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I only have a twitter account because nintendo made me sign up to twitter to upload screenshots from my nintendo switch. I think I signed up for twitter using a nintendo switch. I'm twitter-illiterate all I do is read what y'all embed here.
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Sanctum posted:I only have a twitter account because nintendo made me sign up to twitter to upload screenshots from my nintendo switch. I think I signed up for twitter using a nintendo switch. This is the true tragedy of twitter potentially dying, it is by far the easiest way to offload poo poo from consoles. Thanks, Elon
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Nov 9, 2022 04:22
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Revins posted:honestly doing more than sending rovers to and probes past/to orbit around mars to gather information, like we've been doing, is loving stupid. there's never going to be a human space colony because space is loving brutal and its approximately an eternity away to the nearest planet that could potentially maybe become habitable if we pour an endless amount of money into it There's a lot of science we can do and is worth doing with human missions, robots are super limited. Colonisation is another thing but manned missions can be worth it.
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Nov 9, 2022 04:23
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You're laughing. You're watching a billionaire flail and get owned online after a series of incredibly bad decisions and shitposting and you're laughing?!
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Nov 9, 2022 04:23
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priznat posted:Esther is the worst type of engineer quisling - old enough she should loving know better than to run interference for a lovely boss, possibly THE shittiest boss. We can debate the ignominy of someone overtly climbing the ladder on public display, but to her credit it’s probably going to pay dividends for her personally. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 9, 2022 04:26
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Revins posted:honestly doing more than sending rovers to and probes past/to orbit around mars to gather information, like we've been doing, is loving stupid. there's never going to be a human space colony because space is loving brutal and its approximately an eternity away to the nearest planet that could potentially maybe become habitable if we pour an endless amount of money into it On a long enough timeframe it's probably possible. Like dedicating a small fraction of global effort to slowly terraforming mars or whatever over the next few thousand years isn't a terrible idea. Except that letting human off this rock is a terrible idea for any other lifeforms out there. So maybe it's better we don't bother. One favour to the galaxy.
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Nov 9, 2022 04:27
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Durzel posted:Is it not far more likely to be the case that she’s angling for a promotion to potentially a C-level position? The way she’s running interference for Elon - as you say - will no doubt mark her out as being a “strong team player”. At the moment she’s pretty much all he’s got in terms of internal support, it seems. Elon’s not going to fire someone who was photographed by a “colleague” “sleeping” in the office to get his latest brainfart delivered, he’s more likely to take notice of her, I would’ve thought. i get the feeling that, at an elon musk company, there is only one true c-level, regardless of vanity title
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Nov 9, 2022 04:37
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DELETE CASCADE posted:i get the feeling that, at an elon musk company, there is only one true c-level, regardless of vanity title Oh he's definitely the one true C-level mate.
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Nov 9, 2022 04:44
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Durzel posted:Is it not far more likely to be the case that she’s angling for a promotion to potentially a C-level position? The way she’s running interference for Elon - as you say - will no doubt mark her out as being a “strong team player”. At the moment she’s pretty much all he’s got in terms of internal support, it seems. Elon’s not going to fire someone who was photographed by a “colleague” “sleeping” in the office to get his latest brainfart delivered, he’s more likely to take notice of her, I would’ve thought. 100% this. Elon is obviously thin skinned so being public about your loyalty is probably the best insurance you've got while heads are rolling (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 9, 2022 04:47
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Outrail posted:Oh he's definitely the one true C-level mate. lmao
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Revins posted:honestly doing more than sending rovers to and probes past/to orbit around mars to gather information, like we've been doing, is loving stupid. there's never going to be a human space colony because space is loving brutal and its approximately an eternity away to the nearest planet that could potentially maybe become habitable if we pour an endless amount of money into it The combination of radiation, a low oxygen content habitat atmosphere and constant near starvation food level will result in the perfect brain damaged audience for musk’s lovely humour so I am surprised he isn’t in more of a rush to get there.
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Besides, space sucks. The ocean is way cooler. We'd be better off trying to figure out how to live under the sea. THere's cool whales and dumbo octopuses down there and other gangly looking motherfuckers like gulper eels. Got any of those in space, nerds? nope
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Durzel posted:Is it not far more likely to be the case that she’s angling for a promotion to potentially a C-level position? The way she’s running interference for Elon - as you say - will no doubt mark her out as being a “strong team player”. At the moment she’s pretty much all he’s got in terms of internal support, it seems. Elon’s not going to fire someone who was photographed by a “colleague” “sleeping” in the office to get his latest brainfart delivered, he’s more likely to take notice of her, I would’ve thought. Oh it’s a fine career move but it just makes you an rear end in a top hat. Usually they’re fine with that though. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 9, 2022 04:55
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MikeJF posted:What % of voting shares does he have though? Is Tesla stock voting/non-voting divided? (Which is an absurd thing that shouldn't exist) Imagine forking over money for non-voting shares in an IPO
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Nov 9, 2022 05:01
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Unperson_47 posted:Besides, space sucks. The ocean is way cooler. We'd be better off trying to figure out how to live under the sea. THere's cool whales and dumbo octopuses down there and other gangly looking motherfuckers like gulper eels. Got any of those in space, nerds? nope This is always what I bring up when my friends talk about musk. Why the gently caress would you ever live on Mars, the soil is all gritty and sharp and the surface is so radioactive you would have to either live underground or live in domes coated in regolith. It would be like living on a submarine for the rest of your life
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Nov 9, 2022 05:07
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He could have just cashed out that same amount of Tesla stock last year and had 1000x enough money to live on a beach getting daquiris and blowjobs of the rest of his life, right? But instead he got a bunch of sketchy loans to buy a company he's setting on fire that he had to sell that stock to pay off? Am I getting that right?
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Entropic posted:He could have just cashed out that same amount of Tesla stock last year and had 1000x enough money to live on a beach getting daquiris and blowjobs of the rest of his life, right? But instead he got a bunch of sketchy loans to buy a company he's setting on fire that he had to sell that stock to pay off? Am I getting that right? it’s called disruption, bro
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Nov 9, 2022 05:15
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Entropic posted:He could have just cashed out that same amount of Tesla stock last year and had 1000x enough money to live on a beach getting daquiris and blowjobs of the rest of his life, right? But instead he got a bunch of sketchy loans to buy a company he's setting on fire that he had to sell that stock to pay off? Am I getting that right? you forgot the part where he was just bluffing to buy the company to scare people he doesn't like and then they called his bluff and forced him to do it
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Nov 9, 2022 05:15
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It’s weird how the people with the most money have absolutely no idea how to best enjoy it or spread it around to benefit others. Just absolute clownshoes.
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Tea Party Crasher posted:This is always what I bring up when my friends talk about musk. Why the gently caress would you ever live on Mars, the soil is all gritty and sharp and the surface is so radioactive you would have to either live underground or live in domes coated in regolith. It would be like living on a submarine for the rest of your life It’s also itchy and gets everywhere
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Nov 9, 2022 05:17
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Why have capital when you can have the immense soft power to determine which accounts get TWO checkmarks
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priznat posted:It’s weird how the people with the most money have absolutely no idea how to best enjoy it or spread it around to benefit others. Just absolute clownshoes. It’s a mental disorder. Most people make a few million, they gently caress off, retire, do what they want to do in life. The same urge that drives billionaires to make a billion dollars in the first place, prevents them from ever doing this. MySpace Tom vs Zuck and Elon. One is living on tropical islands doing photography, the other two imagine themselves as leaders of the Fourth Reich.
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Nov 9, 2022 05:20
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ben shapino posted:you forgot the part where he was just bluffing to buy the company to scare people he doesn't like and then they called his bluff and forced him to do it That is actually the funniest part, clearing a very high bar
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Nov 9, 2022 05:28
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Coming to Twitter soon. Twitter Max +!
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The Last Call posted:Coming to Twitter soon. I swear to God if the ads aren't so targeted that they reveal truths about me that I wasn't even aware of myself, I might just cancel my subscription.
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Nov 9, 2022 05:33
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:It’s a mental disorder. Most people make a few million, they gently caress off, retire, do what they want to do in life. The same urge that drives billionaires to make a billion dollars in the first place, prevents them from ever doing this. Outliers like Notch who wasn’t driven to make billions (I don’t think) but happened to be lovely and/or have mental disorders that money cannot cure as well after lucking into a massive payday.
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Notch's greed pushing away every friend he ever had, followed by him selling them out (literally), followed by him buying a giant mansion designed for parties and whining he's lonely. did he ever get past that.
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Something like 20% of my stock portfolio was Tesla I sold it all yesterday 
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Entropic posted:He could have just cashed out that same amount of Tesla stock last year and had 1000x enough money to live on a beach getting daquiris and blowjobs of the rest of his life, right? But instead he got a bunch of sketchy loans to buy a company he's setting on fire that he had to sell that stock to pay off? Am I getting that right? You're not doing the math right. He has infinity money so infinity - $50B is still infinity money he can melt down on twitter and STILL do whatever the gently caress he wants
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SRQ posted:Notch's greed pushing away every friend he ever had, followed by him selling them out (literally), followed by him buying a giant mansion designed for parties and whining he's lonely. Last I heard he was supporting some nazi poo poo.
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SRQ posted:Notch's greed pushing away every friend he ever had, followed by him selling them out (literally), followed by him buying a giant mansion designed for parties and whining he's lonely. You can't be a qanon follower and have friends, it's physiologically impossible
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Sockser posted:Something like 20% of my stock portfolio was Tesla I don’t know how much my mom owned, but I told her to sell it all in April when Musk first made the offer to buy Twitter. She did not listen to me. 
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priznat posted:Outliers like Notch who wasn’t driven to make billions (I don’t think) but happened to be lovely and/or have mental disorders that money cannot cure as well after lucking into a massive payday. he did one good thing at least and helped fund a defense against a lawsuit from Billy Mitchell (Donkey Kong "world record holder" ) against a speedrunner who documented how Mitchell was caught using a Mame emulator. Billy is suing the speedrunner against because he needs money to go against Guinness/Galaxy
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EVIL Gibson posted:he did one good thing at least and helped fund a defense against a lawsuit from Billy Mitchell (Donkey Kong "world record holder" ) against a speedrunner who documented how Mitchell was caught using a Mame emulator. IDK but I don't really think this is a thing that matters to anyone
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I don’t know how much my mom owned, but I told her to sell it all in April when Musk first made the offer to buy Twitter. gently caress... just remember my dad owned some stock, I think  Not that he'd listen to me when it came to stock advice
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