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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I love that term. "On the piss".

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Blow
Feb 10, 2004

wesleywillis posted:

I love that term. "On the piss".

I'm on the piss atm.

:cheers:

:350:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Blow posted:

I'm on the piss atm.

:cheers:

:350:



Me too.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/sbafc/status/1591301601788297216

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Inceltown posted:

Drunk 42 yo Bronte dude threatens taxi driver and steals cab while on the piss on a Thursday night in the city. Dude was still in his work suit and everything and was lit enough to be pulling this stunt before it's even 9pm.

An old mate lived in the Cross years back, it was barely 9pm one Friday and we left to go drink or something, and there was a fella in his work suit slumped and passed out in the planter box in from of the building.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Inceltown posted:

Drunk 42 yo Bronte dude threatens taxi driver and steals cab while on the piss on a Thursday night in the city. Dude was still in his work suit and everything and was lit enough to be pulling this stunt before it's even 9pm.

This generation is too soft...

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

An old mate lived in the Cross years back, it was barely 9pm one Friday and we left to go drink or something, and there was a fella in his work suit slumped and passed out in the planter box in from of the building.

Friday is a judgement free zone.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Friday is 'on it since long work lunch' kicked off time. Thursday is 'need to back this up with another day of work' territory. Respect where it is due and passed out on the street by 9pm is a solid effort but they are not the same.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
My office is above a pub and there's people pretty well on the way by the time I knock off at 6 on Friday

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

EoinCannon posted:

My office is above a pub and there's people pretty well on the way by the time I knock off at 6 on Friday

Yeah, it was like that in my day. Plenty were already there by 6pm, too.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
why wait?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

He said he went through 80 grams of cocaine in 15 days, racking up a $24,000 bill.

Old Woman Island
Feb 21, 2011

drat all I did on coke was jack off a lot. Probably cause I don't have a sword :shrug:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Old Woman Island posted:

drat all I did on coke was jack off a lot. Probably cause I don't have a sword :shrug:

Or two chicks to freak out on

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

2g of coke over 15 days is absolutely no excuse for that sort of behaviour.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Oi fellas, heading down to old man Incel's to feed the possums. Any requests? Poor bastards are starving.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Like I'd tell people to stop feeding them. I'd put out rat traps and / or shoot the people feeding the possums depending on if the possums kept me up all night loving in the roof or not.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Cormac_McCafe/status/1593877270560919553

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

On the day that cops put Danny Lim in hospital let us remember what good this country can do sometimes

A Brisbane partygoer filmed "surfing" topless on the roof of an Uber through Fortitude Valley last month has walked from court with just a fine.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Why the gently caress is channel 9 trying to canonise Saint Tracy Grimshaw? Who the gently caress is a Grimshaw fan?? Her and Richard Wilkins must have the ghost of Kerry Packer hovering over them

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You're probably too young to remember the time she personally busted a dole bludger skiving off at the pub instead of looking for work. Or the time she confronted a single mother with children by different fathers as she was picking said children up from school.

Show some respect for a great journalist.

big dong wanter
Jan 28, 2010

The future for this country is roads, freeways and highways

To the dangerzone
Tracy grimshaw introduced me to the love of my life, doin skids

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

big dong wanter posted:

Tracy grimshaw introduced me to the love of my life, doin skids

skids in ya dax

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Well I can't say it better than "the chaser boys"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHso1e6NY90

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1595169142100746241

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
I take back all the mean things I ever said about bin chickens.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
They also found that rakali had figured out how to flip cane toads over and eat their heart out without getting near the poison :black101:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Got conflicting emotions as I'm not sure if cane roads or bin chickens are my spirit animal.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Bin chickens are awesome and I've glad they've figured out a way to get them selves a new snack.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Why would anyone ever poo poo talk an ibis?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari


images you can hear

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Now do lube mobile

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Bow BOW BOWW BOWW doors plus no fuss

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
O o o obrian

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback
The new banger tv ad is the grout guys
WE TAKE... THE OLD GROUT OUT
AND PUT... THE NEW GROUT IN

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Girl are you an Ibis? Because I bin chicken you out.

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~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Why would anyone ever poo poo talk an ibis?

They're ugly and gross.

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