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Gros Tarla posted:gently caress I was reading this while putting the baby to sleep and now I woke her up laughing manically should have used protectiopn
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Big 'Rich rear end in a top hat flails $200,000 Lamborghini into several cars and lampposts right outside the dealership' energy. Is this the most significant loss of capital by a single person in human history? I mean that in the 'single person' sense as well as the 'single person' sense. e: 220,000 $200,000 lamborginis. That's two hundred and twenty Walmart parking lots filled with $200,000 Lambos. I can't even picture that. What the gently caress how does a single person accumulate that much power? How does a single person acknowledge they could single handledly solve world hunger, and then gently caress that off to piss it all on loving twitter? The amount of good I can do with a meaningless fraction of that wealth and he doesn;t give a single poo poo about anyone but himself. This is hosed. What the loving gently caress is wrong with this species that we'd let this happen? gently caress! I'm losing it. I need a drink and a smoke and a Walmart parking lot filled with Lambos. Aaahhhhhhhhhhh Outrail fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 10, 2022 |
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Outrail posted:Big 'Rich rear end in a top hat flails $200,000 Lamborghini into several cars and lampposts right outside the dealership' energy. Lmao, tweet that last sentence and cc him on it
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Anyone who thinks this is true should have a chat with Canute and Diogenes. Fools get away with telling rich dudes to go gently caress themselves, because they're fools. Everyone else gets put in the deep fryer. priznat posted:Lmao, tweet that last sentence and cc him on it
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Outrail posted:Is this the most significant loss of capital by a single person in human history? I mean that in the 'single person' sense as well as the 'single person' sense. mansa musa probably bought some pretty embarrassing things, if only social media had existed back then so we would know
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Nov 10, 2022 02:47
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Outrail posted:Is this the most significant loss of capital by a single person in human history? I mean that in the 'single person' sense as well as the 'single person' sense. Probably, though some crypto-bro lost something like $16 billion this week when his crypto exchange flatlined. Twitter is worth something even if we know it's not worth what Elon paid for it. Was it worth $30 billion? Who knows. We also know it won't be worth very much at all when he's done with it.
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Nov 10, 2022 02:48
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Endorph posted:this is funny when its people making obvious jokes, and theres very obvious bad faith actors who will be snuffed out like people trying to pretend to be major politicians, but shits gonna get dark pretty quick when you get people pretending to be d-list celebrities to try and get access to starstruck teens, or low-level politicians to try and cause local issues. not to mention the twitter security team going after this stuff is overwhelmingly american, itd be easy to imitate, say, a japanese artist or a brazilian musician, even relatively known ones. Elon has reached the GBS 2.0 phase of his "Become Lowtax" plan
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Bill Hwang lost 20billion on stocks last year. In 2 weeks. I think this is the line Elon has to beat to be biggest loser ever (in dollars)
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TwoPair posted:Elon has reached the GBS 2.0 phase of his "Become Lowtax" plan That gives us what, like 2 and a half weeks until the thrilling conclusion?
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kdrudy posted:That gives us what, like 2 and a half weeks until the thrilling conclusion? he has to
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BlackIronHeart posted:Probably, though some crypto-bro lost something like $16 billion this week when his crypto exchange flatlined. Twitter is worth something even if we know it's not worth what Elon paid for it. Was it worth $30 billion? Who knows. We also know it won't be worth very much at all when he's done with it. The crypto FTX bro had his billions as a market cap of his scam token that turned out to be a scam (as expected) so I'd hardly identify him as someone who could really pull out all those virtual billions as USD and become an oligarch. Musk's billions being in a publically traded company with an insane valuation are a lot more real. And he already used a shitload of them to buy another public, real company. He could have done so much public good with that money instead of imploding a company and firing half the workforce there. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Nov 10, 2022 |
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He's a goon. Show yourself. https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590410327577227265
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I can't wait for payment processors to drop twitter for not addressing suspected fraud and charge backs. To put this into perspective, at Venmo (a decently large p2p payment system in the US) we had a threshold of charge backs before our bank started to grump. We placated them by showing what we did to try to mitigate charge backs & fraud (a VERY significant amount of eng work went into this). Even still, if we didn't have such a strong relationship with our bank they'd have dropped us. Same thing at a fortune 500 company that took in $14 billion of revenue yearly. They don't give a crap about Twitter and Elon's madness. They 100% will drop them and if they do no reasonable payment processor will enter into that nightmare relationship.
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Guze posted:new revenue strategy has some flaws Lmao that is not going to look good in front of a judge/jury
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Anyone who thinks this is true should have a chat with Canute Ahem it's spelt Cnut Anyway I was just enjoying a good throwback lol at Elom's flimsy defence of the term "pedo guy". "Tax-evading Trump-supporting Epstein-enabling child molester"? No your honour, that's just street slang we used back in the day, doesn't mean anything
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Brother Tadger posted:Lmao that is not going to look good in front of a judge/jury *audience erupts into amused laughter* Oh, Elon
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https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1590449375330807808 Nice job Elon. That'll make Twitter look attractive to a certain clientele.
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1590449375330807808 🎯😎💰
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1590449375330807808 Oh yeah… amongst all the lols, I forgot about this poo poo. 
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SRQ posted:You could probably start a war by creating a Hezbollah fake account and saying the right things right now. I would buy two accounts: one for Wilhelm I (@WllhelmhohenzolIern) and one for Vincent Benedetti (@V_BaguetteFRC) and have the two accounts just poo poo talk back and forth to each other. (In case you don't get it)
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Edit Not only can I not post images from the app, I didn't have anything new to share anyway Lol is on me. Deus Ex Macklemore fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Nov 10, 2022 |
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SRQ posted:You could probably start a war by creating a Hezbollah fake account and saying the right things right now. General Bullshit > Twitter thread: watch Elon start a loving war
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Flyinglemur posted:I don't know if this has been posted yet but I just made an $8 burner account and I got this image isn't working, but NFT profiles have been a thing on twitter for a few months now
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah man, and Hunter S. Thompson like totally did all those drugs he said he did. The gently caress does this even mean you dumbshit
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kazil posted:image isn't working, but NFT profiles have been a thing on twitter for a few months now Got it thanks
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:The gently caress does this even mean you dumbshit It means collectively fools have more power than rich dudes, and so everyone should absolutely keep ripping on Elong because we're all fools, so we're gonna win.
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syntaxfunction posted:It means collectively fools have more power than rich dudes, and so everyone should absolutely keep ripping on Elong because we're all fools, so we're gonna win. It reads like blackpill "you can't beat the rich just lay down and get hosed" garbage.
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Yeah I think that was the gist, but I made it better. Go team fools!
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Oh yeah… amongst all the lols, I forgot about this poo poo.
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Mercury_Storm posted:
I don't care how many pages ago this was, it's great.
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Guze posted:new revenue strategy has some flaws
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https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590418100243292160?t=eD9EGPRSIky52zMCcxxpgQ&s=19 Oh my god he thinks he's gonna use Twitter to redirect civilisation and become a Great Man of History that way.
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There's already tools to differentiate Twitter Blue from OG Verified Twitter https://gist.github.com/busybox11/53c76f57a577a47a19fab649a76f18e3 And before you know it there'll be autoblockers for Twitter Blue members (which will include Elon)
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MikeJF posted:https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590418100243292160?t=eD9EGPRSIky52zMCcxxpgQ&s=19 Elon also believes the world is underpopulated due to a declining birth rate and is pumping out kids as fast as he can to compensate (10 to-date). https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/30/health/elon-musk-population-collapse-wellness/index.html (he's a loving hedonistic moron)
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It’s disappointing that because Twitter is private now, we don’t get to see Number Go Down in real time, because that would have been hilarious this past week.
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The Lord of Hats posted:It’s disappointing that because Twitter is private now, we don’t get to see Number Go Down in real time, because that would have been hilarious this past week. Fortunately, there are other Numbers you can watch Go Down https://twitter.com/schwarz/status/1590470799965958145
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All his cars blow up and kill their occupants or insist on running over kids, his rockets blow up and he ain't never going to Mars. Elon Musk intends on becoming a failure on 3 fronts in this Twitter venture and by gawd, I'm here for it.
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kazil posted:Works like a charm on these forums I remember several people paying 100-200$ to keep getting back in to make their lovely point before getting banned again. This was before the prevalence of sixers .
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