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Dollas posted:Some questions from an american grassroots referee recert test. if you're wondering why the 15 year old referee doesn't know when the ball is actually out of bounds or in play it's because most of the questions are "should you punch the coach for talking loud true/false" or "what's the restart if the ball explodes on contact while a substituted player throws a team official at an opposing GK inside their own penalty area" B, A (dunno), A, A?
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# ? Nov 8, 2022 22:37 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 19:21 |
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Huh, didn't even know the first scenario wasn't allowed lol
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# ? Nov 8, 2022 22:41 |
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Indirect free kick, make a note in your match report, penalty to manchester united
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# ? Nov 8, 2022 22:57 |
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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:B, A (dunno), A, A? You scored a 50%. B - IFK where the GK handled the ball, since it counts as an illegal pass back to the GK B - you can make a hash mark 10 yards from the corner arc to show how far back defenders have to stand before a corner kick is taken A - since the ball doesn’t burst until it’s in play, your restart is a drop ball where it burst B - although the defender is standing in the penalty area, he strikes the opponent outside the penalty area. The actual contact with the opponent is therefore outside the penalty area and should result in a DFK at that spot and a red card. The reverse would also be true - if the defender is outside the penalty, but punches an attacker inside the penalty area, it would be a PK.
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# ? Nov 8, 2022 23:02 |
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sourdough posted:Huh, didn't even know the first scenario wasn't allowed lol Pretty sure you can still lie on the ground and nod the ball back to the keeper though since you're not controlling the ball first.
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# ? Nov 8, 2022 23:12 |
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Nottherealaborn posted:You scored a 50%. 1. You did the correct thing that every official would do, but because this question is worded stupid, you got it wrong. The answer is A. The offense that was committed first was the Unsporting Behavior, not the pass back! 2. Correct 3. Correct 4. Correct
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# ? Nov 8, 2022 23:55 |
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Bonus round, yes these are real.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 00:13 |
Law 14: "A penalty kick is awarded if a player commits a direct free kick offence inside their penalty area or off the field as part of play as outlined in Laws 12 and 13." I interpreted this as it being a penalty because the offending player is inside their penalty area when they commit the offence. Dollas posted:Bonus round, yes these are real. 1: A 2: D NinpoEspiritoSanto fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Nov 9, 2022 |
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 00:56 |
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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:Law 14: 1 is B because it's not DOGSO as it's an untouched throw
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 01:06 |
greazeball posted:1 is B because it's not DOGSO as it's an untouched throw yeah you're right "stopping a promising attack" made me think dogso
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 01:08 |
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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:yeah you're right "stopping a promising attack" made me think dogso yeah it was poorly worded. it's not a promising attack if nobody is there and it's just gonna be a goal kick. if an attacker is there it's deffo red. isn't this fun?
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 02:06 |
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Dollas posted:1. You did the correct thing that every official would do, but because this question is worded stupid, you got it wrong. The answer is A. The offense that was committed first was the Unsporting Behavior, not the pass back! Regarding 1., this example is straight from IFAB. The yellow is given to the player who circumvented the passing rule, but the spot of the IFK is where the ball is illegally handled.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:06 |
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sourdough posted:Huh, didn't even know the first scenario wasn't allowed lol Alphonso Davies did it once before Canada was good https://www.clippituser.tv/c/genmea
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 14:54 |
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Nottherealaborn posted:Regarding 1., this example is straight from IFAB. The yellow is given to the player who circumvented the passing rule, but the spot of the IFK is where the ball is illegally handled. That may be directly from IFAB, but it does not address the scenario I posted. That deals with a straight pass back to the GK. The scenario I posted is dealing with the defender 'initiating a trick' to circumvent the passback rules. From IFAB: "An indirect free kick is awarded if a player: - initiates a deliberate trick for the ball to be passed (including from a free kick or goal kick) to the goalkeeper with the head, chest, knee etc. to circumvent the Law, whether or not the goalkeeper touches the ball with the hands; the goalkeeper is penalised if responsible for initiating the deliberate trick" The whole point of the thing was to point out how stupid the questions were worded from the perspective of an inexperienced referee who does mostly games involving 8 year olds. The question is indeed very confusing and makes a person assume that a passback has been made or that the intention of the question is to deal with the situation of the GK handling the ball.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 17:06 |
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https://twitter.com/StreathamRovers/status/1590284487023525888
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 19:11 |
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Gigi Galli posted:I have all the time in the world for fat Ilicic. Just look at that smile through those jowls, he's happy again. Oh yeah I love it. Something about a fat footballer who still does a job, but especially Ilicic. The comment section is a gold mine.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 19:42 |
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Dollas posted:That may be directly from IFAB, but it does not address the scenario I posted. That deals with a straight pass back to the GK. The scenario I posted is dealing with the defender 'initiating a trick' to circumvent the passback rules. Interesting. I see what you’re saying now, and get it. The actual infraction you’re penalizing is the attempt to circumvent the rule on passing back to the keeper, and therefore the spot of the foul is wherever the defender is standing. I’d love to see an instance where a referee stops play, issues a yellow, and awards an IFK to a team for circumventing this law without the keeper ever even handling it. Imagine trying to defend that decision to the whole teams, coaches, and spectators without getting chased off.
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# ? Nov 9, 2022 21:31 |
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https://twitter.com/StreathamRovers/status/1590305987722113025 Incredible
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 01:35 |
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to be fair the yankee custom of puttign the month before the date before the year is very silly
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 03:59 |
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V. Illych L. posted:to be fair the yankee custom of puttign the month before the date before the year is very silly
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 16:27 |
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 16:29 |
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Crazy Ted posted:To be fair, depending on where you live in the US there might be about four months of the year where it's regularly above freezing so you probably place more importance on what month it is than what day of the month it is. This is maybe the dumbest justification for anything I've heard
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 17:17 |
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Crazy Ted posted:To be fair, depending on where you live in the US there might be about four months of the year where it's regularly above freezing so you probably place more importance on what month it is than what day of the month it is. What
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 18:33 |
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Crazy Ted posted:To be fair, depending on where you live in the US there might be about four months of the year where it's regularly above freezing so you probably place more importance on what month it is than what day of the month it is. as opposed to tropical UK, Sweden or Norway
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 18:38 |
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lol
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 18:38 |
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Crazy Ted posted:To be fair, depending on where you live in the US there might be about four months of the year where it's regularly above freezing so you probably place more importance on what month it is than what day of the month it is. This isn't a thing.
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 18:40 |
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Crazy Ted posted:To be fair, depending on where you live in the US there might be about four months of the year where it's regularly above freezing so you probably place more importance on what month it is than what day of the month it is. Is this a bit because god drat
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 18:55 |
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have you dummies ever read sarcasm before
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# ? Nov 10, 2022 19:15 |
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Crazy Ted posted:have you dummies ever read sarcasm before Butterfly Valley posted:This is maybe the dumbest justification for anything I've heard
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 04:17 |
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lol
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 07:41 |
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Are Nike bringing back their commercials??? https://twitter.com/nikefootball/status/1590977717935411201?t=dL24X43Ga01jPM47BFSOxg&s=19
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 09:51 |
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Shortest fuckin debate ever lmao
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 10:15 |
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I don't really know where to post this but it's a photo so here we are. The only book David Icke owns that he didn't write himself is a copy of Joey Barton's autobiography, No Nonsense
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 13:53 |
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 13:59 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bnLWN3_swk
Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Nov 12, 2022 |
# ? Nov 12, 2022 00:56 |
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Lmao that's ridiculous. But I also have never seen substitutes warm up behind the goal, probably for this exact reason.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 09:59 |
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That one’s pretty clear cut I guess, but if the ball was flying at the sub and he had no choice but to block it, I wonder if that’s still a pen.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 10:04 |
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Vegetable posted:That one’s pretty clear cut I guess, but if the ball was flying at the sub and he had no choice but to block it, I wonder if that’s still a pen. Yes, if he touched the ball while it was still on the pitch.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 16:42 |
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https://twitter.com/bryansgunn/status/1591328224977752067?s=20&t=wSye0Zj1r3A3wYsl887Ojw
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 18:28 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 19:21 |
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Garang Kuol came on as a sub 55 minutes in with his side down to 10 men, promptly won and scored a penalty that he absolutely howked, and then did this for his second: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8ThwlT4cRs&t=139s The touch and that absolute rocket combination is tasty.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 17:57 |