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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1590827049622835200?s=20&t=cLK-dVJYhlvo8ht6sJZckQ

Also being that there is a lot of Saudi money behind this takeover that Musk took, you could also see it as the destruction of a lot of leftist talking areas.

Honestly if it goes it's going to be a blow against a lot of independent artists as well.

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/tesiareal/status/1590838883952259072?s=46&t=5N_4eGEYDffk9EwhLGYxnQ

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


someone post the relevant Kellys please

https://twitter.com/parismartineau/status/1590832500628402176

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
bankruptcy speed-run followed by an epic creditor boss battle

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

my core can't get any harder, elon

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


jesus chrimst give me those gizmos

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i have to send it to my assistant like "please buy this gizmos"

same tbh

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
I’m literally the sickos.jpg guy right now

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
*checks watch* hmm I should have consulted a doctor a while ago

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

https://twitter.com/SA__moment/status/1590866448553238528

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


https://twitter.com/TesIaReal/status/1590833401967542273

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


https://twitter.com/folmerkelly/status/1590661856544559105

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



rotor posted:

it is honestly astounding to see 44 billion dollars of value go up in flames this fast for reasons that werent like "entire company destroyed by lightning strikes" or something

I can't really think of anything else like it

even enron collapsed over a year, and the last few attempts were over weeks. it's practically glacial compared to twitter

and there were still physical assets! what's left when twitter disappears, aeron chairs and servers?


elon misunderstanding what a shotgun purchase means

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


PokeJoe posted:

Amazing he did it so close to facebooks betaverse. What a year :allears:

Metaverse, Twitter and the crypto ecosystem.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


https://twitter.com/dragonflyjonez/status/1590885608326471680?s=46&t=b2pRXbsQrObvubskFiakKQ

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/nickadamsinusa/status/1590863034213343232

:hmmyes:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

someone bought a verified "lockheed martin" account and announced they were ending all sales to saudi arabia

world war 3 is going to start because elon musk got mad online

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


there have been a ton of banging tweets today

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG
elong buying twitter is like how in comic books or cw shows rich people say 'what, no rooms available? hah, I'll just buy the hotel'

except we get to see the actual outcome

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PokeJoe posted:

jesus chrimst give me those gizmos

lol chrimst

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



:pwn:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/halomancer1/status/1590892347227009025

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

EricBauman posted:

elong buying twitter is like how in comic books or cw shows rich people say 'what, no rooms available? hah, I'll just buy the hotel'

except we get to see the actual outcome

that sort of thing could work if the only change the rich guy makes is to order one room freed up, pay off whoever it used to belong to, and return to business as usual

elon bought the hotel and announced that he's turning it into a fight club

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



https://twitter.com/Iinux/status/1590464324694577152

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

haveblue posted:

that sort of thing could work if the only change the rich guy makes is to order one room freed up, pay off whoever it used to belong to, and return to business as usual

elon bought the hotel and announced that he's turning it into a fight club

he’s gonna make up what he’s losing on canceled bookings by selling accelerants and matches to arsonists

he’s self insured so no insurance payout

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Kenny Logins posted:

it's the any % speedrun that should be taught in schools

https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/1590911184944914434

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1591133819918114816?s=46&t=5X2vODGpSzRi1N2XQkFauw

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006




no way :laffo:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

it's real

but the tweet is objectively not true so that info should trickle back into the market and the billions will return shortly. it's all imaginary money anyway

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/JFrankensteiner/status/1590915847198998529

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


c-spam alone has more moderators. and yet it’s still horrible

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



fukkin lmao

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

haveblue posted:

but the tweet is objectively not true so that info should trickle back into the market and the billions will return shortly. it's all imaginary money anyway

i can absolutely hear musk saying this, verbatim, on a call with Eli Lilys lawyers

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

This is simultaneously the best and the worst timeline

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/joshcarlosjosh/status/1423668285837504514?s=46&t=__kSbZFE1UEsRXrv3TdwdQ

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/SpenolPalinUSA/status/1591108112164958215

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


https://twitter.com/cooperq/status/1591199474587930625?s=46&t=0TTvp-SHLawJj2I-FHJoFw

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dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

https://twitter.com/togenkyoo/status/1590660549905367042

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