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e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

lobster shirt posted:

bull bars are stpuid and they also make the car more dangerous to everyone, even to the car theyre attacehd to because they gently caress up crumple zones and air bag deployment sensors

counterpoint look how manly and tough they make me look

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Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

My knee was bandaged up, so I didn't want to ride my bike to the grocery store yesterday. I drove my car instead. What a miserable experience. Even in the paved over car hell city, cars travel slower than bikes in traffic. The grocery store also has a ton of traffic all around it because everyone is shopping for groceries at this time, so it's a complete traffic jam into the parking lot. What the gently caress is wrong with people? Why would you want this? It's miserable. Normally I can ride my bicycle leisurely past traffic, past the traffic jam of parking, lock my bike at the store entrance. Maybe I'll see one other bike at the bike rack.

Next time I'll ride my bike and let my knee bleed everywhere.

I walked 15+ min in the pouring rain both ways because I thought it was so loving dumb to drive the 0.9 miles and I was right. I had enough fun and it was a reminder that I'm not doing enough activity.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Boywhiz88 posted:

I walked 15+ min in the pouring rain both ways because I thought it was so loving dumb to drive the 0.9 miles and I was right. I had enough fun and it was a reminder that I'm not doing enough activity.

My car's in the shop, walked to the beer store yesterday because lol at getting a rental when I can walk. Some guy honked and yelled at me to get a car.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Teaching my 5 year old to commute by bike is awesome. He's internalised that cars kill animals, which makes them bad. And because we ride on suburban streets which are pretty narrow (because of parked cars), any car gets to drive behind us at his speed. I imagine they hate it, but I'm not gonna teach him to speed up or pull over if he has as much (or more) right to the street.

Don't try this in USA though, I'm pretty sure you will get run over and sued to bankruptcy afterwards.

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires
https://twitter.com/certainrandom/status/1589979479178297344

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

lobster shirt posted:

bull bars are stpuid and they also make the car more dangerous to everyone, even to the car theyre attacehd to because they gently caress up crumple zones and air bag deployment sensors

Your gun is more likely to kill you than someone else.

But there is still the promise of killing other people, so this is an acceptable and manly risk :smug: like not wearing mask :smug:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My car's in the shop, walked to the beer store yesterday because lol at getting a rental when I can walk. Some guy honked and yelled at me to get a car.

Everyone is so very funny and tough when they're anonymous in the car and can run away the second it looks like there might be consequences.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005





I have to walk a mile out of the way to access the park directly behind my house lol

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
I was gonna say "just hop the fence like I did when I lived right next to my college campus" but I assume that's in America and could get you shot.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Yeah people don't like it when you cut through their property. One of my neighbors said it was ok to cut through his yard, but he's kind of weird and I try to stay away from him.

There's a new development going up here that doesn't have through access for cars but does have pedestrian/bike outlets on several sides, which is great to see.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




TRucks are just the most practical vehicle, ok!

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7163779071212653866

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Fitzy Fitz posted:

TRucks are just the most practical vehicle, ok!

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7163779071212653866

Does that truck not have four-wheel drive, or is the person driving it just too stupid to know how to use it?

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Ham Equity posted:

Does that truck not have four-wheel drive, or is the person driving it just too stupid to know how to use it?

They're spinning both sets of wheels at the same time. So it's a dumb driver doing dumb poo poo.

The indication that someone has no clue how to deal with getting stuck is when the wheel loses traction and they floor it to ensure the tire will never get grip in the rut they're digging.

jetz0r has issued a correction as of 00:00 on Nov 10, 2022

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Fitzy Fitz posted:

TRucks are just the most practical vehicle, ok!

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7163779071212653866

Chicken soup for the soul

a_pineapple
Dec 23, 2005


Fitzy Fitz posted:

TRucks are just the most practical vehicle, ok!

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7163779071212653866

Thinking about how a fat bike would just float above that mudpit with style and ease and grace

or how a cyclocrosser would intentionally fall into the mudpit and roll around and enjoy it like the FILTHY CYCLIST PIG THEY ARE

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://v.redd.it/wxps0jlpc4z91/DASH_720.mp4

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


surely, i can wiggle my way out of this one

Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
These American trucks literally do not fit in Amsterdam

Obv the owners don't give a poo poo

https://twitter.com/kunsttranen/status/1541073620360994817

'RAM blocks tram gently caress off with your asocial car in the city'

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Martian posted:

These American trucks literally do not fit in Amsterdam

Obv the owners don't give a poo poo

https://twitter.com/kunsttranen/status/1541073620360994817

'RAM blocks tram gently caress off with your asocial car in the city'

They're marketed to the most obnoxious assholes on earth

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Does the tram give a gently caress though? Doesn't it have enough power to just push the fucker aside, and then send a bill for repairs to the car owner?

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Martian posted:

These American trucks literally do not fit in Amsterdam

Obv the owners don't give a poo poo

https://twitter.com/kunsttranen/status/1541073620360994817

'RAM blocks tram gently caress off with your asocial car in the city'

Huh. Sympathy for the Dutchman.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

BonHair posted:

Does the tram give a gently caress though? Doesn't it have enough power to just push the fucker aside, and then send a bill for repairs to the car owner?

and scratch up my beautiful tram???

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


https://twitter.com/kunsttranen/status/1541087822811127808

sleepwagen

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

and scratch up my beautiful tram???

That's the part about sending a bill for repairs. Also I'd totally ride a tram with battle scars :krad:

dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE

BonHair posted:

That's the part about sending a bill for repairs. Also I'd totally ride a tram with battle scars :krad:

the tram is to be feared and respected

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Before I moved here I was walking down a street in Amsterdam when I heard a CRUNCH behind me. A car had turned across the path of a tram, and lost.

I also see the occasional RAM, mainly in the Dutch bible belt area, and they are stupidly big and have to have silly narrow number plates because the Dutch ones are wider than the space for them.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Chrysler/Ram vehicles are marketed specifically to the biggest assholes imaginable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7-w7goKdGI

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Bobstar posted:

Before I moved here I was walking down a street in Amsterdam when I heard a CRUNCH behind me. A car had turned across the path of a tram, and lost.

I also see the occasional RAM, mainly in the Dutch bible belt area, and they are stupidly big and have to have silly narrow number plates because the Dutch ones are wider than the space for them.

Cars here periodically fight streetcars, unfortunately sometimes they bounce off the streetcar and hit cyclists.

Edit: looked up the instance I had in mind, the driver was charged with "start from stopped position not in safety", which is a fine of $85-150 and two demerit points. Seems like a pretty good deal for killing someone.

Ensign Expendable has issued a correction as of 18:16 on Nov 11, 2022

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

There's a YouTube channel that does test drives of old lovely cars from communist Russia and everyone should have to drive pieces of poo poo like that imho

It was a good thing the Soviets were upfront about not wanting everyone to drive. Just give everyone some Fiat clone from the 1960s and make them wait 8 years for it… or learn to take the bus.

Ardennes has issued a correction as of 18:50 on Nov 11, 2022

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
https://twitter.com/capittalism/status/1591058837548990465?s=20&t=4_11FP_-2v1o54_EBVuvKg

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Martian posted:

These American trucks literally do not fit in Amsterdam

Obv the owners don't give a poo poo

https://twitter.com/kunsttranen/status/1541073620360994817

'RAM blocks tram gently caress off with your asocial car in the city'

The trams should get truck catchers so they can more efficiently destroy them without damaging the far more valuable tram. Ideally something like a scifi laser cage so it cleanly cuts the front of the truck off without potentially sending it into pedestrians and cyclists

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

lol at the comments too

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Chrysler/Ram vehicles are marketed specifically to the biggest assholes imaginable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7-w7goKdGI

At least it's pretty upfront about it being made for killing people by running them over. Also not to used in the city or on streets.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Ardennes posted:

It was a good thing the Soviets were upfront about not wanting everyone to drive. Just give everyone some Fiat clone from the 1960s and make them wait 8 years for it… or learn to take the bus.

On Catalina Island near California that's pretty much what they do. It's a tiny little island with an even tinier settlement so not everyone can have a car and just bring whatever ego tank from the mainland. You have to get a permit to bring and keep one, so people use golfcarts instead.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
There has never been a Challenger that wasn’t being driven by an rear end in a top hat.

mystes
May 31, 2006

withak posted:

There has never been a Challenger that wasn’t being driven by an rear end in a top hat.
drat just because it blew up doesn't mean the pilot was an rear end in a top hat

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Sorry, the rule only applies to Dodge Challengers, not space shuttle Challengers.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

withak posted:

There has never been a Challenger that wasn’t being driven by an rear end in a top hat.

they gave me a challenger once at a rental place because there were out of other cars. you can hardly see out the way its styled

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
Dodge is a joke car company, it's what Al Blundy drove on Married With Children.

cool av
Mar 2, 2013


yeah just spam the stick back and forth I know it works in death stranding

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

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