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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i don't think there is a dignified way to eat that honestly. might as well toss her down the hatch.

uber_stoat has a new favorite as of 20:00 on Nov 9, 2022

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
We all eat fries like a seagull. Some people just take a little more after then.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Those look great! I wanna put them on rye toast.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I eat my sardines with a cake fork.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

uber_stoat posted:

i don't think there is a dignified way to eat that honestly. might as well toss her down the hatch.

I don't see what the point in swallowing the thing whole like you're a snake instead of taking bites like literally every other food.

https://i.imgur.com/5zUqwvF.mp4

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Captain Hygiene posted:

Sometimes you've gotta go with a salad to keep things healthier



Even an ai’s take on that prompt looks more appetizing.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It's my own fault for going to Subway, but I got some homegrown anti food porn today:



It's hard to describe how off this sandwich was. It felt like they already skimped on the bread, then once it was filled, they just crushed and twisted it so it came out moderately sandwich shaped but about half the size I was expecting. It gave off very weird vibes

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender



VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
This looks like someone didn't know what a plantain is.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's my own fault for going to Subway, but I got some homegrown anti food porn today:



It's hard to describe how off this sandwich was. It felt like they already skimped on the bread, then once it was filled, they just crushed and twisted it so it came out moderately sandwich shaped but about half the size I was expecting. It gave off very weird vibes

Subway: It’s Just Indescribably Off ™️

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Subway: You'll Regret It

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I wouldn't eat at subway with your mom's mouth.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's my own fault for going to Subway, but I got some homegrown anti food porn today:



It's hard to describe how off this sandwich was. It felt like they already skimped on the bread, then once it was filled, they just crushed and twisted it so it came out moderately sandwich shaped but about half the size I was expecting. It gave off very weird vibes

How did they gently caress it up that bad if they were making it right in front of you?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SlothfulCobra posted:

How did they gently caress it up that bad if they were making it right in front of you?

It was at a drive thru, who knows what's even going on inside there!

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Valko posted:

How about a couple of rollmops?



Really wish I could make the noise I made at this image the thread title.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
censored for no

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody has a new favorite as of 11:23 on Nov 10, 2022

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:haw:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Why would you do this

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Really wish I could make the noise I made at this image the thread title.

I'm going to imagine it was something like the hiss you hear when you open a carbonated drink. Only the can was made out of human throat.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

baw posted:



tag urself im brathering

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVbtFP40E50

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

food waste is offensive

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think the brathering is what hp lovecraft wrote about living in antarctica

much rugose, very crinoid, wow squamous

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Krabben

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:argh:

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


quote:

Taiwan Pizza Hut's Oreo-stuffed crust calamari and popcorn chicken pizza

Raudedauden
Jun 18, 2005
Appetizer, entree and dessert all in one bite

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013


Marmite chicken is delicious so I can see Vegemite chicken being pretty decent too.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's my own fault for going to Subway, but I got some homegrown anti food porn today:

It's hard to describe how off this sandwich was. It felt like they already skimped on the bread, then once it was filled, they just crushed and twisted it so it came out moderately sandwich shaped but about half the size I was expecting. It gave off very weird vibes

What did you you get? some chicken on multigrain flatbread?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



TV Zombie posted:

What did you you get? some chicken on multigrain flatbread?

It was a steak melt on Italian herbs & cheese. Technically I guess it successfully answered my "I want a cheesesteak but I'm tired of paying Jersey Mike prices, is a cheaper option worthwhile?" question

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

There's some serious fuckery going on with those Fischbrötchen. You wouldn't find most of those in the wild. Like, who the gently caress eats Stremellachs like that? You put Graved Sauce on it. Curiously absent is the Aalbrötchen (smoked eel).

Anyway, now I want a Fischbrötchen, dammit. I have to wait until market day to get some if I don't want to take a trip through the city…

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Would, but with great shame. Also it bothers me that they called Velveeta American cheese. It's not the same dammit!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dixville posted:


Would, but with great shame. Also it bothers me that they called Velveeta American cheese. It's not the same dammit!

This stuff is delicious and always welcome at a family potluck.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

chicken and cheese, but distinct from chickencheese

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQpK3CgCznk

These guys attempted to recreate it

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Zil posted:

This stuff is delicious and always welcome at a family potluck.

It's definitely not the worst processed food concoction out there but anything with canned cream of x soup is kinda gross to me in principle and it probably has a lot of salt. But yeah, definitely would, but it wouldn't be my proudest meal.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
we had the chicken spaghetti but it had more an alfredo look to it rather than the plastic yellow in that example. not bad.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Did somebody say chicken noodles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05l-ns253Rk

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Dixville posted:


Would, but with great shame. Also it bothers me that they called Velveeta American cheese. It's not the same dammit!
The ad copy says “seasonings” but the pictures say otherwise. Like put a salt and pepper shaker in the ingredients picture at least.

Totally would with some adjustments. Salt free broth, low sodium soup, garlic, fresh ground pepper, hot sauce on the side

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Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

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