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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Rachel and lily_gloria_tattoo, respectively

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BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

Johnny Truant posted:



Who the gently caress goes into a tattoo shop with this fuckshit idea thinking it'll look good? And who the gently caress tattoos it?? :psyduck:

1) it’s not like it looks bad it just doesn’t look like anything at all.
2) the tattoo guy who is getting paid to do it

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I wanna know how much they cost because it’s going to be ridiculously OTT

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




BigFactory posted:

1) it’s not like it looks bad it just doesn’t look like anything at all.
2) the tattoo guy who is getting paid to do it

they do look bad though, and they're gonna look worse in like 6 months lol

at least those lines are straight I guess, I should've dug a bit deeper, this was right up top lmfao

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I thought they were moles until i zoomed in

PhysicsFrenzy
May 30, 2011

this, too, is physics
Conceptually I kind of dig "tattoos of small stars that just look like extra freckles from far away". Not sure I'd trust the tattoo artist responsible for those lines with the job though.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Johnny Truant posted:

they do look bad though, and they're gonna look worse in like 6 months lol

at least those lines are straight I guess, I should've dug a bit deeper, this was right up top lmfao


Some sun on that tattoo, and it will be convincing varicose veins.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
What do you bet she claims she has 3 tattoos to anyone who doesn’t ask?

E: I would constantly ask the line tattoo person if they knew their kid had drawn on their arm with a pen.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

What do you bet she claims she has 3 tattoos to anyone who doesn’t ask?

E: I would constantly ask the line tattoo person if they knew their kid had drawn on their arm with a pen.

She has 23 of those lovely stars, the rest of the gallery is kinda nsfw though

Raudedauden
Jun 18, 2005

Scratch Monkey posted:

I thought they were moles until i zoomed in

Me too. I thought the before picture had been posted by accident.

Raudedauden has a new favorite as of 17:31 on Nov 7, 2022

ilysespieces
Oct 5, 2009

When life becomes too painful, sometimes it's better to just become a drunk.

Scratch Monkey posted:

I thought they were moles until i zoomed in

I have three of the Harry Potter page stars incorporated in a HP tattoo I got a million years ago. They basically turned into moles less than a year after getting it done.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




ilysespieces posted:

I have three of the Harry Potter page stars incorporated in a HP tattoo I got a million years ago. They basically turned into moles less than a year after getting it done.

Post the tattoooooooooooo

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
That tattoo artist made a hundred bucks for 5 minutes of work so good on them.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
...well then...

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Ben Franklin would be proud.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Johnny Truant posted:



Who the gently caress goes into a tattoo shop with this fuckshit idea thinking it'll look good? And who the gently caress tattoos it?? :psyduck:

Three little cat’s buttholes please

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Field Mousepad posted:

That tattoo artist made a hundred bucks for 5 minutes of work so good on them.

There’s no way that only made them a hundo, you’re wildly underestimating how dumb these people are

History Comes Inside! has a new favorite as of 11:36 on Nov 9, 2022

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Armitag3 posted:

Three little cat’s buttholes please

Twenty-three

They got 23 of those

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Johnny Truant posted:

Twenty-three

They got 23 of those

Wait what

Oh poo poo

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

why are there tiny men living in your hair

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Excuse me sir, you appear to be dripping hair dye.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Barbers hate this one new trick!

“Sir I went over this smudge 36 times with the trimmers and a razor, it’s just not going to come off, I guess”

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



a fatguy baldspot posted:

why are there tiny men living in your hair

well the little man in my hair is getting very annoyed

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Relyssa posted:

well the little man in my hair is getting very annoyed

Odd euphemism for clitoris, but ok

Raudedauden
Jun 18, 2005

Is this one of the people who jumped from the WTC on 9/11?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Doubt it, not the same pose and facing the wrong direction.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Falling_Man

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Raudedauden posted:

Is this one of the people who jumped from the WTC on 9/11?

I'm with whypick1 that I don't think it is but that's the first thing that came to my mind too

we've all been broken by the internet, lol

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

a fatguy baldspot posted:

why are there tiny men living in your hair

i have that problem with spiders in summer

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

OwlFancier posted:

i have that problem with spiders in summer

Are you the person who skews the spider-eating-in-your-sleep statistics?

If there were a small guy in my hair, I’d have to think he’d be distraught about the deforestation going on.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I do not eat the spiders but I have a lot of hair and in warmer weather spiders spin little parachute lines out of silk and ride around on the wind, and apparently a lot of them land in my hair so I have to periodically fish them out. Or rather they occasionally crawl out on their own. Or presumably drown when I wash it.

Little ones are fine, it's only large ones I don't like in there.

But it is possible that pixies work the same way, I have not seen one so I do not know. Perhaps that is why that haircut is called a pixie cut.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 22:03 on Nov 9, 2022

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Johnny Truant posted:

I'm with whypick1 that I don't think it is but that's the first thing that came to my mind too

we've all been broken by the internet, lol

Tbf today is 9/11, so the subject is bound to be on your mind

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Sentient Data posted:

Tbf today is 9/11, so the subject is bound to be on your mind

:shuckyes:

unimportantguy
Dec 25, 2012

Hey, Johnny, what's a "shitpost"?
I assumed that tattoo was a Myst thing.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

I mean…I kinda love it 🙈🙈

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
hey man, it’s a tasteless tattoo thread, not necessarily a bad tattoo thread

if you like old pussy and wanted to commemorate that fact with a a tattoo, you could do a lot worse!

whoda thunkit
Sep 20, 2010

King Carnivore posted:

hey man, it’s a tasteless tattoo thread, not necessarily a bad tattoo thread

if you like old pussy and wanted to commemorate that fact with a a tattoo, you could do a lot worse!

Tsk Tsk, just imagine what it will look like when you get old...














Pussy.

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth

King Carnivore posted:

hey man, it’s a tasteless tattoo thread, not necessarily a bad tattoo thread

Right! I'd get some of the tattoos posted itt. But I wouldn't pay for them.

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Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord

unimportantguy posted:

I assumed that tattoo was a Myst thing.

Nah, pose is all wrong, it'd be mostly horizontal and falling back-first. Flailier limbs.

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