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Kratos, use your fingers to wrap around the "handle" of your axe, and swing its "blade" at the enemy! Be sure to do this until they are dead- but don't let them hit you too many times, or you will die! And always remember to "breathe" air into your lungs, and then out again, to keep living!
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Kratos your health is low. Do you have any potions…or food?
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Kratos your health is low. Do you have any potions…or food? lmao
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try to get your combat multiplier even higher, kratos.
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Kratos, your testosterone is getting a bit high. Have some soy milk to restore your balance.
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Kratos your health is low. Do you have any potions…or food? Daikatana Ritsu posted:Kratos, your testosterone is getting a bit high. Have some soy milk to restore your balance.
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scary ghost dog posted:try to get your combat multiplier even higher, kratos. Daikatana Ritsu posted:Kratos, your testosterone is getting a bit high. Have some soy milk to restore your balance.
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Tome of the Medium found. (3/12) How my dog lied to me during my break up (68m read)
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Kratos you seem to be having some trouble, have you considered story mode for players who want to experience the thrilling follow up epic to 2018’s God of War but are unfamiliar with action games?
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Kratos, have you tried pressing the button to win the game?
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Kratos have you considered checking in your local Walmart for the best gamer snacks and other deals?
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Kratos, you have been enjoying story mode for 60 minutes, the story will now pause for 15 minutes so you can rest.
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Kratos your health is low. Do you have any potions…or food? scary ghost dog posted:try to get your combat multiplier even higher, kratos. lmao
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Kratos your health is low. Do you have any potions…or food? Daikatana Ritsu posted:Kratos, your testosterone is getting a bit high. Have some soy milk to restore your balance. lmfao
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Kratos, actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.
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lol @ "not even the accessibility options can help you" from the polygon article title
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copy posted:lol @ "not even the accessibility options can help you" from the polygon article title WERNER HERZOG: You must never play this game. Not even the accessibility options can help you.
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copy posted:lol @ "not even the accessibility options can help you" from the polygon article title Lmfao
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copy posted:lol @ "not even the accessibility options can help you" from the polygon article title
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copy posted:lol @ "not even the accessibility options can help you" from the polygon article title lmfao
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copy posted:lol @ "not even the accessibility options can help you" from the polygon article title Lol
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to gf: hey, thats kratos fro - ai companion: hey thats kratos from god of war ----------------
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Dongicus posted:to gf: hey, thats kratos fro -
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Dongicus posted:to gf: hey, thats kratos fro -
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Dongicus posted:to gf: hey, thats kratos fro - lol
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Dongicus posted:to gf: hey, thats kratos fro - lmfao
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Yoda in a powered wheelchair mowing down Mensa members in a convention hall.
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Wormskull posted:Yoda in a powered wheelchair mowing down Mensa members in a convention hall. lmao
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Wormskull posted:Yoda in a powered wheelchair mowing down Mensa members in a convention hall. Lol
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Wormskull posted:Yoda in a powered wheelchair mowing down Mensa members in a convention hall. lmfao
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i assume you guyts have seen this clip already but it loving kicks rear end. sony ftw https://clips.twitch.tv/BraveDeliciousWheelDuDudu-uEyD41YSSipjRLsJ
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HolePisser1982 posted:i assume you guyts have seen this clip already but it loving kicks rear end. sony ftw Lmfao
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Parry that attack!
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