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Elon Musk is like if you took Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr and combined them in the transporter machine from The Fly
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I'm cracking up at whatever legal council he has left frantically spamming him with "delete it dekere it delete it"
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https://twitter.com/theserfstv/status/1591353095317229568?s=20&t=wJu0bH3WxZN-DLK7AS881Q Let be honest, we all like being able to embed stuff like this. https://twitter.com/NeecheSeTopper/status/1591390731461357568?s=20&t=wJu0bH3WxZN-DLK7AS881Q I think this one gives him to much credit, but it's pretty accurate. Comstar fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Nov 12, 2022 |
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Nov 12, 2022 13:01
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i am going to laugh if he is trying to look cool to Anonymous like he is trying to look cool to Stephen King
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Nov 12, 2022 13:23
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Tony? Tony Stark? Is that you?
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Nov 12, 2022 13:27
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Code Jockey posted:i am going to laugh if he is trying to look cool to Anonymous like he is trying to look cool to Stephen King It's more likely he's trying to become a member of Are We Cool Yet to the SCP Foundation? quote:The tendency of some such groups to produce highly visible public artworks that cause death, injury, or lasting psychological harm has led some to decry the entire movement as a bunch of "art terrorists", a label some of its members wear with pride, some repudiate entirely, and some wear ironically.
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Nov 12, 2022 13:31
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TulliusCicero posted:He's going to be sued into the ground. The FTC should no poo poo put this poo poo on lockdown. It's very clear his version of twitter is a threat to public safety. I know what you mean, I'm getting the same vibe
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Nov 12, 2022 14:06
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Nov 12, 2022 14:24
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I bet all those alt right assholes are going to be sad now that Elon himself has decreed that any parody or satire has to be clearly marked as such from the beginning. That destroys like half of their playbook right there if they can't retroactively claim that any offensive statement was "just a joke" or "satire".
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Nov 12, 2022 14:27
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Offler posted:I bet all those alt right assholes are going to be sad now that Elon himself has decreed that any parody or satire has to be clearly marked as such from the beginning. That destroys like half of their playbook right there if they can't retroactively claim that any offensive statement was "just a joke" or "satire". if you think that decree will be applied evenly across the spectrum... just lol edit: ahhahah he really posted hes doing it for the lulz at 1am and then deleted, he's such a loving whackjob
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Nov 12, 2022 14:34
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Offler posted:I bet all those alt right assholes are going to be sad now that Elon himself has decreed that any parody or satire has to be clearly marked as such from the beginning. That destroys like half of their playbook right there if they can't retroactively claim that any offensive statement was "just a joke" or "satire". Turns out Elim is just a big fan of the /s sarcasm tag and is going to bring it back into popular usage by spending 44 billion dollars
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Nov 12, 2022 14:35
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Nov 12, 2022 14:38
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why do you guys keep changing his name to cutesy stuff? he's not namesearching on somethingawful lol
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Nov 12, 2022 14:38
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haha goddamn the world's richest man is trying desperately to be loved by the 11-15 year old white male crowd 🤣🤣🤣a7m2 posted:why do you guys keep changing his name to cutesy stuff? he's not namesearching on somethingawful lol goons love running poo poo in the ground almost as much as elon does
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Nov 12, 2022 14:40
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Captain Beans posted:if you think that decree will be applied evenly across the spectrum... just lol Of course it won't, but it'll still be funny that people can now respond that this defense is officially against the rules of Twitter, so decreed by the cheif twit himself.
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Nov 12, 2022 14:40
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E*l*n M*sk does nothing but search the internet for his name all day every day. It’s a miracle he has enough time left over to destroy Twitter, a true testament to his heroic energy. He is the king of reading mentions
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Nov 12, 2022 14:43
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The 11 to 15 yo crypto children
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Nov 12, 2022 14:50
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The Saddest Rhino posted:The 11 to 15 yo crypto children The crypto manchildren as dumb as 11-15 yo's.
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Nov 12, 2022 14:52
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Jesus Mary and Joseph
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Nov 12, 2022 14:53
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You got guys who design bridges, guys who design gizmos, guys who code, guys who run engines on trains, guys who run engines on boats too many jobs called engineer in my opinion
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Nov 12, 2022 14:58
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Harsh, but true
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:You got guys who design bridges, guys who design gizmos, guys who code, guys who run engines on trains, guys who run engines on boats
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Nov 12, 2022 15:04
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:You got guys who design bridges, guys who design gizmos, guys who code, guys who run engines on trains, guys who run engines on boats Yeah, if you're not building siege towers to take Jerusalem, then you're just someone who makes sparkling bridges.
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Nov 12, 2022 15:07
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And another thing: please put on the forms that you're a parody account. It's mean not to say you're a parody account.
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Nov 12, 2022 15:08
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FilthyImp posted:If you don't have an iron ring you ain't a real one Yep, as a guy who codes, I don't think we should be called engineers unless you take the test and actually get the proper official license.
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Nov 12, 2022 15:09
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:You got guys who design bridges, guys who design gizmos Speaking of, anyone know where I can click on some drat gizmos? I'd like to click on and buy them, if possible.
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Nov 12, 2022 15:11
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FilthyImp posted:If you don't have an iron ring you ain't a real one I got a welder mate who can make up a whole handful of iron rings for almost nothing.
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Nov 12, 2022 15:11
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Who still uses lulz How do you do, fellow posters? 
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Nov 12, 2022 15:14
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Its all just one big joke you see, all just a joke.
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Nov 12, 2022 15:21
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Kale posted:Its all just one big joke you see, all just a joke. spooked ya
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TulliusCicero posted:He's going to be sued into the ground. The FTC should no poo poo put this poo poo on lockdown. It's very clear his version of twitter is a threat to public safety. Nah friend. All of these entities are having their own separate meltdowns. They can’t do a whole heck of a lot in their own spheres because everything is on fire and they keep shooting the firemen.
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Elon didn't go through with buying Twitter because of Putin, he did it because he was losing in court and they were airing all his text messages. And he's not tanking Twitter on purpose. He's just really dumb.
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kazil posted:Elon didn't go through with buying Twitter because of Putin, he did it because he was losing in court and they were airing all his text messages. 
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kazil posted:Elon didn't go through with buying Twitter because of Putin, he did it because he was losing in court and they were airing all his text messages.
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I'm in this photo and don't like it
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kazil posted:Elon didn't go through with buying Twitter because of Putin, he did it because he was losing in court and they were airing all his text messages. Attributing this shitshow to anything more than this is the equivalent of claiming Trump plays 4D Chess
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The Saddest Rhino posted:If anyone comes into something awful with that Twitter brain of "you say you like waffles? You abelist poo poo why don't you think of people who only can eat pancakes" I will permaban them You’re a goddam hero for this
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