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boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing
how can we make chess worse, no wrong answers

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Another fine piece of digital art from the good people at Evil Boobs Cult

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



After a long losing streak that dropped me from 1300 to 1150, I resolved to pay more attention to check opportunities. Behold, the fastest checkmate I've ever done outside of the Scholar's Mate:

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Yeah but everyone knows you were cheating.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Karate Bastard posted:

Are you asking if they've been swirlied?

has anybody

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Reverend Stupid
Aug 7, 2003

boo_radley posted:

how can we make chess worse, no wrong answers



There's way worse out there on steam...

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



agreed, bbq is clearly the best flavour.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Chamale posted:

After a long losing streak that dropped me from 1300 to 1150, I resolved to pay more attention to check opportunities. Behold, the fastest checkmate I've ever done outside of the Scholar's Mate:



This isn't sexy at all

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

!Klams posted:

Maaaan, so, yeah, we got a new oven and it said do this. We did it and all the innards stained, like as if I'd burnt grease in there, it just instantly looks like it's 10 years old. Super frustrating, is that normal? Is that just what happens? I feel like no, but, it was so not outside the normal conditions it felt like, it was utterly unavoidable?

yeah you did basically burn grease in there. sounds like there was an extra thick layer of the oil / lube everything gets made with. you could probably have hit it with a shop rag before doing the burn off step

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Reverend Stupid posted:

There's way worse out there on steam...



TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I can’t believe how far developer/publisher Evil Boobs Cult has fallen from their former glory with such titles as “Sex With the Devil” and “Sex With Stalin”.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Kharnifex posted:

Perfectly normal in Europe, fear the toilet Grandma!

by an amazing coincidence my local burgur king uses the receipt barcode methot for junkie in shitter issues.
ofc it does not work but eh.
(Brighton btw.)

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Was this preloaded on the KFC gaming PC/chicken warmer?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Ghostlight posted:

agreed, bbq is clearly the best flavour.

A couple years ago I told my mom I would like savory snacks in my Christmas stocking instead of all chocolate, so she got me BBQ crickets (they tasted fine but the texture was weird. I think they'd work in a Chex Mix kind of thing) and a can of chicken spread that was so vile my cat wouldn't even try it.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Frank Frank posted:

This isn't sexy at all

I meant to post this in the chess thread, the SEX CHESS thing got me, but I guess it is cursed for my opponent.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Of course! It’s so obvious!

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
i wonder if they take moths and lint, cause thats all thats popping out of my wallet right now

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

Chamale posted:

After a long losing streak that dropped me from 1300 to 1150, I resolved to pay more attention to check opportunities. Behold, the fastest checkmate I've ever done outside of the Scholar's Mate:



I don't know all the ins and outs of Chess - is there a rule preventing the King from just taking your Queen? It doesn't look like there was anything else nearby to worry about.

Edit - Duh, looking at the wrong colour, hah. Nevermind.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
Why are you looking at me like that, ssssempai

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

that zone in FF14

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




But kawhaii?

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
meme poker party alt spotted

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Swilo posted:

meme poker party alt spotted

No, but I am the guy who bought him the lizard tits av.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

2006 is still one of the most memorable Sonic games, though that's mostly down to the LPers and speedrunners.

Related, and cursed: I just realized I was born halfway between now and WW2.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Skyrim, which they re-release every 3 weeks is now 11 years old. Oblivion is 16. time sucks.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Computer viking posted:

Related, and cursed: I just realized I was born halfway between now and WW2.

:mad:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

RE: Sonic 06.
If I remember correctly, Slowbeef LPed the whole game and even had to restart from scratch a good way through because his PS3 died.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

My niece asked me if I was born "back in the 1900's" the other day, so this one is hitting pretty close to home.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Robobot posted:

My niece asked me if I was born "back in the 1900's" the other day, so this one is hitting pretty close to home.

Thats a huge ooof.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Robobot posted:

My niece asked me if I was born "back in the 1900's" the other day

The proper response to this is "yeah, back before everything went to poo poo".

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Captain Hygiene posted:

The proper response to this is "yeah, back before everything went to poo poo".

"Why in my day my parents could afford to save for my college education, so I graduated with no student loans, sucker!"

"But uncle, you still don't have a house!"

"Shut up nephew, it's not like you'll inherit one either!"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Robobot posted:

My niece asked me if I was born "back in the 1900's" the other day, so this one is hitting pretty close to home.

Nice going rear end in a top hat, now I'll be dreading the day the little tykes get curious.
You just couldn't leave me in blessed ignorance.

:cry:why does time exist?!

carrionman
Oct 30, 2010
I had a university student ask me what it was like to live through "Y2K hysteria" last week.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


My dad turned off the lights as I was having a shower as a joke 'Y2K fault', that was the most mature reaction I've seen to that stupid fear meme.

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