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who the gently caress is scraeming "LOG IN" at twitter. show yourself, coward. i will never log in
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Decon posted:I look forward to hearing about Twitter DevOps doing mad scrambles to keep poo poo online after Elon just starts turning feature flags off in prod. Musk reinventing Chaos Monkey
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Nov 14, 2022 21:03
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Free food is legitimately one of the most cost-effective ways to improve morale and job retention and treating it as a luxury or an excessive expense is an excellent signal for the bosses who think of their companies as morality plays for capitalist hierarchy instead of “let’s actually maximize profits” the former are a lot worse than the second as bad as the second are Seriously a company that starts penny pinching on simple QOL things is sending a signal that it's time to get out because more cuts are coming and it's about to turn into a miserable crab bucket. Here we all know that because everything else is being overtly broadcasted of course. On the other hand, it could just be a strategy to get rid of people who are entitled severance or unemployment (also likely here). Mercury_Storm fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Nov 14, 2022 |
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Nov 14, 2022 21:04
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IShallRiseAgain posted:https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1592228112770924544?t=w9FpmFJ0RGXD4HOYwYx7Eg&s=19 lmao. Lol that 2 factor authentication is “bloatware” how are you worse at computers than me, a dude who barely passed the CompTIA A+ and hasn’t even gotten his first computer janitor job yet
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Nov 14, 2022 21:04
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Stoatbringer posted:Simply don't log out! Clearing cookies, what's that?
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Nov 14, 2022 21:04
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PederP posted:but hey it's his billions to waste it's not "it's his billions to waste" it's "it's twitter's job to somehow make up 42 billion + interest (difficulty level: impossible)"
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Nov 14, 2022 21:06
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Aramis posted:Hear hear. I have no doubt that there are a lot of companies/offices that treat free food as a proxy for OT pay, but that's not been my experience at all at one of the FAANGs (circa 2010-2015). It was a very appreciated QoL benefit on top of the absurd pay, reasonable working hours, and extra pay when on-call.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:06
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Stoatbringer posted:Simply don't log out! https://twitter.com/dril/status/247222360309121024
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Nov 14, 2022 21:06
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Amphigory posted:Musk reinventing Chaos Monkey Chaos Musky
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Waffle House posted:I was pretty disgusted by Musk for a long time, and I'm glad I was justified in completely trash talking him. Watching his actual, real personality come out as he struggles not to be owned has been a real unsurprising eye-opener. You’ve now used the word “flense” twice, and I’ve never seen or heard it in my life. What is this. Who are you and where are you from. Am I living under a rock?
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Nov 14, 2022 21:12
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I know it keeps being said, but I really can't believe just *how* dumb and addicted to 'im not owned' tweets this man is.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:13
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IShallRiseAgain posted:https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1592228112770924544?t=w9FpmFJ0RGXD4HOYwYx7Eg&s=19 lmao. does twitter still use text based 2FA? lol
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Nov 14, 2022 21:16
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/sandofsky/status/1592223884107218944?s=46&t=qdp5HbWWfO4jeLlOSNpH1g Years ago, I worked at Wal-Mart. There was a TV on an AV cart in a backroom that was meant to show training videos. There was a coax cable that dropped from the ceiling that carried the signal from the satellite system. This connection needed to be adapted to composite for reasons that I don't remember. I got tasked to make this work, so I went to the Goodwill down the street and bought a VCR with company funds to act as an intermediary to adapt the connection. One of the dumbass managers saw the VCR and was like, "wtf is this doing here?" and disconnected it for no reason other than they didn't know what it did. Same energy. Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Nov 14, 2022 |
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Nov 14, 2022 21:16
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Decon posted:The overt, virulent hatred of someone for working at a company (that produced a tool that happened to be used to uncover people being racist, and was thus somehow "anti-free speech") is real, and that hatred and doublethink is what matters to me. It's also been kinda wild watching what these chuds call "freeloaders"/"leeches" go from people without jobs, to include people with jobs but not "paying taxes", and then people with jobs who pay taxes but maybe want to be paid more, and now including people who work at places that don't grind them into dust.
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Aramis posted:That ship sailed a long time ago. He's been explicit about the left in general, and Dems in particular, sucking for a while now. Also, he's got the wrong party running to extend the line there. the left has barely moved. If anything the entire spectrum has shifted right. Reagan is drat near a liberal by today's standards. I don't think he really knows what "liberal" or "progressive" means. Most of the US sure doesn't. Pookah posted:Yeah, I know nothing about the kind of systems something like twitter uses, but I spent a good while working in games QA, and one thing I learned along the way is that if things are working, don't start stripping out code that apparently does nothing, it never ends well. You found a software version of the "magic - more magic" switch. Wow, their even more stans than my previous reading indicated. Also, never let any of those cucks in a position of power, please - they obviously have no clue what it means to treat employees with respect, much less compassion, and certainly can't recognize when the employee holds all the cards. Or doesn't give a gently caress and won't kowtow, which I'm sure just infuriates their impotent selves. Klyith posted:Every single one of those people is jerking themselves while imagining having the power to ruin someone who they don't agree with. And perhaps Senpai might notice them and reward them for their adoration! B-Rock452 posted:Lolling that the guy ends up getting a job offer from Reddit and everyone keeps trying to bash him and convince the guy offering the job that he is disrespectfull. How badly do all these guys want to suck Elon off? Yeah, that.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:18
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PhazonLink posted:does twitter still use text based 2FA? not that surprising, it’s also what my banks and 401k brokerage use by default (at least the first time you login) because it’s something everyone already has. most people don’t have a hardware token and won’t bother setting up an authenticator. email is the only other universal option, which has its own issues because people reuse passwords.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:20
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koshmar posted:A classic Chris Farley movie Does that person think Matt Foley gives good advice? Actually never mind Elon please do what Matt Foley tells you to do.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:22
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I almost wish I had a Twitter account so I could pose as a Twitter employee, politely contradict Musky, and get "fired".madmatt112 posted:You’ve now used the word “flense” twice, and I’ve never seen or heard it in my life. What is this. Who are you and where are you from. Am I living under a rock? Someone who doesn't know the word "flense"? Flense him! :flense:
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Nov 14, 2022 21:22
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Flense is a good word. Every kitchen should have a flensing knife. Just in case you ever need to de-blubber something.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:22
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madmatt112 posted:You’ve now used the word “flense” twice, and I’ve never seen or heard it in my life. What is this. Who are you and where are you from. Am I living under a rock? Tell me you’ve never been on a whaling ship without telling me you’ve never been on a whaling ship.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:22
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Have they actually fired all the remote workers yet? It doesn't seem like they have.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:23
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Kibayasu posted:Does that person think Matt Foley gives good advice? If he lived in a Cybertruck down by the river at least he could also use it to cross the river.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:24
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Pookah posted:I know we all know this, but any company that provides free snacks, lunches, gyms etc has absolutely worked out that it is cheaper to con their salaried staff into staying onsite for multiple extra hours per day with meals n snacks rather than pay them properly for their extra hours
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Nov 14, 2022 21:26
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(playing joker's clip from the dark knight, "and here we go") https://twitter.com/Cartoonbrains/status/1592233920036315138
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Nov 14, 2022 21:30
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Kibayasu posted:Does that person think Matt Foley gives good advice? I hope they just want Musk to kill it too but I fear I am wrong.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:30
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IShallRiseAgain posted:https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1592228112770924544?t=w9FpmFJ0RGXD4HOYwYx7Eg&s=19 lmao. holy poo poo this is hilarious
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Nov 14, 2022 21:31
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Melon getting upset about RPCs on load cos he thinks it stands for Rider/Pedestrian Casualties and he's trying to keep it below 800 per unit
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Nov 14, 2022 21:34
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Bad Purchase posted:not that surprising, it’s also what my banks and 401k brokerage use by default (at least the first time you login) because it’s something everyone already has. most people don’t have a hardware token and won’t bother setting up an authenticator. email is the only other universal option, which has its own issues because people reuse passwords. but authenticator apps are just a simple app store DL and both google and apple have their own official ones?
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Nov 14, 2022 21:35
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the number of admins that will be unable to access any of their tools right now...
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Nov 14, 2022 21:36
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https://twitter.com/Cartoonbrains/status/1592233920036315138 actually, do log off from twitter
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oobie's og hous is starting to look like a well oiled machine compared to this shitshow
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IShallRiseAgain posted:https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1592228112770924544?t=w9FpmFJ0RGXD4HOYwYx7Eg&s=19 lmao. Calling it right now he's going to claim that this is to combat bot accounts
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Nov 14, 2022 21:39
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Kibayasu posted:Does that person think Matt Foley gives good advice? Matt Foley lives(lived  ) in a van down by the river so he must have been doing something right
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Pookah posted:I know we all know this, but any company that provides free snacks, lunches, gyms etc has absolutely worked out that it is cheaper to con their salaried staff into staying onsite for multiple extra hours per day with meals n snacks rather than pay them properly for their extra hours Irish Canteen Sushi would make a wonderful band name. Irish Canteen Sushi's Common Roach and Stone Loach. Featuring the hit tracks, Allison's Shad and Deathcab for Cuiteag.
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greazeball posted:just yank that thing out and blow in it Call me.
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Nov 14, 2022 21:42
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Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Twitter $44,000,000,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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Nov 14, 2022 21:42
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IShallRiseAgain posted:https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1592228112770924544?t=w9FpmFJ0RGXD4HOYwYx7Eg&s=19 lmao. He's already flipping feature flags off 
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Tea Party Crasher posted:Calling it right now he's going to claim that this is to combat bot accounts "I was hacked by the (((left))) 🤣🤣"
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