Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Trillhouse posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591586198954598403 Elmo posted:Twitter drives a massive number of clicks to other websites/apps. Biggest click driver on the Internet by far. That has to be utter and complete bullshit. Elmo might actually believe it, though - we have seen that he is both dumber and more delusional than he seemed before the whole Twitter disaster.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 01:44 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:19 |
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I wonder how many of the musk lickers are just trolls deliberately egging him on to keep this dumpsterfire in freefall. I assume most are doing it unknowingly and unwillingly, making the world a better place by encouraging the big mollusk to discredit himself. Sanctum posted:People: We should improve twitter somewhat
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 01:44 |
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Happy Landfill posted:Press X to Doubt
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 01:47 |
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Trillhouse posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591586198954598403 The website is literally having it's code unspool as we speak, Advertisers are pulling out like crazy, impersonation the point of criminal in some cases... "GREAT JOB ELON! SHOW THE MSM HOW SMART YOU ARE!"
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 01:47 |
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Trillhouse posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591586198954598403 The more owned he gets, the stronger he gets? Okay, forget Doom, Elon is the Hulk.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 01:57 |
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Unperson_47 posted:Wait, Doctor Doom does magic?! Yes. Quite a lot of it and quite well. He tends a bit more blood-magicky than Strange does.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 01:57 |
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Trillhouse posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591585984747286528?s=20&t=l17E-TJrOabm3xnCVvUgVQ we have the best clicks, the biggest clicks, like you've never seen before. believe me
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:03 |
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He literally made a magic suit of leather armor out of the skin/soul of his childhood love, and once dragged Doctor Strange down to hell to pick up his Mom's soul: Doctor Doom is an overprivileged, overgrown manbaby... but like, he still makes Elmo look like the bitch-rear end he is.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:07 |
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I yell "Twitter drives engagement" as my hour long tweet can't even get above 1k likes
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:11 |
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If Elon is a marvel villain he's Justin Hammer from Iron Man 2.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:14 |
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Esplanade posted:So... Dr. Doom is actually smart though. So yeah, Justin Hammer is the better comparison.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:27 |
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mind the walrus posted:Doctor Doom is an overprivileged, overgrown manbaby... Doom will force your family to eat spaghetti-o's until the end of time!!
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:27 |
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mind the walrus posted:He literally made a magic suit of leather armor out of the skin/soul of his childhood love, and once dragged Doctor Strange down to hell to pick up his Mom's soul: EDIT: Nevermind, I can't read.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:32 |
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Considering their development cycle we're probably about 2 years away from an MCU villain that's practically an Elon subtweet, right
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:38 |
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Uh iron man has been around forever
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:39 |
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Speaking of, didn't Elon buy a cameo in Iron Man 2 and it was just Tony Stark making fun of him?
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:42 |
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Richer Kyanka
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:46 |
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GD_American posted:Considering their development cycle we're probably about 2 years away from an MCU villain that's practically an Elon subtweet, right Already in the recent she hulk series
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:49 |
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Chrpno posted:Richer Kyanka
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 02:55 |
Trillhouse posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591586198954598403 People cannot click away from Twitter fast enough
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:00 |
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Mozi posted:I'd imagine there are safeguards and they'd be exposing themselves to a lot of legal risk, but if they all suddenly develop amnesia and can't transfer any knowledge or work on anything that would be very unfortunate. There is probably one old salt with a long white beard that has been in both dev and it interchangeably. He both knows where the git servers and back ups are and has admin control on both (easier than farting around for an hour to call the right person!). That one person can probably write gently caress-it.sh which disables all protections and then cleans out all backups and archives.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:01 |
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How did Elon go from complaining about Twitter on Twitter, to legally having to buy it?
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:02 |
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Chrpno posted:Richer Kyanka
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:02 |
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Genericide posted:How did Elon go from complaining about Twitter on Twitter, to legally having to buy it? google bipolar disorder
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:05 |
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Genericide posted:How did Elon go from complaining about Twitter on Twitter, to legally having to buy it? He bought a lot of shares with the goal of being on the board . The goal was to turn it from a “left wing” website (lol) to something more appealing to his white supremacist views. The Twitter board balked and demanded he pass background checks and probably a drug test (he would not pass he’s a major addict) . So then he got really pissed as the Twitter board and said he’d buy the whole company instead of doing the background checks. And In a manic phase : he did
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:07 |
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Genericide posted:How did Elon go from complaining about Twitter on Twitter, to legally having to buy it? Former CEO Parag Agrawal texted Elon basically saying "you can say twitter is dying, but that doesn't help the company" and Elon got super pissed and fired back that he was just going to buy the company outright. Elon got super stoned and offered $54.20 a share, way higher than Twitter was at. When he sobered up he realized he hosed up but by then it was too late.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:09 |
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I still don’t get that part of it. A tweet is not a binding contract. At some point he signed a contract. Nobody told him it was a dumb idea as he was putting pen to paper?
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:10 |
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Genericide posted:How did Elon go from complaining about Twitter on Twitter, to legally having to buy it? Very
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:11 |
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davecrazy posted:I still don’t get that part of it. A tweet is not a binding contract. At some point he signed a contract. Nobody told him it was a dumb idea as he was putting pen to paper? Musk was represented by one of the best law firms in the world for this sort of deal. But since when has musk ever listened to a technical expert that's told him his ideas are stupid?
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:12 |
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davecrazy posted:I still don’t get that part of it. A tweet is not a binding contract. At some point he signed a contract. Nobody told him it was a dumb idea as he was putting pen to paper? People that tell Elon what he doesn't like to hear don't tend to stay in Elon's company
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:12 |
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The Twitter statement of claim is good reading, they were extremely careful to draft an entirely binding contract.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:14 |
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Genericide posted:How did Elon go from complaining about Twitter on Twitter, to legally having to buy it? He posted one of those tired pronoun jokes and grimes responded with "I know you don't have so much hate in your heart" that ultimately led to her leaving him and hooking up with Chelsea Manning. He got so mad about this he tweeted that he was going to buy Twitter at the funny weed number and then somehow @jack took notice and said yes, yes! Let's do it! Elon got his mediocre white male friends Justin roiland (Rick and morty) and roe Rogan to be part of his negotiation buddies, and presumably a terrible lawyer at some point, and he signs an airtight contract where Twitter is able to force him to purchase the company at a way overvalued US$44b or so or he pays a billion or two as contract termination damage. He realised the error and tried several times to get out where @parag knew he was making poo poo up, so Twitter brought him to court. The court discovery process came to the point where his text messages needed to be made public (leading to the Rogan / roiland texts being leaked) and to stop more from turning up he gave up and agreed to the purchase. He bought a sink to the HQ and then fired the c level team including @parag "for cause" when they all had golden parachute clauses in their employment contracts, so they probably are initiating or have initiated lawsuits against him now. He then fired the board making him sole director and presumably they also have golden parachute clauses too. He fired almost everyone else, killed remote working, and caused the legal, cyber security, privacy, compliance, communications, pr, advertising and other heads to quit. He continues tweeting throughout this whole thing. In essence, transphobia cost him us$44b and potentially his reputation.
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davecrazy posted:I still don’t get that part of it. A tweet is not a binding contract. At some point he signed a contract. Nobody told him it was a dumb idea as he was putting pen to paper? The thing is when you tweet that you open yourself up to actual legal liability so twitter had him by the balls and could write a very lopsided contract because if he said he was just kidding he actually would have liability from the SEC again. He can't just tweet something like that without fileing something like this otherwise he is breaking the law. He literally went through this when he did his dumb rear end funding secured tweet and learned nothing from it. https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1418091/000110465922045641/tm2212748d1_sc13da.htm
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The Saddest Rhino posted:He posted one of those tired pronoun jokes and grimes responded with "I know you don't have so much hate in your heart" that ultimately led to her leaving him and hooking up with Chelsea Manning. He got so mad about this he tweeted that he was going to buy Twitter at the funny weed number and then somehow @jack took notice and said yes, yes! Let's do it! Elon got his mediocre white male friends Justin roiland (Rick and morty) and roe Rogan to be part of his negotiation buddies, and presumably a terrible lawyer at some point, and he signs an airtight contract where Twitter is able to force him to purchase the company at a way overvalued US$44b or so or he pays a billion or two as contract termination damage. He realised the error and tried several times to get out where @parag knew he was making poo poo up, so Twitter brought him to court. The court discovery process came to the point where his text messages needed to be made public (leading to the Rogan / roiland texts being leaked) and to stop more from turning up he gave up and agreed to the purchase. He bought a sink to the HQ and then fired the c level team including @parag "for cause" when they all had golden parachute clauses in their employment contracts, so they probably are initiating or have initiated lawsuits against him now. He then fired the board making him sole director and presumably they also have golden parachute clauses too. He fired almost everyone else, killed remote working, and caused the legal, cyber security, privacy, compliance, communications, pr, advertising and other heads to quit. He continues tweeting throughout this whole thing.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:19 |
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I think the billion was just if the financing fell through, it wasn't a choice between paying that or going through with the deal.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:20 |
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davecrazy posted:I still don’t get that part of it. A tweet is not a binding contract. At some point he signed a contract. Nobody told him it was a dumb idea as he was putting pen to paper? I'm sure a number of people told him it was a dumb idea but he's smarter than them so he signed it anyway.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:21 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:He posted one of those tired pronoun jokes and grimes responded with "I know you don't have so much hate in your heart" that ultimately led to her leaving him and hooking up with Chelsea Manning. He got so mad about this he tweeted that he was going to buy Twitter at the funny weed number and then somehow @jack took notice and said yes, yes! Let's do it! Elon got his mediocre white male friends Justin roiland (Rick and morty) and roe Rogan to be part of his negotiation buddies, and presumably a terrible lawyer at some point, and he signs an airtight contract where Twitter is able to force him to purchase the company at a way overvalued US$44b or so or he pays a billion or two as contract termination damage. He realised the error and tried several times to get out where @parag knew he was making poo poo up, so Twitter brought him to court. The court discovery process came to the point where his text messages needed to be made public (leading to the Rogan / roiland texts being leaked) and to stop more from turning up he gave up and agreed to the purchase. He bought a sink to the HQ and then fired the c level team including @parag "for cause" when they all had golden parachute clauses in their employment contracts, so they probably are initiating or have initiated lawsuits against him now. He then fired the board making him sole director and presumably they also have golden parachute clauses too. He fired almost everyone else, killed remote working, and caused the legal, cyber security, privacy, compliance, communications, pr, advertising and other heads to quit. He continues tweeting throughout this whole thing.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:23 |
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Read that document I linked, not only did he buy it at 38% over the value he bullied the board into accepting the deal lmaoquote:Musk proclaimed himself prepared to begin negotiations “immediately,” and confirmed he was “exploring whether to commence a tender offer.”
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 03:24 |
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Yeah, there wasn't a "buy twitter or pay a few billion" choice, it was "buy twitter, or buy twitter and pay a huge penalty"
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sebmojo posted:I think the billion was just if the financing fell through, it wasn't a choice between paying that or going through with the deal. The billion was if there was an outside reason the deal could not close like if the us government determined he could not own twitter because xyz he would still be on the hook for a billion as a breakup fee. This is how bad the contract was for him. He had no choice to buy it funding or not the Delaware chancery court could have stripped him forcefully of his tesla shares to force closure of the deal. https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/13/elon-musk-cant-just-walk-away-from-twitter-deal-by-paying-1-billion.html
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