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Yeah cool Terry let me just throw these queenless bees into the spare apiary I've got lying around and hope they live long enough for me to even get a smackerel of honey out of them. Don't give animals as gifts, folks.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 19:00 |
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No 2021 on that list? Idk which face you would choose for that.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 19:21 |
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CopperHound posted:No 2021 on that list?
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 19:28 |
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 20:10 |
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CopperHound posted:No 2021 on that list?
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 21:43 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:It's a cheap shot but I'm glad they made it. I’m glad the cheapskate took the shot too
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 21:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 22:20 |
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CopperHound posted:No 2021 on that list? you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 22:29 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take. that statement is a banger
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 22:32 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take. https://twitter.com/LennyDykstra/status/1590407856435576832
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 22:56 |
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God drat, imagine being down that bad for salmonella sliders.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 23:01 |
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Speedboat Jones posted:God drat, imagine being down that bad for salmonella sliders. I listened to his Bein Ian ep and it sounds like Lenny is just looking for something powerful enough to kill him
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 23:33 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take. I don't like making jokes about suicide, but man this low tax guy sucked a lot
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 23:36 |
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Did you hear about the man in the pig-wrestling contest? A big, young farm boy went to the Iowa county fair one fine day. After scraping every cent he could find out of his pockets for an entry fee and a drink, he wandered around the fair, amazed by the lights and sounds and smells. He wanted to play midway games, but they all cost money. That’s when he saw it: a huge sign promising a $500 prize for anyone victorious in pig-wrestling. Now, the young farm boy had no idea what pig-wrestling was, but he was a strapping young lad and had been on the farm his whole life. The young man strode up to the midway barker with a confidence few could match, and asked what the rules were. The midway barker said to the man “On the ninth of November two-thousand and twenty-one Richard Kyanka shot a bullet through his stupid loving brain, ending his poo poo life”
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 23:48 |
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 00:33 |
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Very nice
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 01:05 |
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oh man I used to go to Specs during the day cause they have import foods, and the people in there at 11am make me very sad. e,c:
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 01:50 |
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I love that those are all pencil drawings of ceiling lamp fixtures
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 02:33 |
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Rejected fantasy breastplate armor designs
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 02:36 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:I love that those are all pencil drawings of ceiling lamp fixtures Hey! Some of them are chicken incubators.
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 02:41 |
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freeedr posted:Did you hear about the man in the pig-wrestling contest? A big, young farm boy went to the Iowa county fair one fine day. After scraping every cent he could find out of his pockets for an entry fee and a drink, he wandered around the fair, amazed by the lights and sounds and smells. He wanted to play midway games, but they all cost money. That’s when he saw it: a huge sign promising a $500 prize for anyone victorious in pig-wrestling. Now, the young farm boy had no idea what pig-wrestling was, but he was a strapping young lad and had been on the farm his whole life. The young man strode up to the midway barker with a confidence few could match, and asked what the rules were. The midway barker said to the man “On the ninth of November two-thousand and twenty-one Richard Kyanka shot a bullet through his stupid loving brain, ending his poo poo life” Those rules don’t make any sense at all. I bet that’s not a union shop.
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 03:02 |
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Dabir posted:Hey! Some of them are chicken incubators. dinner service
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 03:22 |
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My buddy Jeff saw a UFO once but when we looked at it carefully it was just a regular A380 doing an international route, but when we enhanced the image further the cockpit had an alien in and the alien smiled at me
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 08:46 |
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And then you enhanced it one more step and the alien was making an OK symbol on its leg and now ur gay
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 17:06 |
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1955 is just the jetsons house
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 20:45 |
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2013 is a pitch pipe.
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 20:49 |
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Now we’re talkin’
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 21:03 |
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 21:33 |
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My father when people in his immediate vicinity mention the topic "weather" in passing: Okay, so I just asked Google; 7 degrees at 5, 7 degrees at 8, then 8 degrees at 9, and around 10 it'll be 11 degrees already. Until then it'll be slightly cloudy, but 15% chance of rain. That decreases to 9% at noon. No wait, that's for Warsaw. No? Hm? How do I get back?!
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 21:43 |
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lol
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 21:49 |
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Antigravitas posted:
Seriously what is it with old people and the weather? I am a pilot and even I don't care about weather to this level of granularity. But they all do it. Oh fascinating it's a 14% chance in the morning but 55% chance in the afternoon eh? "It might rain" is more than enough. Jesus
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 22:02 |
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pfannkuchen ftw
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 22:10 |
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I think there is a novelty in having access to that kind of information in that degree of detail whenever they like.
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 22:13 |
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Your parcel arrived in the post.
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 22:13 |
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Your parcel arrived in the post. I am arriving
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 22:15 |
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Sagebrush posted:Seriously what is it with old people and the weather? I am a pilot and even I don't care about weather to this level of granularity. But they all do it. Oh fascinating it's a 14% chance in the morning but 55% chance in the afternoon eh? "It might rain" is more than enough. Jesus I'm not old gently caress you it's interesting
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 22:17 |
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anytime I hear someone talk about the weather I think of that one dave matthews band song t-t-t-talk about the weatheruhuhuh
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 22:19 |
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Antigravitas posted:I'm not old gently caress you it's interesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGZf_lvumA&t=59s
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