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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Sarah Palin singing baby got back on masked singer and absolutely killing it

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
my favorite part about gorilla channel was that pluto tv made a gorilla channel as a response and I watched big ol primates monkeying around every night before bed for a few weeks

https://twitter.com/PlutoTV/status/950482058102521856?s=20&t=Rst_aVBBHIakbetaLymJyw

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Zerg Mans posted:

The utter pettiness of the hurricane forecast sharpie

lmao that poo poo owned

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Richard Ojeda owning himself

wikipedia posted:

In November 2018, Ojeda filed with the Federal Election Commission, officially becoming a candidate for President of the United States. His campaign was announced on November 11, at a rally in Louisville, Kentucky, which consisted mostly of union members. His campaign focuses included ending government corruption and returning the Democratic Party to a party that benefited the working class. As no incumbent state legislator has ever mounted a serious bid for the presidency, Ojeda was considered a "longshot" and "underdog" candidate.

He resigned from the West Virginia Senate on January 9, 2019, to focus on his presidential bid. A few days after, Ojeda asked the Senate Minority Leader (a Democrat) if he could rescind his resignation, with the Senate Minority Leader telling Ojeda to talk to the Senate President (a Republican) because that is to whom he sent the resignation letter. The Republican Governor, Jim Justice, seated a lobbyist in Ojeda's vacant seat.

Ojeda dropped out of the race on January 26, 2019, citing his inability to get face time with the networks, and stating one must have access to wealth and power to run for office. He broadcast his withdrawal in an hour-long Facebook live feed.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


tinstaach posted:

Republican Governor, Jim Justice

That's not a real name

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
this turd

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1590184949461942273

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Robin Williams made a joke about Australians being "British rednecks" so the prime minister of Australia tried to clapback by saying that Williams should go to Alabama to meet "real rednecks" and then everyone got mad at him and he had to make a grovelling apology to the governor of Alabama.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


nice rug lmao

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


a fatguy baldspot posted:

dude doesn’t even eat milk on his cereal

I don't think they sell cereal at McDonald's

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
I can go to bed now that democracy is safe.

Shyrka
Feb 10, 2005

Small Boss likes to spin!


He gave us so much content.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
JibJab

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



shockingly still around, saw an ad for it while watching wrestling a few weeks ago

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Pete Buttigieg declaring victory in the 2020 Iowa primary 15 minutes after the polls open. The CEO of the untested primary vote counting app being used by the dems in the primary is a massive Buttigieg donor.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Shadow. Lmao

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Pete's fake power outage speech

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Buttigeig not going for the far more powerful OMB Director position because he didn't know what it was and now he's Transport Secretary lol

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Fortaleza posted:

Buttigeig not going for the far more powerful OMB Director position because he didn't know what it was and now he's Transport Secretary lol

I also dont know what an omb director is or does but in my defense im an idiot who runs cables for a living and not a prospective omb director lol

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

The Chad Jihad posted:

Pete's fake power outage speech

god that rocked

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

projecthalaxy posted:

I also dont know what an omb director is or does but in my defense im an idiot who runs cables for a living and not a prospective omb director lol

It's the position that Neera Tanden went for and had her chickens come home to roost when bernie helped block her from it

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...




He's the giant rat that makes all of the rules

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
but only for motor vee-hick-ools

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

projecthalaxy posted:

I also dont know what an omb director is or does but in my defense im an idiot who runs cables for a living and not a prospective omb director lol
literally I think I could just tell you it stands for Office of Management and Budget and you'd know who was more powerful

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
it's hilarious how fake every single thing about pete is

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


DACK FAYDEN posted:

literally I think I could just tell you it stands for Office of Management and Budget and you'd know who was more powerful

yeah

E:

director, omb posted:

OMB prepares the president's budget proposal to Congress and supervises the administration of the executive branch agencies. It evaluates the effectiveness of agency programs, policies, and procedures, assesses competing funding demands among agencies, and sets funding priorities. OMB ensures that agency reports, rules, testimony, and proposed legislation are consistent with the president's budget and administration policies.

OMB also oversees and coordinates the administration's procurement, financial management, information, and regulatory policies. In each of these areas, OMB's role is to help improve administrative management, develop better performance measures and coordinating mechanisms, and reduce unnecessary burdens on the public.

OMB's critical missions are:

Budget development and execution, a prominent government-wide process managed from the Executive Office of the President (EOP) and a device by which a president implements their policies, priorities, and actions in everything from the Department of Defense to NASA.


This or roadboy

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Mr. Lobe posted:



He's the giant rat that makes all of the rules

Fucks me up that he's eating a cinnamon roll here and not chicken

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

you've already torn it apart just use a fork drat

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Cuttlefush posted:

Fucks me up that he's eating a cinnamon roll here and not chicken

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the guy who claimed that was tactical eating

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Rats are tactical, snakes are misogyny.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

projecthalaxy posted:

This or roadboy
lol if he was just asked "yo which one you want" out of the blue and had to decide on the spot

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Kitfox88 posted:

it's hilarious how fake every single thing about pete is

Pete telling his husband to his face that if there was a treatment to stop him from being gay he would take it

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

the sex ghost posted:

Pete telling his husband to his face that if there was a treatment to stop him from being gay he would take it

the thing that makes me certain he is actually gay and it's not just another pretend part of his life to make him more electable via reverse bearding is this, yeah

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Cuttlefush posted:

Fucks me up that he's eating a cinnamon roll here and not chicken

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Kitfox88 posted:

the thing that makes me certain he is actually gay and it's not just another pretend part of his life to make him more electable via reverse bearding is this, yeah

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

red19fire posted:

massive Buttigieg donor.

this phrase gives me chills

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
massive duttigieg boner

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/MiamiDolphins/status/1417948096559001601?cxt=HHwWgsC51f-RyK0nAAAA

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
the best and most accurate political pollster for michigan is a guy named Bernie Porn who works for a company called EPIC-MRA

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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Bernie Porn is a partner and President of EPIC-MRA. Drawing on over three decades of research and communication experience, Mr. Porn's primary role with the firm involves the writing and analysis of the survey research conducted for EPIC-MRA 's clients. He is also looked to by members of the media, academia and others for commentary on the wide spectrum of topics researched by the firm.

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