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Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Drakyn posted:

I still have no clue what the hell made hawaiian pizza such a faux-contentious issue. Pizza goes well with pig toppings. Pineapple goes great with pig. Of all the stuff people put on pizza, why did this particular pairing get turned into such a tediously sensationalist dead horse?

Tbf haters have almost certainly made the common noob mistake of trying Hawaiian at a basic pie place, or worse, store bought. That poo poo obviously sucks.

But a true gourmet will know to caramelize that pineapple, pair it with savory/smoked ham, basil, etc. Gotta counterbalance that sweetness if ya wanna experience flavourtown

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Hawaiian is usually bad because you're typically getting sour, unripe, canned pineapple chunks.

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
Yeah exactly

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Pineapple loving rules

Bbqd with some cinnamon - gently caress

https://youtu.be/6--6sXjC5uc

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

War gives the right to the conquerors to impose any condition they please upon the vanquished.

PT6A posted:

That is a drat good cookie, as are oatmeal raisin. A dark chocolate batter with white chocolate chips, too. A standard batter with normal chocolate chips? Acceptable, but it could be so much more. Very low-energy.

Really though, given a snacking choice, I will always go towards salty/savoury rather than sweet.

This is the scientifically most correct post ever issued from this account

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

Arivia posted:

almonds are killing california

I’ll off the whole state personally for 2 cups

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

White Chocolate Macadamia Nut is probably the perfect cookie.

This is my favorite cookie

My Grandma used to make straight oatmeal cookies for me and they were terrific

ARACHTION
Mar 10, 2012

When I was online dating and anyone said anything about Hawaiian pizza it was an automatic no.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Hawaiian should include garlic

run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
I can't think of a pizza that wouldn't be improved by pineapple. Might be weird on a Greek one I guess.

Espacio
Mar 25, 2006
Dieses ist der schlechteste verrat!
BBQ sauce pineapple and chicken.

run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
Us 'tobans are real proud of our honey dill sauce. And it is pretty loving good. Is it popular elsewhere?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

run on sentience posted:

Us 'tobans are real proud of our honey dill sauce. And it is pretty loving good. Is it popular elsewhere?

i've never seen it here in ontario but a goon was nice enough to send me some in a care package once and it's amazing

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
So, I mostly don't like pineapple on pizza, but I have had certain pizzas where it's good. It involves, as already stated, good fresh pineapple (and not too much!), and it has to have a spicy ingredient that brings balance to the sweetness. Ham and pineapple? Trash. Pineapple and spicy capocollo? Or some pancetta with either a spicy sauce, or some pickled jalapenos? Now you're talking a decent pie.

Still, all things being equal, I'd prefer a pizza without pineapple, so why go to all that trouble?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Because variety is the spice of life and having the palate of a 7 year old is funny.

Bleck
Jan 7, 2014

No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.
Pineapple pizza is a scam inflicted on us by Big Fruit

run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
Banana pineapple coconut pizza

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

run on sentience posted:

Banana pineapple coconut pizza

that's a treatzza not a pizza

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

War gives the right to the conquerors to impose any condition they please upon the vanquished.

ARACHTION posted:

When I was online dating and anyone said anything about Hawaiian pizza it was an automatic no.

Good on you for warning them off at least.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Bleck posted:

Pineapple pizza is a scam inflicted on us by Big Fruit

Chiquita and United Fruits have many crimes to answer for

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012
The only bad thing on pizza is mushrooms

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

TheKingofSprings posted:

The only bad thing on pizza is mushrooms

This reminded me of how I found out that the pizza I know of as "Québécois" consisting of mushrooms, bacon and pepperoni, is known as "Canadian" pizza in other provinces. An extremely Québec thing to do!

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
A lot of products that have 'Canada/Canadian' in the name switch it out for 'Quebec/Quebecois' in that terrible province.

Kopitar
May 21, 2009

TheKingofSprings posted:

The only bad thing on pizza is mushrooms



pickle pizza is the best pizza

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
I was one of those “pickles on pizza sounds disgusting” until I tried it and yeah incredible.

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS
Recipe purity is for curmudgeons. Eat what you like, like what you eat.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

TheCenturion posted:

Recipe purity is for curmudgeons. Eat what you like, like what you eat.

Yeah but have you SEEN how much posting this created

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

TheCenturion posted:

Recipe purity is for curmudgeons. Eat what you like, like what you eat.

Ya and try weird stuff. If it’s edible there’s a chance it’s actually good and you lose nothing by trying.

ARACHTION
Mar 10, 2012

Jordan7hm posted:

Ya and try weird stuff. If it’s edible there’s a chance it’s actually good and you lose nothing by trying.

Great av/post combo

berenzen
Jan 23, 2012

I'm not offended by pinapple on pizza like some people get, I just don't like pineapple.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




I hate eggs. I'll eat em as part of stuff like french toast or fried rice but I otherwise pretty much universally hate eggs.

Lien
Oct 17, 2006
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HookShot posted:

I was one of those “pickles on pizza sounds disgusting” until I tried it and yeah incredible.

dill pickles? or sweet ones? Both sound weird but dill at least sounds more palatable.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Lien posted:

dill pickles? or sweet ones? Both sound weird but dill at least sounds more palatable.

Dill. They’re not usually the ONLY topping, like pineapple they go well with a salty meat. I’ve had them with popcorn chicken (from Panago) and with salami (from a local place) and both were top-tier.

When Panago took them off the menu I emailed to complain which I have literally never done with a company before.

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012
Pickled hot peppers go fantastic on Pizza

pesty13480
Nov 13, 2002

Ask me about peasant etymology!
The problem with pineapple on pizza is that it is accompanied by ham. Pepperoni and bacon, with pineapple, is the superior pizza.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

War gives the right to the conquerors to impose any condition they please upon the vanquished.

Arivia posted:

Yeah but have you SEEN how much posting this created

The thread occasionally purges its bad energy by resetting into food chat and some light hearted petty regionalism.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Smith sent out mandate letters to her ministers, and instructed 50 year old toddler Tyler Shandro to push forward with the provincial police force boondoggle and the sovereignty act.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
I think I am gonna try to get some elk cheeks in a couple weeks

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

bunnyofdoom posted:

I think I am gonna try to get some elk cheeks in a couple weeks

Takes a lot of confidence to be a furry in a gray forum, good for you for living your truth

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Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

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