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Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

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A coworker once ate kimchi at his desk. Someone mistook the smell for a gas leak, called security, and had the whole building evacuated.

That's my kimchi story thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 02:21

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# ? May 28, 2024 05:28

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Renegret posted:

A coworker once ate kimchi at his desk. Someone mistook the smell for a gas leak, called security, and had the whole building evacuated.

That's my kimchi story thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

The gas leak comes later

# ? Nov 9, 2022 02:31

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Zero VGS posted:

As promised I finally tried the Jongga, bought a tub and cracked it open in the store to use on my dog in lieu of other condiments:

That absolutely 100% does not look like a Costco dog. I can't even see the dog!!!

Usually, my bun is half the size of the dog.

Something fishy is going on here. :thunk:

While typing this I googled a standard Costco hot dog and this was it.

edit: since they wrap them now at my place the bun shrinks even more. You're a fibber. Prove me wrong!

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Nov 9, 2022

# ? Nov 9, 2022 03:18

Quite A Tool: Jul 4, 2004; The answer is... 42

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Costco hot dog

Ahem, Costco glizzy.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 03:28

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Quite A Tool posted:

Ahem, Costco glizzy.

I have decided not to die on this hill, but be assured I am shaking my fist at this post.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 03:33

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

CaptainSarcastic posted:

be assured I am shaking my fist at this post.

Same.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 03:34

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I think some people might consider that a feature, not a bug.

My wife didn't grow up around it so I put the jar in a ziploc bag like it's weed. Much like weed, you can still smell it.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 03:37

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Going to the Co tomorrow to glaze my glizzy

# ? Nov 9, 2022 03:49

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

Tokelau All Star posted:

My wife didn't grow up around it so I put the jar in a ziploc bag like it's weed. Much like weed, you can still smell it.

actual koreans deal with this by getting a purpose-built second fridge just for kimchi. multiple samsung and lg brands for it

# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:14

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I have decided not to die on this hill, but be assured I am shaking my fist at this post.

that was the entire point, are you really going to leave all the glizzy gulpers unsatisfied

# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:54

StormDrain: May 22, 2003; Thirteen Letter

Your total comes to $350,001.49.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:59

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

StormDrain posted:

Your total comes to $350,001.49.

They still check your receipt at the door when you buy it

# ? Nov 9, 2022 05:02

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

large hands posted:

I'm telling you man, kimchi grilled cheese

instructions please

# ? Nov 9, 2022 05:15

large hands: Jan 24, 2006

I just put a layer of kimchi about the same thickness as the cheese, on top of the cheese. I guess if your pulling from the bottom of the tub maybe squeeze out some liquid first but it's not really important. I used the mild Kirkland marble cheddar because I think using aged stuff would be too salty with the 'chi. Dip in ketchup if you like :cool:

# ? Nov 9, 2022 05:23

Paul MaudDib: May 3, 2006; TEAM NVIDIA:
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Pennywise the Frown posted:

That absolutely 100% does not look like a Costco dog. I can't even see the dog!!!

Usually, my bun is half the size of the dog.

Something fishy is going on here.

While typing this I googled a standard Costco hot dog and this was it.

edit: since they wrap them now at my place the bun shrinks even more. You're a fibber. Prove me wrong!

HEY, HEY EVERYBODY, YOU CAN'T SEE THIS GUY'S WIENER!

# ? Nov 9, 2022 05:38

Paul MaudDib: May 3, 2006; TEAM NVIDIA:
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large hands posted:

I just put a layer of kimchi about the same thickness as the cheese, on top of the cheese. I guess if your pulling from the bottom of the tub maybe squeeze out some liquid first but it's not really important. I used the mild Kirkland marble cheddar because I think using aged stuff would be too salty with the 'chi. Dip in ketchup if you like

the cheese and kimchi dog is a god garbage dadmeal, so good. Also the golden days of sauerkraut+deli mustard dogs. never forget what they took from you.

just gently caress my tastebuds up, thanks

# ? Nov 9, 2022 05:41

Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

Pennywise the Frown posted:

That absolutely 100% does not look like a Costco dog. I can't even see the dog!!!

Usually, my bun is half the size of the dog.

Something fishy is going on here.

While typing this I googled a standard Costco hot dog and this was it.

edit: since they wrap them now at my place the bun shrinks even more. You're a fibber. Prove me wrong!

I don't have to justify my Jongger Dongger to you, but since you called me out:

I took the wurst out of the bun first (since it was falling out when they gave it to me) and put some kimchi in the bun so it wouldn't spill out, then put the frank back in and pressed down, but that made the bottom seam of the bun rip, so that it was two bun pieces in a more burger-ish configuration. Also I took a bite of the link that was sticking out horizontally before snapping the photo. Lastly the bottom side of the bun (which is flatter and less rounded having been baked on the tray) was on the top. All those factors combined to obscure my weenie. It was bigger in real life.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 06:05

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Ok ok ok. I'll let it slide.

This time.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 06:09

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

StormDrain posted:

Your total comes to $350,001.49.

This is a truly atrocious price for the ugliest ring I've ever seen

# ? Nov 9, 2022 11:23

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Soul Dentist posted:

This is a truly atrocious price for the ugliest ring I've ever seen

Ya that ring is ugly and tacky as hell

Also kimchi and cheese together is weird.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 15:00

Barry: Aug 1, 2003; Hardened Criminal

MrQwerty posted:

lol god plasma tv was such a bad stopgap technology and I'm glad it's dead!

foodcourt chat: in ABQ, NM they've always had people watching the entrance and exit, and they started locking the door next to the exit where you came in for customer service after the food court change. Gotta walk into the entrance and cut through the registers to go to customer service now.

This is from like 5 pages ago but I'm not letting it slide. Plasma TVs are absolutely beautiful and I will be extremely sad when my TV, the last plasma model that Panasonic ever made, dies on me.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 21:15

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Good thread title change.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 21:20

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

I went with the Lacroix this time because it was the cheapest, and good lord this cherry blossom flavor is horrible. It's like drinking wood and plastic.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 22:47

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
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An above average taste review for Lacroix then. Foul loving stuff.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 22:58

Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

Barry posted:

This is from like 5 pages ago but I'm not letting it slide. Plasma TVs are absolutely beautiful and I will be extremely sad when my TV, the last plasma model that Panasonic ever made, dies on me.

Actually it sucks buddy I had the Panasonic plasma too, go get an OLED from Costco for a better picture at half the wattage and a fifth the weight.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 23:02

tesilential: Nov 22, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

EL BROMANCE posted:

An above average taste review for Lacroix then. Foul loving stuff.

When hurricane Ian was on the way to Tampa, Costco sold out of bottled water and they had a sample guy switch from crackers or whatever to sampling lacroix. He literally was calling out, �we�re outta bottled water but come get some canned water. Doesn�t taste great but it�ll keep you alive.�

Lol

# ? Nov 9, 2022 23:11

david_a: Apr 24, 2010; Megamarm

Chinatown posted:

Good thread title change.

They should have fully committed and gone with gglizzy

# ? Nov 9, 2022 23:12

Pershing: Feb 21, 2010; John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Barry posted:

This is from like 5 pages ago but I'm not letting it slide. Plasma TVs are absolutely beautiful and I will be extremely sad when my TV, the last plasma model that Panasonic ever made, dies on me.

I too love my good old Panasonic. Plus it doubles as a space heater.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 23:12

Barry: Aug 1, 2003; Hardened Criminal

Zero VGS posted:

Actually it sucks buddy I had the Panasonic plasma too, go get an OLED from Costco for a better picture at half the wattage and a fifth the weight.

I suppose we're all entitled to our own opinion, even if it's wrong. The picture is gorgeous. My power is cheap enough and I use it infrequently enough that it doesn't make sense to buy a new TV just for power efficiency and who cares how much it weighs.

# ? Nov 10, 2022 00:15