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HOW DARE YOU, I roar over the Peppa Pig opening chords |
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Cthulhu on trial: Chaos Pleads. e: Timon and Pumba: Dead Men e: Remake the sitcom Friends. Except when it gets to the point where Tom Sellec says "all that's left is for me to conquer the physical world" the story procedes as the story of him and Monaca staging a coup and a series of wars in pursuit of global domniation. e: And Ross leads the resistance. e: I just found out that it wasn't Tom Sele it was Jon Favreu. Erm... can it be tom selec anyway because that's how I misremembered it and I like that better. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Nov 7, 2022 |
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A cowboy walks into a bar, after riding up on a really long horse. After watching him ride up, the puzzled bartender says "Why the long horse?" The cowboy responds to the bartender's "long face" that he has a limousine horse, impossibly long, that maybe a dozen people can ride on it at once. The side saddles have ice chilled champagne. He's got an entourage. They party. Making bad jokes into worse convoluted stupid jokes, I guess? Go for it!
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Nov 8, 2022 10:20
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Is the bartender's long face another limousine horse? |
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Nov 8, 2022 11:35
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A horse walks in to a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "well, my mother was a horse, and my father... was a bartender..." Bartender: 
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Nov 8, 2022 15:50
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strong bad's all excited for the next limousine horse album to drop |
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Nov 9, 2022 04:30
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The Voice of Labor posted:strong bad's all excited for the next limousine horse album to drop I had that old video going through my head when I wrote the joke, lol. Limozeen! https://homestarrunner.com was too good for it's time!
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the term "manhandle" |
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Nov 9, 2022 22:17
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Three people walk into a bar, but the third one ducked because they were a lurker, and missed the bar post.
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Nov 10, 2022 09:08
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The bartender had a long face - it was a limousine horse. But seated on that limousine horse were more bartenders and each had a long face. Because of the poor terms that the brewery had laid down for bartenders that tend bars on the horse-face of another bartender. It's a goddamn tragedy. |
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Nov 10, 2022 11:55
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I'm a cowboy on a looong horse I riiide |
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Nov 10, 2022 21:42
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Will.i.am performs the dance of fusion with Stevie Wonder to form Steve.I.Wonder |
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Nov 11, 2022 14:12
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Prurient Squid posted:Will.i.am performs the dance of fusion with Stevie Wonder to form Steve.I.Wonder Ebony and Ferg-i-ee Live together with our pants full of pee |
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Nov 12, 2022 12:16
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A bartender walks into a horse and his friends. One horse is a priest, one is a rabbi, and one is a minister. The bartender counts them, does some quick addition, and add-ministers them a drink.
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Nov 12, 2022 14:44
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a horse posts a trolling rebutal in a poltical forum. then he goes to the bar, clears his throat a few times and says to the bartender "set me up with a cup of hot tea and a shot of brandy, I'm a bit horse" |
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Nov 12, 2022 18:59
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social media engagement: the wedding episode |
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Nov 14, 2022 17:42
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Gallagher/Smashing Pumpkins supergroup |
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Nov 14, 2022 17:56
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Prurient Squid posted:Will.i.am performs the dance of fusion with Stevie Wonder to form Steve.I.Wonder Trying posted:Ebony and Ferg-i-ee lmao
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Nov 15, 2022 04:15
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This thread is a graveyard of missed opportunities 
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Nov 15, 2022 07:27
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^^^^ This man holding a mirror up to this entire site ^^^^ |
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Nov 15, 2022 08:08
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So long as BYOB is alive there's a possiblity that a feckless billionaire will create a series of feature films based around the Jokes thread. |
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Nov 15, 2022 17:24
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Why is the word long so funny? Long cat. Long horse. Long loong maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan |
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Nov 15, 2022 17:45
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Btw when you say long horse, are you talking about like a giraffe or what? A savannah elk, a stilted wronghorse? |
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Nov 15, 2022 17:46
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A horse is already pretty long. So subverting an expectation to make a horse even longer. It should work I guess. |
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Nov 15, 2022 19:25
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A long horse with a really short face. The bartender doesn't even know what to say |
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Nov 15, 2022 19:49
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Isn't that just a sloth? |
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Nov 15, 2022 20:06
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google THIS posted:A long horse with a really short face. The bartender doesn't even know what to say Horse with a short face walks up to the bar. Bartender starts to say "why the long face" as he turns his back to wipe down a glass, but when he gets to the "f" of face, *record scratch, double take, eyes wide* and the camera shows the disturbingly short faced long horse. |
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Nov 15, 2022 20:52
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Karate Bastard posted:Isn't that just a sloth? ferret or similar creature maybe a meerkat
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Nov 15, 2022 21:19
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Finger Prince posted:Horse with a short face walks up to the bar. Bartender starts to say "why the long face" as he turns his back to wipe down a glass, but when he gets to the "f" of face, *record scratch, double take, eyes wide* and the camera shows the disturbingly short faced long horse. Roll credits. |
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Nov 15, 2022 23:52
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slogans for failed toy lines it's like it made a nest in my heart |
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Nov 16, 2022 07:10
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lmao at all of this what have I done
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Nov 16, 2022 11:43
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failed toyline slogans don't put it in your mouth! she just won't stop f***ing nagging |
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As some wicked shade to be thrown in this time of dry skin - "okay, Mary Kate and Ashy" |
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failed slogans for toys punch steve as hard as you can! |
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Nov 17, 2022 05:59
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At a party and a waiter asks you if you'd like some Horse Divorce |
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Serj Tankian busting through the door to ask whether you like These Hors d'oeuvres, These Hors d'oeuvres??????? |
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deep dish peat moss posted:At a party and a waiter asks you if you'd like some Horse Divorce Karate Bastard posted:Serj Tankian busting through the door to ask whether you like These Hors d'oeuvres, These Hors d'oeuvres??????? lol
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deep dish peat moss posted:At a party and a waiter asks you if you'd like some Horse Divorce I tried the Horse Polycule, but it just wasn't for me. |
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Buttchocks posted:I tried the Horse Polycule, but it just wasn't for me. agreed, it’s a bit of a mare’s nest |
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Everywork of fiction has the authors fetish in it. If it appears not to then you didn't notice it or it's so obscure that it's not clear to the general observer. |
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