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Haha. that banner is so hip they banged
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edit: this post feels a bit mean spirited in retrospect
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Nov 9, 2022 00:35
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syntaxfunction posted:What I hear about Mastadon is that it is twitterised reddit. Your feed is r/all and all the instances are subreddits. From what I'm seeing: -If you're just there to see the content other people post, it's twitter with some slight clunking in how you follow people; you got a feed of people you follow, one for the server and one for everything -If you're posting/retweeting stuff yourself then the server you choose will be the one most likely to actually /see/ it unless you're personally popular enough to have lots of people from other places following/retweeting you and various servers can have different rules about what's permissable
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Nov 9, 2022 00:36
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Ester, if you are reading this, I do not know if what I rib here is true, and I am sorry for the ribbing either way, but it is unwise to bang Elon. Elon, if you are reading this, friendly word of advice: it is unwise to leave a bunch of disappointed women in your wake. Stop chasing pussy, you dipshit.
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Nov 9, 2022 00:39
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A lot of folks have asked about how we'll be able to run a company that needs 7000 employees with only half that, which is why we’re introducing "Twitter labor partners". These are people who are going to be performing labor at Twitter in exchange for wages and benefits and a labor contract. We are currently looking for 3700 labor partners.
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Nov 9, 2022 00:40
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GABA ghoul posted:A lot of folks have asked about how we'll be able to run a company that needs 7000 employees with only half that, which is why we’re introducing "Twitter labor partners". These are people who are going to be performing labor at Twitter in exchange for wages and benefits and a labor contract. We are currently looking for 3700 labor partners. Oooh do I get a free blue checkmark
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Nov 9, 2022 00:48
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Waffle House posted:Haha. that banner is so hip He hosed her almost as hard as he's loving twitter
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Nov 9, 2022 00:48
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As the ship sinks into the cold sea, you could add more cooler check marks, like animated ones with sparkles.
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Nov 9, 2022 00:50
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If what someone said about mastodon owning copyright to everything posted there is true, that's kinda hosed and should change.
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Nov 9, 2022 00:56
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Doesn't this just undercut any demand from those organizations most willing and able to pay $8/month for verification?
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Nov 9, 2022 00:56
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generic one posted:https://twitter.com/jimcarrey/status/1590100983593709568?s=46&t=f94IiHtEEww99VT2l_nSjg Man, if you had asked me 20 years ago I would not have pegged Jim Carey, Getfiscal and the Eve 6 guy as future Twitter superstars
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Nov 9, 2022 00:57
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Also so funny that Elon musk is just re-inventing something and ending up with something worse just like Bitcoiners and crypto-bros.
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Nov 9, 2022 00:57
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Kingo Ligma posted:He hosed her almost as hard as he's loving twitter absolutely no way he fucks hard elon goes in lying on his side half limp with his favourite song on the hifi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y&t=18s
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Nov 9, 2022 00:57
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Dudes, it's gross to be speculating on if a given women at Twitter is sleeping with her boss. She can be condemned for plenty of other lovely things without goons falling back to chud-style "bad woman = SLUT." Dick riding is a state of mind, it doesn't have to be literal to be terminally embarrassing.
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Nov 9, 2022 00:58
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I kind of like the thumbs up cat banner I just wished it wasn't attached to what it is
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Squidster posted:Dudes, it's gross to be speculating on if a given women at Twitter is sleeping with her boss. She can be condemned for plenty of other lovely things without goons falling back to chud-style "bad woman = SLUT." Dick riding is a state of mind, it doesn't have to be literal to be terminally embarrassing. also this
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Nov 9, 2022 01:03
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Squidster posted:Dudes, it's gross to be speculating on if a given women at Twitter is sleeping with her boss. She can be condemned for plenty of other lovely things without goons falling back to chud-style "bad woman = SLUT." Dick riding is a state of mind, it doesn't have to be literal to be terminally embarrassing. It's not about a woman sleeping with her boss, it's about a serial sex pest abuser entering a new place and continuing his history of sex pest abuse. Or, you know, making fun of Muck in the make fun of Muck thread.
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Nov 9, 2022 01:03
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I kind of want to see the right wings rationalization considering how hard they went in on this peasants thing
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Squidster posted:Dudes, it's gross to be speculating on if a given women at Twitter is sleeping with her boss. She can be condemned for plenty of other lovely things without goons falling back to chud-style "bad woman = SLUT." Dick riding is a state of mind, it doesn't have to be literal to be terminally embarrassing. If Elon was into dudes would we be insinuating the same thing about them if they were a dude?
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Nov 9, 2022 01:05
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Elon knocked up another woman that worked for him. It is still kinda gross speculating that anyone that works for him is sleeping with him.
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Nov 9, 2022 01:07
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Squidster posted:Dudes, it's gross to be speculating on if a given women at Twitter is sleeping with her boss. She can be condemned for plenty of other lovely things without goons falling back to chud-style "bad woman = SLUT." Dick riding is a state of mind, it doesn't have to be literal to be terminally embarrassing. Please stop doing this and attempting to police people's poo poo talking; this makes you look, IMO, weird for jumping in to take this bullet on a stretch of a tangent, but also does not horseshoe back into slut shaming, no matter how much you want it to. The dude is a serial fool who dumps one absolute knockout 10 after another and does not realize he has permanently banked his career hard into being a Lowtax by the time required for Twitter, much less in all his families.
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Nov 9, 2022 01:09
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Also it's missing the picture that Electric Motors is loving Twitter itself the hardest lmao Twitter Blue and the Official Mark are probably the truest, untainted representation of Elon's mind and capabilities.
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Nov 9, 2022 01:10
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Yeah uh, I never read those Esther posts and had my mind go to "and therefore they must be banging." One of those things that says more about the people making the jokes than the situation the jokes are about.
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Nov 9, 2022 01:10
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Lmao @ all the gen x icons making GBS threads on musk
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Nov 9, 2022 01:10
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stop being weird about women, when we have Eelon
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Kingo Ligma posted:It's not about a woman sleeping with her boss, it's about a serial sex pest abuser entering a new place and continuing his history of sex pest abuse.
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Nov 9, 2022 01:11
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Squidster posted:Dudes, it's gross to be speculating on if a given women at Twitter is sleeping with her boss. She can be condemned for plenty of other lovely things without goons falling back to chud-style "bad woman = SLUT." Dick riding is a state of mind, it doesn't have to be literal to be terminally embarrassing. Shut up (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 9, 2022 01:12
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Elon Musk whined and begged me hard enough constantly that I finally gave him a pity date, he took me to Olive Garden but after food told me he couldn't afford it and things were just tight right now and that he'd get me back for it. He never will and we both know it, but it was kind of worth it to know he pronounces stuff like "parmee-jaaaarna" and "tag-lie-tell" and "so-vig-none". The waitress says he does this a lot, and we just kind of looked over at this man and felt bad.
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Nov 9, 2022 01:16
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Squidster posted:We can totally rip on him being a gross sex pest without implying the women near him deserve it or like it.We could talk about how firing the entire human resources department is a distressing creep move, and/or realize that anyone with sexting DMs should nuke them immediately for their own safety. (1)I don't think anyone said this (2) lol this is so oddly specific, what are you on about here e:  Actually I just re-read that; hey, are you okay? Not in the psychological help concern trolling way but is there something we should know? That was a lot there, and I think I might be reading between the lines too hard.
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I haven't laughed this hard in ages
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You know what? I take it back. Elon is funny. 44 billion dollarydoos for a second verification check mark that's separate from the one you pay money for and to have the gall to announce this like it's any different from the thing he was previously railing against is really loving funny.
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Nov 9, 2022 01:17
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enough about Ester, move on or I’ll move you myself
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Unperson_47 posted:If what someone said about mastodon owning copyright to everything posted there is true, that's kinda hosed and should change. No that's cohost the uwu soft Tumblr clone that doesn't have VC backing* * It has some shadow funder that owns all the code if they don't turn a profit
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edit: crap i waited too long and the topic is over my 6yo's reason for hating Elon Musk is because he apparently has a Roblox account and hasn't followed anyone even though many people follow him
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teen witch posted:enough about Ester, move on or I’ll move you myself You will need to probe me for this, but: Based on the circumstances, that is a Gloria Allred kind of statutory issue, and it is a problem for any business or anything the dude touches. That is not cute. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 9, 2022 01:21
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 Their is an $8 joke here somewhere.
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Happy Landfill posted:You know what? I take it back. Elon is funny. 44 billion dollarydoos for a second verification check mark that's separate from the one you pay money for and to have the gall to announce this like it's any different from the thing he was previously railing against is really loving funny. This is probably because it was easier for the remaining devs to implement a new “blue check” than to go back fix the clusterfuck caused by letting anyone buy it in the first place, I’d bet money that they didn’t have time or the expertise to undo the fuckery.
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afkmacro posted:This is probably because it was easier for the remaining devs to implement a new “blue check” than to go back fix the clusterfuck caused by letting anyone buy it in the first place, I’d bet money that they didn’t have time or the expertise to undo the fuckery. You know he's going to take credit for it like it's his super awesome genius idea.
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Waffle House posted:(1)I don't think anyone said this I think there's been a lot of focus on Elon having access to private DMs for Union-busting reasons, but there's plenty of other reasons Elon in particular shouldn't have access to anyone's private DMs. You think he hasn't snooped on Chelsea Manning's DMs to his ex-wife?
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