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CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

In Training posted:

Well now that the Dems detained their political majority they can pass lots of helpful legislation Lol.

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



maruhkati posted:

I went to a concert at the Fargodome once. Never seen so many people show up drunk to something they paid money for.

you've never been to a football game before?

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

Shear Modulus posted:

you've never been to a football game before?

Yes, but the ratio here was at least 50% of the people in attendance.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

In Training posted:

Well now that the Dems detained their political majority they can pass lots of helpful legislation Lol.

They are still probably going to lose the House. The Republicans will just have a 1 to 8 seat majority instead of a 40 to 60 seat majority.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

In Training posted:

Well now that the Dems detained their political majority they can pass lots of helpful legislation Lol.

finally time to cash in that poltiical capital

burdt
Feb 28, 2009

i wanna make it (wit chu)
loser

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

can you give us a tl;dr about your avatar?

I did an obscure reference to someone defending joey salad (I don't even remember who this idiot is) and someone thought it was sincere.

Love the av tho.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
What if Stacey Abrams and Beto and Charlie Crist were just in a band and toured everywhere instead of constantly being handed millions of dollars to lose elections

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

In Training posted:

Well now that the Dems detained their political majority they can pass lots of helpful legislation Lol.

sorta seems like sour grapes rn

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

They are still probably going to lose the House. The Republicans will just have a 1 to 8 seat majority instead of a 40 to 60 seat majority.

But the fact that we don't even know this for certain speaks volumes for how badly the Republicans (and we, the noble denizens of C-SPAM) fumbled the ball here.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Shear Modulus posted:

there's still 2 months left for the democrats to get destroyed somehow, maybe like pizzagate gets confirmed real or something

e: The Storm will happen and trump and the secret patriotic government will lock them all up

if they lose Nevada and the Georgia runoff than they still end up Destroyed, despite all

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
almost spit out my drink when i saw this one

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Zokari posted:

sorta seems like sour grapes rn
i can see the press conferences now

"listen here you little mewling poo poo, you scum-sucking filth of the earth, if you wanted us to actually do anything to prevent the supreme court from illegalizing gay marriage and all forms of contraception you should have VOTED HARDER. anyway, gimme 25 bucks, democracy is on the ballot in 2024"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Zokari posted:

sorta seems like sour grapes rn

in cspam? perish the thought!

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

What if Stacey Abrams and Beto and Charlie Crist were just in a band and toured everywhere instead of constantly being handed millions of dollars to lose elections

Especially if they solved a haunting or a crime or two on the side

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

They are still probably going to lose the House. The Republicans will just have a 1 to 8 seat majority instead of a 40 to 60 seat majority.
this is a good outcome. no more Speaker Pelosi :toot:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
dems ran against people who cant order a chicken sandwich without it going to small claims court and call a narrow loss a victory lmao we're all loving doomed

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Especially if they solved a haunting or a crime or two on the side

Yeah it'd be nice for them to solve something

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

we're all loving doomed

well that was guaranteed in any scenario

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Xaris posted:

this is a good outcome. no more Speaker Pelosi :toot:

Pour some ice cream out for a real one

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Vox Nihili posted:

almost spit out my drink when i saw this one



Beto is the Barry Horowitz of Texas politics

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Yeah it'd be nice for them to solve something

Oh yeah, sorry for the unreasonable expectations

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Xaris posted:

this is a good outcome. no more Speaker Pelosi :toot:

Unironically yes. A slim GOP majority will lead to some incredible Republican infighting. McCarthy doesn’t have the charisma to hold his party in line and it’ll be amazing when the likes of MTG try to wrestle control.

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

wonder if there will be a Republican version of Joe Manchin who constantly goes turncoat with the dems to screw their one seat majority

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Slow News Day posted:

Unironically yes. A slim GOP majority will lead to some incredible Republican infighting. McCarthy doesn’t have the charisma to hold his party in line and it’ll be amazing when the likes of MTG try to wrestle control.

thanks for this, goons are never wrong about politics and I look forward to seeing it

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

wonder if there will be a Republican version of Joe Manchin who constantly goes turncoat with the dems to screw their one seat majority

this would require the dems to actually try to do things, so it seems highly unlikely

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Cerebral Bore posted:

this would require the dems to actually try to do things, so it seems highly unlikely

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

In Training posted:

Well now that the Dems detained their political majority they can pass lots of helpful legislation Lol.

HOW loving DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THIS

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Poor Martin Quezada just got poo poo on by ~10% of Arizonans who voted straight ticket D except for him for some reason.

Gotta feel bad when you are weirdly singularly unpopular for no reason.



lmao

No clue as to why.

Noob Saibot
Jan 29, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Democrates just flipped the entire Michigan State Senate for the first time since 1983

Has C-Spam ever been more wrong about something

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
also meh results overall, only thing this is gonna do is let shitlibs make even more excuses for why they can't do anything while the crash and burn continues

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Noob Saibot posted:

Democrates just flipped the entire Michigan State Senate for the first time since 1983

Has C-Spam ever been more wrong about something

maybe CSPAM should stop listening to Nate Silver

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
any socialists win anywhere?

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Noob Saibot posted:

Democrates just flipped the entire Michigan State Senate for the first time since 1983

Has C-Spam ever been more wrong about something

this is some p choice cope though, please keep it up

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Poor Martin Quezada just got poo poo on by ~10% of Arizonans who voted straight ticket D except for him for some reason.

Gotta feel bad when you are weirdly singularly unpopular for no reason.



on CA ballot it says a word or two about them below their name. Maybe it was like,

Martin Quezada
Rapist
Papist

FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

Slow News Day posted:

Unironically yes. A slim GOP majority will lead to some incredible Republican infighting. McCarthy doesn’t have the charisma to hold his party in line and it’ll be amazing when the likes of MTG try to wrestle control.

Not really since the dems are much more likely to cross the aisle to 'regretfully' vote for privatized social security/whatever to make sure that money for Israel/Ukraine isn't held up.

Missingnoleader
Mar 10, 2014

https://twitter.com/elaifresh/status/1590207853708836867
Dunno where he stands.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Poor Martin Quezada just got poo poo on by ~10% of Arizonans who voted straight ticket D except for him for some reason.

Gotta feel bad when you are weirdly singularly unpopular for no reason.



Is the silver star incumbent? Because that’s the through line

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

https://twitter.com/dril/status/118473605293162496

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

https://twitter.com/ParkeSkelton/status/1517226046210207744

Seems cool.

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