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Nov 9, 2022 18:56
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You guys wanna hear one of my favorite jokes How do you make a small fortune start with a large fortune and get into cars
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Nov 9, 2022 18:58
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move fast and break things, including your only product which is already mature, in production, and has a hundred million users this is called doing business (DOBIS)
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Nov 9, 2022 18:58
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Mercury_Storm posted:
as an investor this is absolutely the thing I want to hear when I've plopped down billions of dollars
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Nov 9, 2022 18:58
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ymgve posted:elon still doesnt seem to grasp that no one wanted the blue checkmark, they wanted what it symbolizes: that twitter backs up that they are who they claim to be The right wing circus doesn’t see the blue check as just a “not a fake” though, they see it as a special highlight that they don’t get. Like a “TRUTH HERE” banner that only the libs have access to. It’s clear Elon thinks it’s that too
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Nov 9, 2022 19:02
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I remember seeing a review of the James Bond film Tomorrow Never Dies that criticized the Jonathan Price villain character as being so clearly out of his gourd and recklessly impulsive that it strained plausibility that he would have ever become a world renowned media/tech mogul in charge of some of the most influential international news sources lol
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Nov 9, 2022 19:03
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elon musk is basically the most famous rodeo clown in history now. The dude's stock tanked after a split and he had to sell $4billion of it. Think about that.
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Nov 9, 2022 19:07
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In Twitter news I joined the Twitter space that people were making fun of yesterday in the midterms thread and now I seem to be permanently stuck there. The various close buttons do nothing. Is this the famed Elonnivation or am I just dumb
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Nov 9, 2022 19:08
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How much could he have sold it for three months ago?
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Nov 9, 2022 19:08
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Elon panic selling Tesla stock at the lowest it’s been in nearly two years is extremely loving funny It’s lost nearly half its value since September of this year
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Nov 9, 2022 19:09
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:The right wing circus doesn’t see the blue check as just a “not a fake” though, they see it as a special highlight that they don’t get. Like a “TRUTH HERE” banner that only the libs have access to. Authoritarians are obsessed with signs of authority and hierarchy so they project those feelings onto the blue check mark/verified accounts and get mad about how they think they're better than everyone else
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Nov 9, 2022 19:09
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they took away my ability to buy twitter blue lmao
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Nov 9, 2022 19:09
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youcallthatatwist posted:In Twitter news I joined the Twitter space that people were making fun of yesterday in the midterms thread and now I seem to be permanently stuck there. The various close buttons do nothing. Is this the famed Elonnivation or am I just dumb This is an older bug, I got stuck in a space, and had to re-install twitter to get out of it.
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Nov 9, 2022 19:10
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goatface posted:How much could he have sold it for three months ago? $309/share in September, $182/share now He just realized a multi-billion dollar loss
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Nov 9, 2022 19:10
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crime weed posted:they took away my ability to buy twitter blue lmao it says only on iOS. Is that from an iPhone?
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Nov 9, 2022 19:13
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I'd be a lot less skeptical about Tweet editing being about typos if the CEO wasn't deleting his tweets left and right
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Nov 9, 2022 19:16
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Ehud posted:lol did anyone post this one yet This has new thread title energy
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Nov 9, 2022 19:17
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crime weed posted:they took away my ability to buy twitter blue lmao Tbh if I expected them to turn off purchasing Blue from anything it would be the iOS and android apps to avoid paying apple and google their App Store taxes and boost revenue. If Twitter’s backend stays alive long enough I’m guessing Elon ends up in a fight with one or both of them next year.
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Nov 9, 2022 19:18
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Tweet editing removes so much of the charm of the platform
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Nov 9, 2022 19:19
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Late but loving KNEW IT, this was the company trying to save itself from him Hey Elon you know what would be the great leveler? NO BLUE CHECKS AT ALL
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Nov 9, 2022 19:22
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It's not actually editing. You can undo posting a tweet for like a few minutes is literally all it is. You can't edit something that was already posted. It's exactly how it operates now when you delete a tweet except it just copies the body of the tweet into a new message for you. This was pre-Musk and was dumb as poo poo then, too.
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Nov 9, 2022 19:23
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If I said "we'll do alot of dumb things" to a client at the beginning of a project I would probably never be allowed to speak to that client again
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Nov 9, 2022 19:24
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PULLING ALL THE LEVERS AND PUSHING ALL THE BUTTONS HJALP!
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Nov 9, 2022 19:25
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pixaal posted:it says only on iOS. Is that from an iPhone?  e: he's bumbling about his genius play live!!!! https://twitter.com/StephenGutowski/status/1590408824573562880 crime weed fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Nov 9, 2022 |
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Nov 9, 2022 19:25
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A Frosty Witch posted:It's not actually editing. You can undo posting a tweet for like a few minutes is literally all it is. You can't edit something that was already posted. It's exactly how it operates now when you delete a tweet except it just copies the body of the tweet into a new message for you. This was pre-Musk and was dumb as poo poo then, too. So ninja editing only basically?
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Nov 9, 2022 19:26
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"we are not aspirationally dumb, we are aspirationally not dumb, but we will still be dumb" Elan Musp
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Nov 9, 2022 19:27
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the trick to running a company is to do as many dumb things as you can, as quickly as you can
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Nov 9, 2022 19:32
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he's more like Lowtax every day wtf
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Nov 9, 2022 19:33
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smoobles posted:the trick to running a company is to do as many dumb things as you can, as quickly as you can Don't stop for any reason!
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Nov 9, 2022 19:39
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someone needs to tweet those expensive cookies at him and lets get him hooked
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Nov 9, 2022 19:41
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Unperson_47 posted:Can't wait for Elon to implement more Michael transactions like letting you use different colored text, fonts, and the <blink> tag I need fresh embeds to bare my soul to the world in the form of midi https://youtu.be/kCLrq7_IuhE https://freemidi.org/download3-4542-crawling-linkin-park
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Nov 9, 2022 19:42
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Elmo’s entire new user base is the type of dumb fucks to take a sledgehammer to hundreds of dollars worth of useful home appliances because they think it would make a liberal somewhere absolutely furious Of course people will light their $8 a month on fire if they can post all of the slurs they want and somewhere a libcuck actually thought CNN said the n-word
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Nov 9, 2022 19:42
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I was ~worried~ that advertisers would be placated by the "official" checkmark and the site would recover from its freefall of credibility But nope, he pulled it out and the nosedive has resumed as scheduled
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Nov 9, 2022 19:43
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There Bias Two posted:Did he just tag his account with a custom "Livin' the dream" tag? Just gotta get that man some fancy cookies, and he'll be set! 
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Nov 9, 2022 19:48
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Elon could just buy Goldbelly, it'd be like pocket change compared to twitter.
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Nov 9, 2022 19:52
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Those goldbelly cookies look awful
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Nov 9, 2022 19:53
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crime weed posted:nah this is on android; i was allowed to sign up for blue yesterday This has certainly been my experience on the something awful for(holds hand to ear) wait I'm getting an update
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Nov 9, 2022 20:01
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Waffle House posted:You guys wanna hear one of my favorite jokes 
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Nov 9, 2022 20:02
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i mean it's one n-word, elon, how much could it cost? $8?
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Nov 9, 2022 20:06
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Hey Elon, I've got this great idea. Let your users pay an additional $8 to change someone else's avatar
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Nov 9, 2022 20:07
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