:
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:The exercise one makes me laugh. The CEO of the midsized software company my buddy used to work for was basically forced by the board to start exercising more because "Nobody has confidence in a pudgy CEO and it's affecting our stock price" or something to that effects so the guy started jogging during work hours. This is a bit of a digression, but some tech places are getting real into encouraged exercise. One of the places I interviewed with earlier this year had an in-office gym and allowed 2-3 hours of billed hours for working out. They were even honest about it being more about sedentary slobbos being less effective employees than people who are marginally healthy. Another 2 had similar setups but didn't outright pay you for working out.
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Bluemillion posted:You know it's kinda weird how he owns both Tesla and SpaceX, yet Twitter is what caused him to crash and burn. Not much you can do in a week if you are addicted to launching rockets or building electric cars
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:He’s done. He lost the Galaxy Brain king god drat even andrew yang is dunking on him. it's over for him.
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Nov 7, 2022 20:09
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Spending 44 billion dollars to get dunked on by Weird Al and Andrew Yang
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A Fancy Hat posted:We had a kid in high school who said he could suck his own dick. He acted like he was the coolest kid, at one point saying that he didn't need a girlfriend because of the fact he could do that. That kid is cool as gently caress in my books, he walked the walk.
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Nov 7, 2022 20:12
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Rockets and electric cars are things normal folks don't interact with, so it's easier to hide his mistakes, and also not everyone is affected by these things But everyone knows how to use social media, and has capital-O Opinions on it.
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I can’t believe people were trying to get me to be worried and upset about the funniest event since four seasons total landscaping
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Rockets and electric cars are things normal folks don't interact with, so it's easier to hide his mistakes, and also not everyone is affected by these things It's this. I dabble in AI professionally and as soon as I hear him talk about it, I knew he was a moron who didn't know anything. I imagine it's similar with his other technological pursuits
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Nov 7, 2022 20:19
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Did Egon ever actually go to Twitter hq and talk to any of the employees before or after acquiring it?
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Doctor Butts posted:Did Egon ever actually go to Twitter hq and talk to any of the employees before or after acquiring it? Yeah that's when he walked in with a sink for some reason because he's going to sink the company e: also when Manu who was famous internally at Google for his drawings critiquing the company handed him a drawing that probably got him fired
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Ehud posted:edit added screencaps because he deleted em lol 
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Paying 44 billion to be the player character for the week is one hell of a joke, thanks elon
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"home rectal exam - Google Search" Get 'em KRANG! BadOptics fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Nov 7, 2022 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:He’s done. He lost the Galaxy Brain king 
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Tiberius Christ posted:Paying 44 billion to be the player character for the week is one hell of a joke, thanks elon Spotlight is still on him, let's not assume it's over yet
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TulliusCicero posted:The chuds hate Musk, they think he is a distraction from the One True Trump and never does enough It's true. I sat near some whacked out QAnon guy on a plane recently and among other things he talked about how George Soros and Elon Musk want to imprison our souls in iPods are some nonsense. He was a big deal in the QAnon crowd too. One of the guys Trump gave a press pass too. He has a podcast. On twitter he was known as inthematrixxx. He was in first class traveling to speak at some rally.
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Nov 7, 2022 20:30
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Tiberius Christ posted:Paying 44 billion to be the player character for the week is one hell of a joke, thanks elon lmao "the week"
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TulliusCicero posted:You know, I've never actually had the displeasue of hearing this dude talk Christoff Waltz
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DrPossum posted:lmao "the week" Yeah this poo poo’s not going to stop until Twitter’s servers do, or until Elon dies.
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So, do people who previously had blue checkmarks get to keep them for free for the time being? Or did those all get wiped out?
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