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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1590813766522146817?s=20&t=6hB3xv2F1ygNhLoeVki7ww

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

This whole Twitter thing shows me how lucky we are to have Jeff running SA.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013


Already gone. Remember rule 1 people, screenshots!

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
https://twitter.com/Atlus_West/status/1590490499961749505

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012
yoel roth is out apparently..the one guy putting out the fires over the past several days
https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1590820944125513728

El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery
I wonder what his "gently caress this" line was

Kale
May 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590755506112823296

Super love it when I offer a lovely product and people tell me about my bad ideas. Hilarious!!!

None of the above
Nov 5, 2009
I haven't watched the episode in a long time but Elon's constant repetition of $8 sorta reminds me of that "tree fiddy ($3.50)" joke from South Park.

I get the feeling he watched it when it first aired long ago, like me, and that he's just imitating the delivery of the punchline from memory hurrr hurrr sooo funny

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

Deptfordx posted:

Already gone. Remember rule 1 people, screenshots!

I saw it was from the eve6 account. Was it this one?

IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Nov 10, 2022

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/barry/status/1590754119098433538

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


lol the FTX guy is definitely a/the fall guy for their current state of money laundering affairs, he seems naiive and clueless enough

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
So what's going to replace Twitter once it goes bankrupt

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



The content from the last two weeks is the one greatest achievement Elon musk has ever contributed and he knows it

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Kale posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590755506112823296

Super love it when I offer a lovely product and people tell me about my bad ideas. Hilarious!!!

So...he found out who was the snitch on the all-hands call

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Willo567 posted:

So what's going to replace Twitter once it goes bankrupt

twitter tbh

im still not convinced twitter will ever go away go away. myspace still exists, livejournal still exists. musk will gently caress it over for a few months-a year, desperation sell it, and it'll limp on.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

Willo567 posted:

So what's going to replace Twitter once it goes bankrupt

Tumblr, which is offering a better deal on checkmarks already:

Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009

Willo567 posted:

So what's going to replace Twitter once it goes bankrupt

Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader is going to make a big comeback when people look for something else to do while making GBS threads. Or Marvel Snap.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Kale posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590755506112823296

Super love it when I offer a lovely product and people tell me about my bad ideas. Hilarious!!!

Every post and you just know he's angrier and angrier

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Willo567 posted:

So what's going to replace Twitter once it goes bankrupt

You're posting in it

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

Autechresaint posted:

yoel roth is out apparently..the one guy putting out the fires over the past several days
https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1590820944125513728

He ain't the only one packing their bags.

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1590822468754997248

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

El Spamo posted:

I wonder what his "gently caress this" line was

Having to go to the office

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


Autechresaint posted:

yoel roth is out apparently..the one guy putting out the fires over the past several days
https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1590820944125513728

I do not like in 2022 that I'm finding out my RL friends job status from SomethingAwful, but here we are. hell of a year

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022

ProfessorMarvel posted:

So...he found out who was the snitch on the all-hands call

You know everyone but the Musk devoted were leaking the gently caress out of that meeting

They might as well have twitch streamed the drat thing

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/1590822878274097152

said account is still up, its profile picture was changed to the default but it's still verified and using the company name

https://twitter.com/EliLiIlyandCo/status/1590775525487906857

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
aren't there any right wing people on good terms with musk that can drag him aside and say "dude, you're KILLING us now. this isnt helping at all"

musk would obviously not listen to sensible people and/or leftists, but these moves seem to anger everyone except scammers and people with the urge to post the N-word under a "verified" account

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

November 10th, 2022

Do I win

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022
This loving rules so hard. There’s new twitter news every hour, sometimes less, and it’s all funny

After this is all over I’m going to have severe serotonin withdrawals

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

ymgve posted:

but these moves seem to anger everyone except scammers and people with the urge to post the N-word under a "verified" account

you are describing musk

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol I love that everyone is quitting because Elon Musk is a loving idiot

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

she was promoted just yesterday..wow.
https://twitter.com/LouPas/status/1590380989733539841

Haystack
Jan 23, 2005





I am in awe at Musk's dedication to Never Shutting The Hell Up. Truly inspired.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Haystack posted:

I am in awe at Musk's dedication to Never Shutting The Hell Up. Truly inspired.

He's so close to posting through it, he just needs to be little bit more hardcore

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Really anyone choosing to stay at Twitter at this point (I was going to say management-level and above, but maybe any level) is poisoning their resume. People at the next interview will ask them "You stayed? WHY?? Are you some kind of loving idiot? Or that big a toady?"

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Trump's kids and the MyPillow guy will be Twitter's board of directors by next week.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


I love that it's truly impossible to tell if Musk genuinely thought his ideas would make Twitter more successful, or if he has been intentionally trying to kill it for the mere cost of tens of billions of dollars.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Haystack posted:

I am in awe at Musk's dedication to Never Shutting The Hell Up. Truly inspired.

It's amazing
It's amazing
All that he can post

Pockyless
Jun 6, 2004
With flaming Canadians and such :(

Data Graham posted:

Really anyone choosing to stay at Twitter at this point (I was going to say management-level and above, but maybe any level) is poisoning their resume. People at the next interview will ask them "You stayed? WHY?? Are you some kind of loving idiot? Or that big a toady?"

If you’re working on an H1B visa, your options are stay until you find a new sponsor, or go back to your home country after the 60 day grace period expires.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



^^ Ooh yeah true

Senor Tron posted:

I love that it's truly impossible to tell if Musk genuinely thought his ideas would make Twitter more successful, or if he has been intentionally trying to kill it for the mere cost of tens of billions of dollars.

Honestly, if he were explicitly setting out to do to Some Corporate Instrument what Trump did to the US Government, he could hardly be following a more perfectly curated playbook

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Data Graham posted:

Really anyone choosing to stay at Twitter at this point (I was going to say management-level and above, but maybe any level) is poisoning their resume. People at the next interview will ask them "You stayed? WHY?? Are you some kind of loving idiot? Or that big a toady?"

No employer is going to give the slightest poo poo that anyone stayed on a few extra weeks to collect a paycheck while waiting on the offer letter.

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Haystack posted:

I am in awe at Musk's dedication to Never Shutting The Hell Up. Truly inspired.

I've been standing outside his house for hours shouting "Log off!"

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