|
Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
|||
|---|---|---|---|
| Yes |
|
420 | 4.43% |
| No |
|
69 | 0.73% |
| Goku |
|
9001 | 94.85% |
| Total: | 9490 votes | ||
|
I've noticed Elmo fanboys trying to say there are more daily users at Twitter and so Elmo is actually very smart and things are going fine, seemingly unaware that most of the activity appears to be people trolling and gawking at watching the place burn down around them.
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:01
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 30, 2024 16:01 |
|
|
Yorkshire Pudding posted:When Musk buys SA, Seraph will be unbannable. 
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:01
|
|
|
CaptainSarcastic posted:I've noticed Elmo fanboys trying to say there are more daily users at Twitter and so Elmo is actually very smart and things are going fine, seemingly unaware that most of the activity appears to be people trolling and gawking at watching the place burn down around them. nah it's bot accounts. twitter used to ban 500k a day, and that team is fired
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:02
|
|
|
Breaking news: Maggie Haberman of the NYT is reporting that Elon Musk has submitted an offer of $44 to buy something awful dot com.
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:04
|
|
|
Tunicate posted:nah it's bot accounts. twitter used to ban 500k a day, and that team is fired Fair enough. If Twitter still exists by Christmas I'm going to be mildly surprised.
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:05
|
|
|
TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Come to think of it, have we ever seen Seraph and Elon in the same room together? Unperson_47 posted:He was Seraph all along
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:06
|
|
|
Wendigee posted:something awful dot com you stupid rear end what the? are you okay?
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:08
|
|
|
https://mobile.twitter.com/travisbrown/status/1591162325549330434
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:09
|
|
man
|
If Elon musk registers on something awful I will ask astral to make it so that you can't see his posts normally except when you search his user ID and read them in the search results
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:15
|
|
|
AARP LARPer posted:where do the terminally online go once twitter flaps off to the great beyond? i can't believe there aren't a dozen+ suitable networks teed up to go, but here we are talking about masterbatedone, so things appear dire. i don't know poo poo, but... truth social does twitter perfectly, so how hard can it be to do twitter? Truth social is literally just mastodon except nobody federates with it. They got in trouble for not following the open source license
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:19
|
|
|
Yorkshire Pudding posted:When Musk buys SA, Seraph will be unbannable. truly this is the darkest timeline
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:24
|
|
|
Love my big sad feature launch that lands me $388k MRR. Only 94 more centuries to break even!
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:24
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591327015810269185?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:35
|
|
|
goon project gofundme to buy twitter
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:44
|
|
|
Edmund Sparkler posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591327015810269185?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet It's cool that very rich person can just gently caress with a vital global communications platform for spite at repeatedly being called a bald divorced loser by the peasants.
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:44
|
|
|
so i found this on a tiktok... but right now if you load twitter dot com and look at the developer tools. chrome is reporting warnings about a source map being missing. long story short on what a source map is. they are a way for developers to parse javascript after its been compressed. most javascript on websites are compressed to save download and load times. source maps are generally used on a developers machine to help them parse compressed javascript files. the location of the sourcemap is pointing to "https://ton.local.twitter.com/" which does not resolve, which suggests this is what twitter developers point to on their local machine when they are working on the website. they probably have source maps turned on locally so when there is an error they can look at the javascript unparsed. locally. on their local machine. do you understand the issue? either they've deployed a "local" dev's copy of twitter.com, or they've deployed a version of twitter.com but they didn't use some flags to deploy with non-prod tools disabled (like sourcemap). whatever it is if someone actually did this at a company they'd immediately rollback to a prod version and then make a post-mortem about how a local copy of twitter got deployed instead of a prod version of twitter. except i guess there's no one left to do that and the person who had to deploy probably did not understand the deploy process well enough to either disable development tools or in a rush accidentally pushed a copy on their own machine...
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:46
|
|
|
i don’t understand a lot of those words but it sounds like elong is living up to the thread title
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:49
|
|
|
Strong Sauce posted:so i found this on a tiktok... TBH I doubt that with modern deploy tools it's likely anyone deployed from their local machine - but forgetting some checkbox that THIS IS PROD DISABLE DEVTOOLS seems more likely.
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:57
|
|
|
rofl... i push code to production every couple of weeks and just wow. like thats my job.. quality assurance testing and releasing to the public. my company isn't huge like twitter, but we have devs available on release day in case some bullshit like this happens. BUT!... it doesn't happen because we have a regression team that uses automation to check all the web addresses, certs and a hundred thousand other things with short quick queries. We also have highly skilled people familiar with the product who have been involved the entire time, and have made sure the changes did not effect the other functions of the software. glad my company isn't worth 44 billion.. i might have someone this dumb running it.
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:58
|
|
|
kiminewt posted:TBH I doubt that with modern deploy tools it's likely anyone deployed from their local machine - but forgetting some checkbox that THIS IS PROD DISABLE DEVTOOLS seems more likely. i agree but since people found it on the 10th and its still up i'm guessing they either don't know how to rollback or don't know how to turn off developer mode on their deployment. or even better is no one cares.
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:58
|
|
|
it would be pretty ironic if musk was murdered by birds.
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 08:59
|
|
|
kiminewt posted:TBH I doubt that with modern deploy tools it's likely anyone deployed from their local machine - but forgetting some checkbox that THIS IS PROD DISABLE DEVTOOLS seems more likely. this is very plausible... this would have happend on my team a couple of times if people were not aware of the schedule and checked everything a head of time to make sure it went smoothly... we never had an 84 hour workweek mandatory for release of something super stupid to insure that everyone quit or was completely exhausted the day of. Guess we didn't have a genius inventor on board.
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:00
|
|
|
Strong Sauce posted:i agree but since people found it on the 10th and its still up i'm guessing they either don't know how to rollback or don't know how to turn off developer mode on their deployment. word.... this happened because everyone was gone who knew the infrastructure and release practices... and there was no one to help when it went bad
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:02
|
|
|
At this point given how gutted the workforce is, anyone who cares enough may not have the knowledge, and anyone with the knowledge is too busy finding a lifeboat off the RMS Twitter, if they weren't already off the ship.
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:07
|
|
|
Nobody still employed by twitter is actually working at twitter theyre all looking for new jobs
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:22
|
|
|
Imagine someone firing half your company and expecting you to work 80 hour work weeks lol ok dude, thanks for the paid vacation
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:22
|
|
|
Mr. Crow posted:thanks for the paid vacation
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:37
|
|
|
Why would Eve 6 get royalties for a Semisonic song? Verified or not Maybe I need coffee, what am I missing
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:42
|
|
|
yeah someone posted a tweet yesterday that showed some dev build in production evidence lmao
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:44
|
|
|
boofhead posted:Why would Eve 6 get royalties for a Semisonic song? Verified or not it joke
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:45
|
|
|
Edmund Sparkler posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591327015810269185?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet 🤣🤣
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:46
|
|
|
"Eh, the truth is more complex than that..." *repeats the first statement with a few incorrect bits sprinkled in*  This is the perfect storm of somebody being incompetent, reckless and presumptuous. I am both elated and sad that we will never see anything on that scale again.
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:47
|
|
|
DEEP STATE PLOT posted:it joke Oh ok Yeah I'm going to get out of bed and make some coffee
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:48
|
|
|
has someone tried just walking into twitter hq and turning off their monitor
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:51
|
|
|
How long before Elon shows up at Twitter hq in a hotdog costume in one last effort to get a laugh.
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:58
|
|
|
Wendigee |
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 09:59
|
|
posted:
|
BREAKING: Twitter
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 10:01
|
|
|
DeadFatDuckFat posted:BREAKING: Twitter wait is the blue checkmark for quotes new? nm: I got ~trolled~
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 10:03
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 30, 2024 16:01 |
|
|
busalover |
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2022 10:06
|
|