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Blitter posted:Just gotta get that man some fancy cookies, and he'll be set! Amazing.
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CommieGIR posted:https://twitter.com/RachelTobac/status/1590426427828367360?s=20&t=22c-M7KpHTqMFGzT94FC2Q Looks like my crypto fraud business is going to have a new home
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/alibreland/status/1590411665128198145?s=20&t=rOpF8mlJr_HiwpDvU__KGA it really is reaching the point where i can't sort out the jokes from reality. i could fully believe this even though it must be a joke right?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/alibreland/status/1590411665128198145?s=20&t=rOpF8mlJr_HiwpDvU__KGA are we sure this is the real elon in the space and not a crypto imposter?
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Bad Purchase posted:it really is reaching the point where i can't sort out the jokes from reality. i could fully believe this even though it must be a joke right? the poster has a checkmark, i believe it
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Nov 9, 2022 20:40
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/alibreland/status/1590411665128198145?s=20&t=rOpF8mlJr_HiwpDvU__KGA Its Paypal but WORSE.
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Nov 9, 2022 20:40
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I see it only took a matter of hours for the blue check to directly translate to “give me all your money I swear I’m not a scam” but uhhh including Twitter itself??? Did not see that coming.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/alibreland/status/1590411665128198145?s=20&t=rOpF8mlJr_HiwpDvU__KGA So he wants people to pour money into Twitter to use it to pay off his loans before running away?
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 some very good news! for twitcoin! Mercury_Storm fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Nov 9, 2022 |
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CommieGIR posted:Its Paypal but WORSE. Roughly 100% chance the high yield account has a back-end crypto exchange
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Nov 9, 2022 20:45
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Bad Purchase posted:it really is reaching the point where i can't sort out the jokes from reality. i could fully believe this even though it must be a joke right? i wouldn't be surprised if he suddenly just decided, in the moment, that twitter would become an Epic High Interest Savings Bank
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I was fully on board for Elon destroying Twitter but if he gets into the financial market, he might actually bankrupt himself!
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By popular demand posted:I was fully on board for Elon destroying Twitter but if he gets into the financial market, he might actually bankrupt himself! Nah he’s got his Dogecoin
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Roughly 100% chance the high yield account has a back-end crypto exchange And will steal all your money.
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CommieGIR posted:Its Paypal but WORSE. If your money is directly on Twitter, think how much the NFT bros will pay to be able scam the marks
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crime weed posted:i think this was from the Twitter Spaces "townhall" where musk was mumbling and stuttering through non-answers to questions I should've known. I kinda hope this one sticks though, Twitter going down because Elon had a mumbly public idea about taking it into the financial industry would be a very funny outcome that I did not predict.
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I'm really excited about this new business model. You give us your money, we park it in TCOIN at 10% per year. Great deal for you, and TCOIN is a stablecoin, algorithmicly linked to another cryptocoin in a way that it just can't lose value. Because of the math (it's very complicated). How do we make money if we're giving you 10% return per year? Well, as more people invest the price goes up, probably more than 10% per year, and we keep the extra. The price just keeps going up as more and more people invest, we make money, you make money, everyone wins! It's not a pump and dump, it's a pump and pump! It's not a rug pull, everyone gets *two* rugs!
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Being paid in company script is a better financial plan than putting your money in "Bank of Elo...errr Twitter".RDM posted:I'm really excited about this new business model. I'm sold.
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I'm totally on board with a bunch of cryptobros and muskites losing money, but I don't like the idea of Elom getting it.
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I was thinking today that Microsoft's strategy for their enterprise cloud platform I work with is a lot like Elon here: let's just push out updates (trust us we tested them they work) and if it breaks? We'll give you a hotfix if enough people complain, rolled out at our leisure this is an enterprise finance platform, and we are a relatively tiny consumer of it, and even still it handles nearly all of our operations in three countries, inventory, COGS, etc. It cannot be down 5 minutes let alone "?? we'll let you know" because MS pushed another fix that broke an entire module of the system (who needs to actually do invoice payments, right?). They were notorious for this during the early adoption phase - update packages that passed MS's certification (lmao) would regularly break just random, weird things, but visible enough things that "how the gently caress did their regression testing not catch this" Just iterate through it baby. So what if that hurried prod release just cost us tens of millions in lost revenue, next time? We'll do it better. That's progress baby!
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goatface posted:I'm totally on board with a bunch of cryptobros and muskites losing money, but I don't like the idea of Elom getting it. The My Pillow guy is a "billionaire" and he personally goes out to hundreds of random QAnon conferences to run a booth there that sells $20 pillows. Sounds like a future for Musk's grift. He'll hawk his blue checkmarks at various conspiracy conference booths.
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RDM posted:I'm really excited about this new business model. Oh my god how much and how fast can I put money into this, Elon you are a geniuses
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590383366213611522 Just saw Marques video where he was giving constructive ideas on how to make Twitter an "S-tier" platform in case Musk was watching. Fairly sure Musk isn't listening.
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Bad Purchase posted:i mean it's one n-word, elon, how much could it cost? $8?
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goatface posted:Why would he suddenly be interested in having access to a large pool of liquid assets? If Elon finally goes down because he was trying to madoff style ponzi this poo poo, i will simply die laughing maniacally
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Good news everyone, this morning I turned Twitter into a socks company! Production in Bangladesh has already started, you are all fired! Goodbye Next day: Socks are dead. I sold the socks plant in Bangladesh. Currently looking to hire 7000 IT people to pivot Twitter more towards social media again
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Can't wait until Elon hires Do Kwon as a consultant for the new Twitcoin and Nestcoin project, interpol red notice be damned
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rotinaj posted:If Elon finally goes down because he was trying to madoff style ponzi this poo poo, i will simply die laughing maniacally I would too. But he won't. Meritocracy!
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