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Activists made company quit a platform where every idiot crypto coin Ponzi scheme scammer can credibly pretend to be that company. It wasn't anything else. Only the activists. Please don't write in the newspaper that it was anything else
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SuddenCactus posted:https://twitter.com/MisterRatt/status/1590632287544438784?s=20&t=AaDR0a21vDZs9GHaaiXZyQ these are genuine though 
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Nov 10, 2022 12:26
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Convex posted:Another one! Sure, I know I already fired half of your co-workers and took a sledgehammer to company moral in the process, but don't worry! You're ALSO losing WFH, and working more hours than you were beforehand! Isn't that great? Jesus Christ, at this rate in about a week it'll just be him and that one employee who proudly tweets photos of herself sleeping on her office floor.
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Nov 10, 2022 12:27
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GABA ghoul posted:Activists made company quit a platform where every idiot crypto coin Ponzi scheme scammer can credibly pretend to be that company. It wasn't anything else. Only the activists. Please don't write in the newspaper that it was anything else Certainly don't write how after he asked Musk a few reasonable concerns, Musk publicly blocked the COO of MMA Global, advertising trade association representing advertisers of  nobody important I'm sure
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Nov 10, 2022 12:28
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Sure, I know I already fired half of your co-workers and took a sledgehammer to company moral in the process, but don't worry! You're ALSO losing WFH, and working more hours than you were beforehand! Isn't that great? I loved the article I read that said engineers are already seeing issues pop up in the backend but no one's there to fix them so eventually it's just gonna topple from cascading failures
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Nov 10, 2022 12:29
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If twitter employees could work from home full time then it's logical to assume that a large number of them aren't in a commutable distance to the twitter office. Now, we'd assume Elon would of fired those people in the lay-offs if he was smart but we know that's not the case. LOL!
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Nov 10, 2022 12:31
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MikeJF posted:Certainly don't write how after he asked Musk a few reasonable concerns, Musk publicly blocked the COO of MMA Global, advertising trade association representing advertisers of he blocked the COO of the advertising trade organisation that represents twitter itself? 
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Nov 10, 2022 12:33
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Convex posted:he blocked the COO of the advertising trade organisation that represents twitter itself? are you surprised
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Nov 10, 2022 12:34
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hemale in pain posted:If twitter employees could work from home full time then it's logical to assume that a large number of them aren't in a commutable distance to the twitter office. Now, we'd assume Elon would of fired those people in the lay-offs if he was smart but we know that's not the case. LOL! if you aren't willing to commute 4 hours each way then your work ethic is not welcome at this company run by me, the man who tweets 20 hours a day
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Nov 10, 2022 12:34
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Convex posted:he blocked the COO of the advertising trade organisation that represents twitter itself? they were clearly loving
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Nov 10, 2022 12:35
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I'm actually impressed with the resilience of Twitter as it still hadn't collapsed in on itself despite Musk's nonstop efforts. I give it another week or two.
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Nov 10, 2022 12:37
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SirPhoebos posted:I would buy two accounts: one for Wilhelm I (@WllhelmhohenzolIern) and one for Vincent Benedetti (@V_BaguetteFRC) and have the two accounts just poo poo talk back and forth to each other. I know a lot of the jokes in GBS are old, but this is ridiculous.
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Nov 10, 2022 12:42
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Honestly all the discussion about how it will inevitably shatter makes me wanna see that poo poo, cmaaaahhhn Twitter let's goooo. Every day you stick around it's less funny.
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Nov 10, 2022 12:42
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They're fortunate no competition has anything even approaching a real foothold
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SilvergunSuperman posted:They're fortunate no competition has anything even approaching a real foothold Imagine if facebook hadn't made themselves so incredibly toxic that everyone stopped using it.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Honestly all the discussion about how it will inevitably shatter makes me wanna see that poo poo, cmaaaahhhn Twitter let's goooo. Every day you stick around it's less funny. https://i.imgur.com/kuplW0m.mp4 edit: it loops in Firefox, I guess not in other browsers 
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I was reading about the ID software director Marty Stratton earlier today and was getting massive Elon vibes from him. https://medium.com/@mickgordon/my-full-statement-regarding-doom-eternal-5f98266b27ce#b04c It's unrelated to Elon but worth reading if you like getting angry at psychotic bosses. Marty even went to reddit to make a big smear campaign against the composer which resulted in a bunch of sycophants who love brand cyber bullying Mick.
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Nov 10, 2022 12:49
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this kind of loses its, uh, impact, when it doesn't loop like the GIF would.
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Nov 10, 2022 12:50
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spiny posted:this kind of loses its, uh, impact, when it doesn't loop like the GIF would. Works on my machine 
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Nov 10, 2022 12:54
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BigBadSteve posted:I know a lot of the jokes in GBS are old, but this is ridiculous. And yet first-season Simpsons thought it topical
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Nov 10, 2022 12:58
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hemale in pain posted:I was reading about the ID software director Marty Stratton earlier today and was getting massive Elon vibes from him. I got exhausted in the preamble
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Nov 10, 2022 13:00
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https://twitter.com/obiwormkenobi/status/1590505487316811776 as sad as I will be for the loss of Twitter, I do hope this destroys Tesla too.
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Nov 10, 2022 13:21
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It's been quite a boost to my self-esteem slowly learning day-by-day that I somehow have better business acumen than the richest man on earth.
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Nov 10, 2022 13:28
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IBroughttheFunk posted:It's been quite a boost to my self-esteem slowly learning day-by-day that I somehow have better business acumen than the richest man on earth. One of the most jarring effects of getting older is realizing that the world is run by average joes and morons just like me. The only difference is they don't realize they're stupid and assume they're geniuses and nobody ever corrects them.
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Nov 10, 2022 13:32
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Convex posted:Another one! From the SF Chronicle, 1 year ago: quote:Twitter is allowing almost all employees to work remotely forever, and 95% of its over 5,500 employees plan to stay home or be in the office only a few days a week. The article is about new office space in Oakland that Twitter had just announced: quote:The social media company will occupy 66,000 square feet across four floors in the 18-story tower, with an opening planned in late 2022. Twitter said the space is being designed to support hybrid work, with areas for quiet focus and collaboration. The company confirmed the Oakland expansion plans in July but didn’t specify the location until Friday. So that space and the Twitter HQ will probably need to be completely redesigned to accommodate on-site workers and it probably won't even be enough if everybody actually turns up. Based on Google results for average sq ft requirements per employee, the new Oakland space can hold about 375 people and their 174,000 sq ft office on Market street can hold about 1000. Good luck finding a desk on Monday! Plus he's also demanding a 24/7 work culture so presumably everyone will need a sleeping pod as well.
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Nov 10, 2022 13:42
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Convex posted:he blocked the COO of the advertising trade organisation that represents twitter itself? Elon does his own advertising
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Why would he need an advertising company when he can just say some dumb poo poo and get talked about on international news? All publicity is good publicity. The old clichés are never wrong.
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Nov 10, 2022 13:46
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The audacity of this blubbery moron of a man to phrase this question this way "Now tell me, and don't mince words: Am I doing a great job, or a really great job"
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I call her Flora Sleepan
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Ehud posted:
comedy is legal again baby!!
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my favorite thing about all of this is explaining the concept of a very divorced guy to my Gen X partner.
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There's no explaining this, my best analogy was the worst most entitled obnoxious teenager and even that leaves a lot out.
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It’s obnoxious teen who has no concept of consequence, with divorced guy energy, sprinkled with “my wealth is my identity” Also, kind of neat GQ UK article https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/lifestyle/article/divorced-guy-energy/amp
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Data Graham posted:One of the most jarring effects of getting older is realizing that the world is run by average joes and morons just like me. The only difference is they don't realize they're stupid and assume they're geniuses and nobody ever corrects them.
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So... it's possible people might actually be getting driven back to facebook
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Data Graham posted:One of the most jarring effects of getting older is realizing that the world is run by average joes and Give yourself credit - you probably have enough sense to immediately see that every one of Elon's new ideas are 100% bullshit.
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Revins posted:So... it's possible people might actually be getting driven back to facebook Zuck fired 11k employees, number go up
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