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boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing
reconstituted hot dog dogs

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cool drums though.

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing
what did you think of the bass?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

boo_radley posted:

what did you think of the bass?

It's an OK fish but snapper is much better.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ThreatNotation/status/1589298284694151168

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Pretty sure the Red Dwarf books covered something like this

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Its been a staple of most cyberpunk/near future dystopia for a few decades, why does the dumbest poo poo like this come true and we still dont have the bladerunner spinners. or dishwashers you gently caress and turn off?

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

staberind posted:

or dishwashers you gently caress and turn off?

Wait, you don't?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
I was a croupier for a while.

- Casinos run free shuttles to retirement homes, e-gaming (slots) staff have to look after granny and grandpa as they sit at the machines for incredibly long periods without eating or drinking and often soiling themselves.

- The most I ever paid out at once was $45K for a straight flush on 5 card stud poker. It was like 3am on a Thursday and I was pretty stoked. The lady that won was annoyed that I had to count out all the chips to give to her as she wanted to keep playing. She was so far in debt that this meant almost nothing.

- I was attacked at the table one time and saw at least 4 people drop trou and just take a poo poo either in the casino or in the carpark.

- I used to work in the invite only member area where you could smoke as they had a state of the art suction system. One time a Saudi prince occupied a private room, cashed 4 million dollars into chips, played one round of roulette and then hosed off on a fishing trip for two weeks. He left 4 million on the table and we got paid to occupy the room without him for the full period he was gone.

- I had multiple people break down and cry after they lost thousands of dollars in a short period on my tables.

- Any attempt to get people to take a break was met by hostility from the punters themselves and the floor managers.

- The only time the casino floor was ever empty was for 4 hours on Christmas day, as soon as the doors closed people would start queuing and when they opened people would sprint to their favourite tables or machines like it was black Friday.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
loving bleak dude

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Well... its true.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Humphreys posted:

Well... its true.

Yep

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Re: Gambling
Owning Mahowny with Philip Seymour Hoffman is a good movie based on the actual story of an addicted banker who just can't stop.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Abongination posted:

- I was attacked at the table one time and saw at least 4 people drop trou and just take a poo poo either in the casino or in the carpark.

I choose to believe that these were all part of the same incident. Like, you glanced at the room behind the guy who was attacking you, and had a moment to wonder "Eeeew, what the hell are those four or more people doing".

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Pretty sure the Red Dwarf books covered something like this

Yeah, there was a bit where a crew engineered a bunch of supernovae to spell out “Coke Is Life!” or some bullshit, to be seen in the night sky for centuries

That’s what came to my mind when I saw this too

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Pretty sure the Red Dwarf books covered something like this

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Yeah, there was a bit where a crew engineered a bunch of supernovae to spell out “Coke Is Life!” or some bullshit, to be seen in the night sky for centuries

That’s what came to my mind when I saw this too

THANK YOU! I knew I'd read something like that in a book, and that's exactly what this drone swarm advertising reminded me of, but I couldn't find proof of it. I thought it was something in a Douglas Adams book.

Man, the future is going to be WAY worse than dystopian fiction led us to believe.

BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

Wa11y posted:

THANK YOU! I knew I'd read something like that in a book, and that's exactly what this drone swarm advertising reminded me of, but I couldn't find proof of it. I thought it was something in a Douglas Adams book.

Man, the future is going to be WAY worse than dystopian fiction led us to believe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PCYtgIpRCA&t=1460s

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The Red Dwarf books are interesting because they have a lot of the same ideas but expand on them. The books were written by the creators of the show, Grant/Naylor, but this lead to a situation where they stopped working together but still owed two books on their publishing contract. So instead of working together again they each wrote their own sequel to the previous book.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I ran across the first Red Dwarf novelization as a kid, just one of those random bookstore finds, and loved it. Like ten years later, I was astonished to discover there was also a TV show. (None of the characters looked like they did in my mind's eye. Especially Kryten.)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ThreatNotation/status/1589298284694151168

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

Powered Descent posted:

I choose to believe that these were all part of the same incident. Like, you glanced at the room behind the guy who was attacking you, and had a moment to wonder "Eeeew, what the hell are those four or more people doing".

Same, except I read it as the defecators and attackers were all the same individuals. Like some sort of quartet of crazed diarrhetic assailants.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti


pay to use toilet in a KFC somewhere in Europe (Denmark?)

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Yeah, toilets usually cost money to clean, that's perfectly normal that you pay in public (in Germany)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's not perfectly normal in any way

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

`Nemesis posted:



pay to use toilet in a KFC somewhere in Europe (Denmark?)

Stop to Eat

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
denying costumers to use our toilets for free was a good way to have someone poo poo in our parking lot
i mean, it was a gas station out in the country, but still

Vakal
May 11, 2008

World Famous W posted:

denying costumers to use our toilets for free was a good way to have someone poo poo in our parking lot
i mean, it was a gas station out in the country, but still

this is a KFC though, they might not be able to make it to the parking lot in time.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I was on a trip to Europe a while back, and I remember Germany in particular having some outdoor toilets (glorified portapotties) that were coin operated. I don't remember ever seeing that at indoor restaurants.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I can't remember if it was a good strategy in RCT or not. I know you could charge anything for umbrellas and they'd pay for them if they could afford them... so long as it was raining

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

It's quite common that there's a lady or dude who has a tip jar inside a restaurant near the toilet entrance.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
definitely the correct thread for that

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Denmark has not yet learned to properly fear the lot shitter

Gerblyn
Apr 4, 2007

"TO BATTLE!"
Fun Shoe
“Geen Cash” is Dutch, so the Netherlands or Belgium. I’ve seen that in rail stations here in NL, never a restaurant tho.

Edit: It probably is the Netherlands, that kind of bizarre mangling of Dutch and English words into a sentence is common here.

Gerblyn fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Nov 8, 2022

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Gerblyn posted:

“Geen Cash” is Dutch, so the Netherlands or Belgium. I’ve seen that in rail stations here in NL, never a restaurant tho.

Edit: It probably is the Netherlands, that kind of bizarre mangling of Dutch and English words into a sentence is common here.

It's in a lot of roadside gas stations around here too. Though your receipt from buying gas or something else can have a thing printed on the back that lets you use the bathroom for free.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's not perfectly normal in any way

Perfectly normal in Europe, fear the toilet Grandma!

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
there's also a lot of perfectly normal poo poo in the US that sucks rear end

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

`Nemesis posted:

there's also a lot of perfectly normal poo poo in the US that sucks rear end

like ur posting

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

`Nemesis posted:

there's also a lot of perfectly normal poo poo in the US that sucks rear end

Yeah, but we got a guy for that

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