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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Bruce Campbell?

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013





I'm old enough to remember when there were still some pay toilets in the US, but they largely disappeared during the 1970s. I guess they might make a comeback, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_toilet#U.S.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

CaptainSarcastic posted:


I'm old enough to remember when there were still some pay toilets in the US, but they largely disappeared during the 1970s. I guess they might make a comeback, though.


Can't wait to record my shits onto the blockchain.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

ChubbyChecker posted:

like ur posting

buddy, you ain't wrong

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Powered Descent posted:

I ran across the first Red Dwarf novelization as a kid, just one of those random bookstore finds, and loved it. Like ten years later, I was astonished to discover there was also a TV show. (None of the characters looked like they did in my mind's eye. Especially Kryten.)

Kochanski was great in the series

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

ZixTheYeti posted:

Same, except I read it as the defecators and attackers were all the same individuals. Like some sort of quartet of crazed diarrhetic assailants.

CrazyDiarrheaFight is a prime user name

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Kharnifex posted:

Perfectly normal in Europe, fear the toilet Grandma!

Then the countries in Europe that do that are objectively wrong.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

I don't get it whats wrong with this , why is it cursed?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



the music is mariah carey's "all i want for christmas", if that is enough to qualify for you

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

CaptainSarcastic posted:



I'm old enough to remember when there were still some pay toilets in the US, but they largely disappeared during the 1970s. I guess they might make a comeback, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_toilet#U.S.

I'm surprised that they don't still exist because of capitalism, but at the same time people can be all :smugdog::911:FREEDOM!!!!

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Kochanski was great in the series

I assume you mean Clare Grogan, not the later one.

Raspberry Bang
Feb 14, 2007



As someone currently in a full stack bootcamp, I feel this.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

CaptainSarcastic posted:



I'm old enough to remember when there were still some pay toilets in the US, but they largely disappeared during the 1970s. I guess they might make a comeback, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_toilet#U.S.

I ran into one at a random gas station off of I95 in. Orth Miami once in like 2000 or 2001. Still the only one I’ve ever seen.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Edmund Sparkler posted:

Can't wait to record my shits onto the blockchain.

Buttcoin

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Hollismason posted:

I don't get it whats wrong with this , why is it cursed?

Its cursed because by singing it he has unleashed the demon upon the world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAkMkVFwAoo

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing
greetings from Twitter, non-elon edition:



what an absolute clownfucker. here's his justification

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
lmfao

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I do sometimes leave single seat votes blank because I feel like if an unopposed candidate gets in some controversy at least I didn't sign off on them personally.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i only write in the peepee poopoo man for everything so my hands are clean

e: oh poo poo i think thats ted cruz

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

muscles like this! posted:

The Red Dwarf books are interesting because they have a lot of the same ideas but expand on them. The books were written by the creators of the show, Grant/Naylor, but this lead to a situation where they stopped working together but still owed two books on their publishing contract. So instead of working together again they each wrote their own sequel to the previous book.

Which also made it clear which was the funny one and which had the interesting sci-fi ideas.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


boo_radley posted:

greetings from Twitter, non-elon edition:



what an absolute clownfucker. here's his justification


HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, ARENT I THE MOST OBJECTIVE THE MOST FAIR

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

`Nemesis posted:



pay to use toilet in a KFC somewhere in Europe (Denmark?)

McDonalds in inner city Stockholm had coin operated toilets in the 1990s, with that weird blue lighting too. Guess there were popular for shooting up in. :smith:

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
Not sure if they still use it, but the McDonalds in the nearby city had a bathroom that could only be accessed with a code found on your receipt.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Hollismason posted:

I don't get it whats wrong with this , why is it cursed?

The real melody sounds like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUGcr4edooc

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Scratch Monkey posted:

Bruce Campbell?

Go watch Bubba Ho-Tep right this instance.

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

CaptainSarcastic posted:



I'm old enough to remember when there were still some pay toilets in the US, but they largely disappeared during the 1970s. I guess they might make a comeback, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_toilet#U.S.

I moved from Houston, elevation like 65', to Colorado Springs, elevation ~7,000, and a couple of months later we went to the top of Pike's Peak, 14,110'. The toilets at the top are pay toilets, and heading to high elevations like that frequently triggers gastrointestinal distress. It was only a dime, just like your picture, but it was an urgently-needed dime. Excellent cake donuts, though.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It started out with a piss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a dime
It was only a dime

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

How pay toilet doors/turnstiles aren't constantly covered in piss and poo poo I will never know

A human being is being polite trying to piss and poo poo in the proper place. They don't have to. Humans can piss and poo poo anywhere, even on the thing stopping them from getting to the polite pissing and making GBS threads apparatus

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Manager Hoyden posted:

How pay toilet doors/turnstiles aren't constantly covered in piss and poo poo I will never know

A human being is being polite trying to piss and poo poo in the proper place. They don't have to. Humans can piss and poo poo anywhere, even on the thing stopping them from getting to the polite pissing and making GBS threads apparatus

5 bucks a plop in RCT baybee

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Manager Hoyden posted:

How pay toilet doors/turnstiles aren't constantly covered in piss and poo poo I will never know

A human being is being polite trying to piss and poo poo in the proper place. They don't have to. Humans can piss and poo poo anywhere, even on the thing stopping them from getting to the polite pissing and making GBS threads apparatus

most people aren't goons

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Manager Hoyden posted:

How pay toilet doors/turnstiles aren't constantly covered in piss and poo poo I will never know

A human being is being polite trying to piss and poo poo in the proper place. They don't have to. Humans can piss and poo poo anywhere, even on the thing stopping them from getting to the polite pissing and making GBS threads apparatus

You ever been in a public toilet?

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You ever been in a public toilet?

I mean I wouldn't do it but there's human piss and poo poo in a lot of places they're not supposed to be so I don't understand how the barrier placed in the one area dedicated to those who need to piss and poo poo would escape the human piss and poo poo

edit: quoted the wrong goon but oh well I'm seeing where this goes anyway

Manager Hoyden fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Nov 9, 2022

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You ever been in a public toilet?

Are you asking if they've been swirlied?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You ever been in a public toilet?



or perhaps

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Love the ha-dook-en.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I like to twirl as I pee

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Karate Bastard posted:

I like to twirl as I pee

Peerouette

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

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!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad

Maaaan, so, yeah, we got a new oven and it said do this. We did it and all the innards stained, like as if I'd burnt grease in there, it just instantly looks like it's 10 years old. Super frustrating, is that normal? Is that just what happens? I feel like no, but, it was so not outside the normal conditions it felt like, it was utterly unavoidable?

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