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It's already been three years and Elon has been kicking the can down the road every month. I doubt that the cybertruck is going to be mass produced in any real quantity except for photo ops and 'It's right around the corner guys!' type posturing.
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Nov 14, 2022 05:21
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Elon is just like the Joker he's a clown that set a giant pile of money on fire
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Nov 14, 2022 05:28
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Dragonstoned posted:Elon is just like the Joker Also, doing it, and I quote, "for the lulz".
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Nov 14, 2022 05:31
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Space Kablooey posted:So was this rocket supposed to look like this from the beginning or did these people got swindled The ones building the rocket are the swindlers, they are running a ponzi cryptocurrency for stupid rubes. They are selling the narrative that "after we deliver this big ugly goat statue to elon musk, goatcoin will get tons of publicity and the price will go up uP UP!!! buy goatcoins now so you can 10x your money before it's too late!" Now on first hearing this you might think "that's insanely stupid, nobody would be dumb enough to fall for that, you must be explaining it wrong".
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Nov 14, 2022 05:45
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Glimm posted:Tbf the games only work when parked (I think?) and are primarily there for the 45 minute long charging sessions necessary if doing any distance driving but people have phones? also god forbid people do things away from a god drat computer screen.
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Nov 14, 2022 05:49
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Charging employees at the $400 at the cafeteria is how he’s gonna turn Twitter around
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Nov 14, 2022 05:54
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Soggy Muffin posted:Charging employees at the cafeteria is how he excepts to turn Twitter around Next he'll remove all the refrigerators from the building to discourage employees from bringing lunch.
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Nov 14, 2022 05:56
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:But it was seriously the tackiest loving thing. What does that add to the car? Everything is designed to trick nerds into thinking they'll spend their time having a bunch of "and then everyone stood up and clapped" moments because of their cool car. I would never own a Model X because of those silly-rear end "falcon wing" rear doors. Sure, they're probably cool the first few times you show them off to friends. But eventually they're just going to fade into the background of life, until they inevitably loving break. Then they're going to ruin your entire day, if not your week or month because you have to take your car in to get the doors fixed, and Tesla service centers sound like they might be backed up worse than Elon himself after his final assault on what remains of the Twitter commissary. All because a standard-rear end sliding door wasn't cool enough. The guy has some sort of weird sublimated complex about John DeLorean, too. The ripoff gullwing doors on the SUV, building the goofy cyber truck entirely out of stainless steel... it must be part of convincing himself he can't fail the way DeLorean did. Unlike DeLorean, we can only infer his likely stimulant habits, there's no hard public evidence. I wonder if there are less scrupulous federal agents looking back to the '80s and trying to pitch their bosses on an entrapment plot right now.
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Nov 14, 2022 05:58
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is the birdsite Xmas party an actual Xmas Party or just a generic "winter holiday party" because if its the latter, Musk WILL do the regressive War on Jesus thing.
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Nov 14, 2022 05:59
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The forced bag checks were not working as we found some of you were sneaking in food and pee bottles in your pockets, so there will now be mandatory pat downs at the security checkpoint. You may get food and water at your designated times. There is no need to pay at the time. Food costs will automatically be removed from your pay. The PMC guards are allowed to use all compliance measures needed. Do not mess around with this. Code now.
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Nov 14, 2022 06:04
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PhazonLink posted:is the birdsite Xmas party an actual Xmas Party or just a generic "winter holiday party" because if its the latter, Musk WILL do the regressive War on Jesus thing. Except replace Jesus with Elon
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Nov 14, 2022 06:05
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bobjr posted:There's already a few obvious problems with the Cybertruck, but I can't imagine how many more will come out from it. Just wait until the first person takes it for a swim.
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Nov 14, 2022 06:09
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The Butcher posted:The forced bag checks were not working as we found some of you were sneaking in food and pee bottles in your pockets, so there will now be mandatory pat downs at the security checkpoint. Are you gonna take bathroom usage out of my pay too finally or will I still have to carry around a roll of quarters to unlock the toll-potty's door
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Nov 14, 2022 06:11
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The Butcher posted:The forced bag checks were not working as we found some of you were sneaking in food and pee bottles in your pockets, so there will now be mandatory pat downs at the security checkpoint. Ahh, going the Theranos route
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Nov 14, 2022 06:13
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I didn't watch this video so I'm not sure what the spin is but someone posted the very long one (like an hour) from the it's always sunny podcast earlier in here I think. Glenn Howerton was unable to access his car for like a week or more because it was in a parking garage with no cell phone signal. If you watched it you would have heard how he was trapped inside the car for over a week, almost died of thirst but he was smart and kept redrinking he’s pee and eating his poop for snacks
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Nov 14, 2022 06:24
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Thank you Elon for helping reduce waste and save the environment
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Nov 14, 2022 06:26
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Glimm posted:Tbf the games only work when parked (I think?) and are primarily there for the 45 minute long charging sessions necessary if doing any distance driving that wasn't the point. the point is the steering wheel still rotates the tire which grinds that particular part of the tread towards bald.
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Nov 14, 2022 06:38
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code: Tesla fanboys are quick with the "that's not how Tesla's operate" because it's too difficult to understand what "malfunction" means.
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Nov 14, 2022 06:41
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Those tweets with Elon arguing with his own employees make me so mad because I know that’s exactly how he treats everyone at his companies. He knows better than anyone.
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Nov 14, 2022 06:44
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PITY BONER posted:
We can put it in the form of a syllogism The vehicle failed to stop when the brake was depressed Teslas stop when the break is depressed Therefore, he was not driving a Tesla Ipso facto musko
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Soggy Muffin posted:If you watched it you would have heard how he was trapped inside the car for over a week, almost died of thirst but he was smart and kept redrinking he’s pee and eating his poop for snacks that's how Tesla generates the carbon credits they make their money selling other corporations to
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Nov 14, 2022 06:44
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Castor Poe posted:Also, doing it, and I quote, "for the lulz". One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
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Nov 14, 2022 06:54
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ProfessorMarvel posted:One must imagine Sisyphus 🤣
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Nov 14, 2022 07:06
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The Saddest Rhino posted:that's how Tesla generates the carbon credits they make their money selling other corporations to You can't order one with a brown interior -- you have to make it that way yourself. World's first mobile carbon sequestration solution! Innovation in motion!
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Nov 14, 2022 07:14
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SilvergunSuperman posted:It's weird how the only people I really see using that emoji are massive losers like Don Jr and Elon. old people on the internet who dont get sarcasm/mocking through text because it's never not been used as a joke or insult lol
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Nov 14, 2022 07:20
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crime weed posted:it's even worse, he's trapped in this of his own volition He's officially entered Dark Lord of Ravenloft territory.
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Nov 14, 2022 07:29
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The laughing crying emoji is such bullshit anyway. i've never laughed that hard. nobody has. it's a complete non sequitur
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Nov 14, 2022 07:35
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:am I too late for open kimono chat? Asking what "open kimono" means is now the biggest regret of my life.
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Nov 14, 2022 07:39
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Putting my rivals at work into my model 3 and then shouting "ELON MUSK IS A loving MORON WHO DRINKS PISS" at the top of my lungs, triggering the car's suicide module
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Nov 14, 2022 07:47
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I paid extra to disable the suicide module and install the racism upgrade. You don't want to have any accidents with the suicide one.
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Nov 14, 2022 07:51
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DeeplyConcerned posted:The laughing crying emoji is such bullshit anyway. i've never laughed that hard. nobody has. it's a complete non sequitur Get better jokes and/or funnier friends, loser.
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Nov 14, 2022 07:56
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Kingo Ligma posted:Get better jokes and/or funnier friends, loser. Alternatively just stay up long enough for sleep exhaustion to kick in and see something mildly funny
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Nov 14, 2022 07:59
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My coworker had the suicide plugin, and after a rough and frustrating day at work, he said to his wife on a call, "gently caress me, this is bullshit, I think I'm done with this place". And you know where it goes from there.
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Nov 14, 2022 08:02
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DeeplyConcerned posted:The laughing crying emoji is such bullshit anyway. i've never laughed that hard. nobody has. it's a complete non sequitur
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Nov 14, 2022 08:10
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A suicide button on a Tesla is probably the only feature that wouldn't kill the occupants.
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Nov 14, 2022 08:16
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/jammonravager/status/1591869702598701058 that is the sloppiest, dumpiest trunk hinge I've ever seen in my life the rubber trim is worse than early 00s dodges embarrassingly build quality
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Nov 14, 2022 08:45
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Maximum Overdrive mode in Teslas is just an easter egg since Musk is such a Steven king fan.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:The laughing crying emoji is such bullshit anyway. i've never laughed that hard. nobody has. it's a complete non sequitur i used to have throat problems growing up so if i laughed too hard it kind of sealed up and i'd have tears in my eyes from not breathing. so the emoji is clearly me as a child and i expect royalties
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Robo Reagan posted:i used to have throat problems growing up so if i laughed too hard it kind of sealed up and i'd have tears in my eyes I’m glad you found a forum where you could always breath easy.
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Dragonstoned posted:Elon is just like the Joker
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