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Jet tracking shows Elon heading to Germany to search for the one person who can help in his time of need. His first stop:
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Nov 7, 2022 22:31
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It’s funny that all the right wingers are basically following his lead so they have to keep switching positions just to keep up with Musk. At least with trump that happened over months not hours
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Nov 7, 2022 22:31
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CharlestheHammer posted:It’s funny that all the right wingers are basically following his lead so they have to keep switching positions just to keep up with Musk. Is that the "accelerationism" I've been hearing so much about?
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Nov 7, 2022 22:32
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Twitter engineer doing his best. https://mobile.twitter.com/nickrw/status/1589555650832367616 https://mobile.twitter.com/nickrw/status/1589591841678458885 Bleak. Anyone with two brain cells left together is going to bail asap.
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Nov 7, 2022 22:35
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I want to see Musk hire the pickup cab confessions guys to work at twitter
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Nov 7, 2022 22:37
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He'll be out first due to disrespecting the company.
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Nov 7, 2022 22:38
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The Last Call posted:All his businesses are doing great! Captain Hygiene posted:Is that the "accelerationism" I've been hearing so much about? You know, I'm pretty sure this is the exact contemporary definition of that thing you mentioned here, yeah. It even does nothing AND makes a ton of bitchy noise the whole time.
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Nov 7, 2022 22:38
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sugar free jazz posted:hello its me elon musk
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Nov 7, 2022 22:43
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Elon Musk Parody wanted to buy a website and he chose the comments section of the entire internet lol
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Nov 7, 2022 22:48
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Twitter engineer doing his best. So… laid off employees got promised 3 months of severance. What happens if the company doesn’t last 3 months?
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Nov 7, 2022 22:49
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Lmao lol and roflmao
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Nov 7, 2022 22:50
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The Last Call posted:From earlier this year in his own words Jesus Christ how can anyone follow this guy around, the diarrhea spewing out of his mouth is more jumbled than Trump on 2 Addie’s and a bump
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Nov 7, 2022 22:51
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:So… laid off employees got promised 3 months of severance. What happens if the company doesn’t last 3 months? They get paid in ECs and Bitcoin obviously
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Nov 7, 2022 22:52
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Even the guy from Eve6 is dunking on Elon https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1589479339158310913?s=20&t=D4QGD-wZdINgXN-i5sqwbQ
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Nov 7, 2022 22:53
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:So… laid off employees got promised 3 months of severance. What happens if the company doesn’t last 3 months? Serious answer lawsuits
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Nov 7, 2022 22:55
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koshmar posted:Even the guy from Eve6 is dunking on Elon half the internet has joined together to laser focus on elon's insecurities and people say humanity is doomed
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Nov 7, 2022 22:57
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The masterbatedon joke loving kills me because someone like Branson Reese could have made that same joke and we'd know the exact guy he was making fun of but when you have zero charisma and you make a bad-on-purpose joke, it's just a bad joke told by an unfunny dude
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Nov 7, 2022 23:01
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Twitter engineer doing his best. This dudes probably going to get fired for leaking but that sounds like a good thing for him at this point.
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Nov 7, 2022 23:04
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i elon musk am unamused u will regret making fun of me!! make your time  !!
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sugar free jazz posted:i elon musk am unamused u will regret making fun of me!! make your time drat this dude's just like me roflcopter
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Nov 7, 2022 23:08
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Soggy Muffin posted:Jesus Christ how can anyone follow this guy around, the diarrhea spewing out of his mouth is more jumbled than Trump on 2 Addie’s and a bump At least Trump had some real posting energy at times. Musk just sucks.
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Nov 7, 2022 23:09
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https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1589712042612903936 https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1589718779940212736 https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1589720173837455360 
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Nov 7, 2022 23:12
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sugar free jazz posted:i elon musk am unamused u will regret making fun of me!! make your time Elon I am a teenage influencer will you give me a billion dollars if I say you’re bussin no cap fr fr
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Nov 7, 2022 23:14
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Musk is going to destroy twitter on a literal level Don’t see that often
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Nov 7, 2022 23:14
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CharlestheHammer posted:Musk is going to destroy twitter on a literal level Maybe he is a hero after all 
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Nov 7, 2022 23:15
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By the time the dust settles, Twitter is going to be running off a Mastodon instance.
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Nov 7, 2022 23:16
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Maybe he is a hero after all He spent 44 billion to save humanity from itself. Truly he must be the second coming.
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Nov 7, 2022 23:16
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CharlestheHammer posted:Musk is going to destroy twitter on a literal level Holy poo poo he actually managed to fall rear end backwards into doing something good for mankind 
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Nov 7, 2022 23:18
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Zil posted:He spent 44 billion to save humanity from itself. Truly he must be the second coming. well, he'd definitely be the hero we deserve, that's for sure
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Nov 7, 2022 23:19
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If I'm understanding correctly, Musk only owns a little more than half of Twitter, the other half is held by actual banks (Bank of America, Merril Lynch, others), Kingdom of Saudi Arabia Holdings, and a consortium of Twitter stock holders who were invited to trade their Twitter stock for holdings in X-1 or whatever the parent company. That last category includes @jack and Cathie Wood. So... what does this consortium of minority stakeholders think about Elon destroying the company and setting their money on fire? 
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Nov 7, 2022 23:21
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Is Laura Loomer still chained to the door?
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Nov 7, 2022 23:21
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A shameful blue-checked booby Displaying such mournful wits
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Nov 7, 2022 23:23
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Aramis posted:By the time the dust settles, Twitter is going to be running off a Mastodon instance. I think you mean a Mastrubadon instance. :smugelon:
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1589712042612903936 fuckin lmao edit: I mean can we call it that Twitter's dead now? This seems a fatal wound disclaimer: I may have a vested interest in the outcome of this decision
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Nov 7, 2022 23:25
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So it seems like one day very soon, Twiiter will just...cease working and no one will know how to fix it? Is that accurate?
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Nov 7, 2022 23:26
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TulliusCicero posted:So it seems like one day very soon, Twiiter will just...cease working and no one will know how to fix it? Is that accurate? Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Nov 7, 2022 23:28
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TulliusCicero posted:So it seems like one day very soon, Twiiter will just...cease working and no one will know how to fix it? Is that accurate? Nah... you got the people at Tesla who designed autopilot using javascript on the case.
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TulliusCicero posted:So it seems like one day very soon, Twiiter will just...cease working and no one will know how to fix it? Is that accurate? If by "one day very soon" you mean "probably sometime Wednesday," then yeah.
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