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No, you see, we're disrupting the SKILL market; construction workers learn what is and is not up to code on the job by osmosis, so therefore we can do with less lawyers, and this is good.Entropic posted:https://twitter.com/caseynewton/status/1590725083294990336?s=46&t=qV0BT3dkYJy9Ak-2yDz8gQ The massive shade-tree and blind spot of the hubris of fame, despite all indicators pointing to "FALLIBLE HUMAN"
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Nov 10, 2022 16:43
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Elon is not afraid of the human rights commission and there will be slaves on Mars no matter what the thugs in Neo Washington say
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Nov 10, 2022 16:46
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Chainclaw posted:My guess is: before, there was some process and overhead to make sure twitter was complying with FTC requirements. Some reviews in place, some automation, etc. I love this. I love everything about this. This makes me so happy.
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Entropic posted:https://twitter.com/caseynewton/status/1590725083294990336?s=46&t=qV0BT3dkYJy9Ak-2yDz8gQ No idea how long those tweets will stay up, here's a screenshot 
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Nov 10, 2022 16:47
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Is it good when your legal compliance team all quits at once ?
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Nov 10, 2022 16:48
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It' really nice of Elon to provide the world with mass comedic relief in these troubling times Just  that people think this clown is good at business
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Nov 10, 2022 16:49
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Chainclaw posted:No idea how long those tweets will stay up, here's a screenshot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi0uX2sZuFg
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Nov 10, 2022 16:49
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What were the FTC requirements for Twitter?
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Nov 10, 2022 16:49
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euphronius posted:Is it good when your legal compliance team all quits at once ? It’s just the legal team quitting en masse! It’s still good! It’s still good!
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Nov 10, 2022 16:50
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Hollismason posted:What were the FTC requirements for Twitter? I don't know specifics, but I know there are a lot of industry-wide requirements, like COPPA. When COPPA ( https://www.ftc.gov/legal-library/browse/rules/childrens-online-privacy-protection-rule-coppa ) was introduced, it resulted in a huge scramble in the games space because a lot of their data collection practices would break the requirements of COPPA. Here's a bunch of random FTC rules: https://www.ftc.gov/legal-library/browse/rules
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Nov 10, 2022 16:54
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Chainclaw posted:I don't know specifics, but I know there are a lot of industry-wide requirements, like COPPA. If Twitter runs afoul of COPPA, hachi machi. Tbh I’m waiting for them to get dunked on via GDPR somehow.
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Nov 10, 2022 16:55
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Hollismason posted:What were the FTC requirements for Twitter? Consumer privacy & security stuff. Their big fuckup in 2011 was using information the users provided for security purposes (email & phone numbers) to target ads and sell data. Even in the USA you're not allowed to do that.
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Nov 10, 2022 16:56
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Hollismason posted:What were the FTC requirements for Twitter? this: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/twitter-agrees-doj-and-ftc-pay-150-million-civil-penalty-and-implement-comprehensive quote:The Department of Justice, together with the Federal Trade Commission (FTC), announced a settlement that, if approved by a federal court, will require Twitter Inc. to pay $150 million in civil penalties and implement robust compliance measures to protect users’ data privacy. The settlement will resolve allegations that Twitter violated the FTC Act and an administrative order issued by the FTC in March 2011 by misrepresenting how it would make use of users’ nonpublic contact information.
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Nov 10, 2022 16:57
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euphronius posted:Is it good when your legal compliance team all quits at once ? Hell yeah, think of the savings!
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Nov 10, 2022 16:57
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Elon must be positively drowning in lackies and yes men to get to this point. Stupid is generally not this hardworking.
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Nov 10, 2022 16:58
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fun fact: the fact that a consent decree applies to Twitter by is legally required to be in their new hire orientation documentation you know the thing Elon whined about having to do
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Nov 10, 2022 16:59
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He has to be tanking Twitter on purpose at this point, right?
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DaveWoo posted:Confirmation from the (now former) CISO of Twitter: Pronouns they/them. This person’s life just got totally upended by a billionaire who bought the company they work for because he wants to freely express hatred of them. That’s so loving grim. 
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Nov 10, 2022 17:01
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Elon's not afraid of a battle with the FTC, he puts ROCKETS into SPACE when they aren't blowing up on the platform!
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By popular demand posted:Elon must be positively drowning in lackies and yes men to get to this point. Stupid is generally not this hardworking. I've never gotten to see the Emperor's New Clothes play out so aggressively and publicly in real time
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Nov 10, 2022 17:02
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Lmao they are going to get destroyed the first time they’re externally audited
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Nov 10, 2022 17:02
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LordoftheScheisse posted:He has to be tanking Twitter on purpose at this point, right? I think Elon's intuition is so bad that if he tried to tank twitter on purpose he'd turn it into a smashing success, like The Opposite episode
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Nov 10, 2022 17:03
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lmao if you work at Twitter still
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LordoftheScheisse posted:He has to be tanking Twitter on purpose at this point, right? Nope, he’s just this stupid and arrogant.
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Pronouns they/them. This person’s life just got totally upended by a billionaire who bought the company they work for because he wants to freely express hatred of them. lol this is totally possible, and might result in a lawsuit if evidence is there, but I think more likely on the occam's scale is that Twitter is jalopying badly because stupidity saturation is too high for it not to shake itself apart e: If it's bad enough that we, end users, rational fools we are, are posting like this: kazil posted:lmao if you work at Twitter still Rod Hoofhearted posted:Nope, he’s just this stupid and arrogant. *narrator voice* the problem is large Waffle House fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Nov 10, 2022 |
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This is reportedly the full message sent out to all Twitter employees by the (soon to be former) head of legal compliance on their way out the door.quote:Over the last two weeks. Elon has shown that he cares only about recouping the losses he’s incurring as a result of failing to get out of his binding obligation to buy Twitter. He chose to enter into that agreement! All of us are being put through this as a result of the choices he made. Rigel fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Nov 10, 2022 |
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Nov 10, 2022 17:12
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kazil posted:lmao if you work at Twitter still Just sandbag until they fire you. Ride the gravy train. It's a tire fire.
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euphronius posted:Is it good when your legal compliance team all quits at once ?
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Rigel posted:This is reportedly the full message sent out to all Twitter employees by the (soon to be former) heads of legal on their way out the door. incoming Elon Reply "Your feedback is appreciated. Now give me $8. [2 crying face emojis]" Ehud fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Nov 10, 2022 |
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Rigel posted:This is reportedly the full message sent out to all Twitter employees by the (soon to be former) head of legal compliance on their way out the door. The US, and any country really, could pretty much fill any budget hole by fining Elon Musk. The dude acts out so much that its an anytime possibility and he is a walking piggybank as a result.
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Nov 10, 2022 17:16
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Rigel posted:"Twitter is gonna get hosed by the FTC - get out while you can" 
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imagine calling the twitter ethics hotline right now. I wouldn't be surprised if Musk has already disconnected it.
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quote:I have heard Alex Spiro (current head of Legal) say that Elon is willing to take on a huge amount of risk in relation to this company and its users, because “Elon puts rockets into space, he’s not afraid of the FTC.” Man, that is some Bond supervillian levels of arrogance right there
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There was a point where I thought @Jack played Elon to offload a dying company. But then I found out that Jack basically traded his Twitter stock for shares in Elon’s X-1, the private company that owns Twitter. I wonder what he’s thinking right now…
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Chainclaw posted:No idea how long those tweets will stay up, here's a screenshot Yeah, my partner spent some time working for a tech-adjacent company that dissolved their compliance department and required their employees to self-certify compliance with FTC regulations. That company no longer exists because the FTC fined the poo poo out of them for repeated and flagrant violations.
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Rigel posted:This is reportedly the full message sent out to all Twitter employees by the (soon to be former) head of legal compliance on their way out the door. Not for long lol!
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Rigel posted:This is reportedly the full message sent out to all Twitter employees by the (soon to be former) head of legal compliance on their way out the door. its me, elon musk,  
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Hobo Clown posted:Speaking of Huh https://twitter.com/chrisna/status/1590138823643889664/photo/3
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I wonder if the Tesla job application I sent in with my actual, functional business plan has been read by HR yet.
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