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MikeJF posted:Maybe I missed this earlier but is https://muskmessages.com/ legit because some of the stuff in there is hilariously dumbfuck This page says quote:The messages are taken from public records and filings from Elon Musk's upcoming court case with Twitter. They were interpreted by AI. which I assume means everything is fake
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ymgve posted:This page says Nah, they mean an AI has arranged messages to names in a convo. I recognize them from the court filings Like this idiocy: 
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Nov 9, 2022 13:10
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What a disingenuous hypocritical turd. "I don't believe anyone should be the boss of anyone" *buys company, lays off thousands, imposing absurd and abusive working hours* To say nothing of working conditions at tesla loving. Turd.
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Nov 9, 2022 13:18
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Jfc of course he's one of those don't call me boss twats. Big lols at heavy duty software and hardcore programming tho. What a sad, pathetic fraud.
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Mokotow posted:
My god what a sad story, that's terrible for the people who had to hose the train clean of his stupid entrails
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Soggy Muffin posted:I think these are real, way too much effort would have been done to fake them I believe these are fake because elon is 1000% the type of annoying manic texter That sends a flurry of texts at once Nonstop With no consideration For the recipient And you cannot get a word in Edgewise Every sentence fragment Becomes it's own text I am 1000 percent Certain That this is how Elon texts
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Nov 9, 2022 13:30
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How the gently caress this guy CEO of 5 companies and has time to respond to 300 texts a day and troll Twitter. I get a mild panic attack if I get 5 texts within an hour
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greazeball posted:Jfc of course he's one of those don't call me boss twats. Big lols at heavy duty software and hardcore programming tho. What a sad, pathetic fraud. Just what do we know for sure Elon ever coded? E:^^^^ it's trivially easy to do if you're a glorified seat warmer who hires people to work.
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Soggy Muffin posted:How the gently caress this guy CEO of 5 companies and has time to respond to 300 texts a day and troll Twitter. I get a mild panic attack if I get 5 texts within an hour Someone else is doing all the work and he's just making lofty high level decisions.
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By popular demand posted:Just what do we know for sure Elon ever coded? Apparently some Sega CD Software.
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ymgve posted:This page says I think by 'AI' they mean 'basic OCR' and they were originally released as images. And it's awkward, like it's showing message likes wierdly. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Nov 9, 2022 |
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Hatsune Mike posted:Apparently some Sega CD Software. loving hell I definitely had a demo of the dos version of this
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ProperCoochie posted:I believe these are fake because elon is 1000% the type of annoying manic texter loving hell go look for yourself then, page 114 https://s3.documentcloud.org/docume...om-edward-b.pdf Like if anyone is uncertain about the https://muskmessages.com/ just note the timestamp and go find it in that pdf. Xakura fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Nov 9, 2022 |
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Hatsune Mike posted:Apparently some Sega CD Software. No way, this silly FMV railshooter is way more intentionally entertaining and competent than anything Elon has any right to be credited with. I'm choosing to believe stolen valour.
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/elon-...k&ICID=ref_fark Elon Musk sells 4 billion in Tesla shares to prop up Twitter. According to the article his net worth is now below 200 billion dollars. So I guess we have that in common.
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It’s my understanding that Musk was well known for writing lovely code that often had to be refactored so that other devs on the team could use it
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Scratch Monkey posted:It’s my understanding that Musk was well known for writing lovely code that often had to be refactored so that other devs on the team could use it ...And sulking really hard whenever it (always) happened.
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Entropic posted:The excuse I always hear when people say billionaires should pay their fair share is "he's not really a billionaire technically, all that is just theoretical wealth tied up in stock value" Number. Go. Up!
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Scratch Monkey posted:It’s my understanding that Musk was well known for writing lovely code that often had to be refactored so that other devs on the team could use it do you want we should disassemble the sega CD software to poke fun at it or what
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We'd never be able to work out which bits are his. We need to find other devs to talk to if you want dirt.
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ProperCoochie posted:I believe these are fake because elon is 1000% the type of annoying manic texter I had a coworker who typed like this in Slack. I asked him wtf once, and he said it came from being a gamer
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Nov 9, 2022 15:14
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Yeah, I could see that. Needs beating out of them.
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I think every Slack instance has someone like that, who inevitably ends up getting muted by people who don't want 15 pings for a single question.quote:Hi Clyde
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new verification system has launched!!! 
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Xakura posted:Isn't it just the documents from the court case that someone has arranged in a cellphone style thread? I feel like I've seen some of these before. That 'liked' as a text message is what happens when you're in a mostly iphone group message and one user is on Android. I'm in a group chat with some friends and they keep forgetting I don't have an iPhone, so they constantly 'like' messages and everyone gets another text with the full duplicate of the message, it's kind of funny, but that's what that looks like anyway
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crime weed posted:new verification system has launched!!! lol
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So minimalist.
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crime weed posted:new verification system has launched!!! ElonMusk Tesla and SpaceX don't have it. He really does not understand why it is important. Bill Gates does.
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Nov 9, 2022 15:56
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so wait, if you have a blue check mark already, you're grandfathered in?? thats pretty funny
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I think they're handpicking accounts that "need" to have an official marker. So news sources, govt., public bodies etc.
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goatface posted:I think they're handpicking accounts that "need" to have an official marker. So news sources, govt., public bodies etc. Why did they forget all of Elon's own though
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crime weed posted:new verification system has launched!!! Watch them add some sort of checkmark for parody as well lmao
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Because he's the young god king and anyone taking his name will be instabanned.
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pixaal posted:Why did they forget all of Elon's own though they can't figure out which account is the real elon's lol
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kazil posted:they can't figure out which account is the real elon's lol They think it's @elonmusk, but there some doubt because the tweets can't be that stupid, right guys?
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goatface posted:Because he's the young god king and anyone taking his name will be instabanned. young is questionable
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Younger than orange Don.
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goatface posted:I think they're handpicking accounts that "need" to have an official marker. So news sources, govt., public bodies etc. they spent 13 years verifying nearly half a million accounts and then threw it away and started over to appease elons stupid idea
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