Schadenfreude Reboot: ANIMAL CONTROL STOLE MY ASS

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madmatt112: Jul 11, 2016; Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Jestery posted:

Put it this way

I got a full page spread in my city's newspaper and now, nigh fifteen year after putting down unicycling seriously I still get pinned as the unicycle guy from strangers who remember me from a random interaction/high school. I've been walking through my city and people will heckle me

"Eat a dick unicycle boy!"

At 1am on a main road

I seriously self owned myself in a really specific way that pops up infrequently enough that I forgot I was the unicycle guy for nearly a decade

# ? Nov 15, 2022 06:41

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# ? May 27, 2024 04:27

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Jestery posted:

Put it this way

I got a full page spread in my city's newspaper and now, nigh fifteen year after putting down unicycling seriously I still get pinned as the unicycle guy from strangers who remember me from a random interaction/high school. I've been walking through my city and people will heckle me

"Eat a dick unicycle boy!"

At 1am on a main road

I seriously self owned myself in a really specific way that pops up infrequently enough that I forgot I was the unicycle guy for nearly a decade

Dennis, that you?

# ? Nov 15, 2022 06:47

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rlcwydDUln1r0uzl6.mp4

# ? Nov 15, 2022 06:52

GoutPatrol: Oct 17, 2009; *Stupid Babby*

Jestery posted:

Put it this way

I got a full page spread in my city's newspaper and now, nigh fifteen year after putting down unicycling seriously I still get pinned as the unicycle guy from strangers who remember me from a random interaction/high school. I've been walking through my city and people will heckle me

"Eat a dick unicycle boy!"

At 1am on a main road

I seriously self owned myself in a really specific way that pops up infrequently enough that I forgot I was the unicycle guy for nearly a decade

I bet if you gained alot of weight or lost alot of weight this would not happen again.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 07:02

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

GoutPatrol posted:

I bet if you gained alot of weight or lost alot of weight this would not happen again.

Both unsuccessful

# ? Nov 15, 2022 07:04

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Trabant posted:

Dennis, that you?

Fuckin lol that's so great

# ? Nov 15, 2022 07:07

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Jestry you have to do something so outrageous that no one will remember that drat unicycle.

Run for president and on the first opportunity punch someone important.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 07:09

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

GoutPatrol posted:

I bet if you gained alot of weight or lost alot of weight this would not happen again.

Hey look it's that fat loving unicycle douche is not better than just loving unicycle douche.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 07:10

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Or just double down and ride a unicycle on stage for the debates

# ? Nov 15, 2022 07:11

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Lol

Thank you for the new AV and text

# ? Nov 15, 2022 07:37

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

Jestery posted:

Put it this way

I got a full page spread in my city's newspaper and now, nigh fifteen year after putting down unicycling seriously I still get pinned as the unicycle guy from strangers who remember me from a random interaction/high school. I've been walking through my city and people will heckle me

"Eat a dick unicycle boy!"

At 1am on a main road

I seriously self owned myself in a really specific way that pops up infrequently enough that I forgot I was the unicycle guy for nearly a decade

# ? Nov 15, 2022 07:38

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

# ? Nov 15, 2022 07:42

The Fattest PI: Mar 4, 2008

ah gently caress is that unicycle mod in here now

hahaha I googled "unicycle boy" and I stumbled into some schadenfreude

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/7148405.doctor-unicycle-provokes-anger-babys-family/
Can you imagine being so concerned about your ill infant, and the nurse is like "the doctor will see you soon", and then you see Dr Dipshit toddle by the door on his drat unicycle, i'm guessing with circus music playing.

and he does it for 2 hours hahahaha

# ? Nov 15, 2022 07:43

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Jestery posted:

General Bullshit � Schadenfreude Reboot: Eat a dick unicycle boy!

# ? Nov 15, 2022 07:51

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

The Fattest PI posted:

ah gently caress is that unicycle mod in here now

hahaha I googled "unicycle boy" and I stumbled into some schadenfreude

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/7148405.doctor-unicycle-provokes-anger-babys-family/
Can you imagine being so concerned about your ill infant, and the nurse is like "the doctor will see you soon", and then you see Dr Dipshit toddle by the door on his drat unicycle, i'm guessing with circus music playing.

and he does it for 2 hours hahahaha

Had to be in the UK, I can't imagine a mother being this patient elsewhere.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 08:05

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Jestery posted:

Both unsuccessful

I think they meant muscle

# ? Nov 15, 2022 08:28

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

https://twitter.com/Cryptadamist/status/1592276681800450048

# ? Nov 15, 2022 08:29

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Takes No Damage posted:

Yes! Validation!! :unsmith:

# ? Nov 15, 2022 08:59

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Takes No Damage posted:

Yes! Validation!!

Lol

# ? Nov 15, 2022 09:01

The Zombie Guy: Oct 25, 2008

Humphreys posted:

I got a good laugh out of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttfKum235Rg

Remember a few years back, when the US Supreme Court ruled that the police have no legal duty to protect you?

Well it turns out that the Supreme Court also decided that cops don't even need to know the laws they're trying to enforce.

So these idiot cops can just say "well, I thought it was illegal", and that will be a good enough.

The Schad is on everybody who interacts with police.

I'm super impressed with the young guy in the video for knowing his legalities, and for not allowing himself to be intimidated.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 09:10

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I'm not happy to learn about those supreme court decisions, US you better watch out before you enable the cops to just rove around attacking anyone at a whim and call it justice. I am already too late am I?

# ? Nov 15, 2022 09:18

Happy Landfill: Feb 26, 2011; I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

By popular demand posted:

I'm not happy to learn about those supreme court decisions, US you better watch out before you enable the cops to just rove around attacking anyone at a whim and call it justice. I am already too late am I?

You say that like they don't do that already

# ? Nov 15, 2022 09:24

bad_fmr: Nov 28, 2007

Chudge Dredd

# ? Nov 15, 2022 09:30

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

By popular demand posted:

I'm not happy to learn about those supreme court decisions, US you better watch out before you enable the cops to just rove around attacking anyone at a whim and call it justice. I am already too late am I?

Lmao, is this a serious post?

# ? Nov 15, 2022 09:36

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Happy Landfill posted:

You say that like they don't do that already

# ? Nov 15, 2022 09:49

droll: Jan 9, 2020; by Azathoth

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Lmao, is this a serious post?

Yes and don't call me surely

# ? Nov 15, 2022 10:17

crowtribe: Apr 2, 2013; I'm noice, therefore I am.; Grimey Drawer

LawfulWaffle posted:

Because I also think that video is pretty funny. :35 for the punchline, if you can�t wait that long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53Uh3RXIgBc

The worst part of this is her weak as piss husband/partner not even backing her up on this.

"She's upset about your flag," he says, taking absolutely no position on or issue with it himself.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 10:28

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

crowtribe posted:

The worst part of this is her weak as piss husband/partner not even backing her up on this.

"She's upset about your flag," he says, taking absolutely no position on or issue with it himself.

That is some weakass bullshit, I hope she turned her ire on him.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 10:45

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Lmao, is this a serious post?

You might be startled to learn that people outside of the US actually expect some level of accounting for the police. I keep finding out that it's way worse than I thought, but this is legit only a tiny step before you get to the loving Gestapo.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 11:02

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

By popular demand posted:

I'm not happy to learn about those supreme court decisions, US you better watch out before you enable the cops to just rove around attacking anyone at a whim and call it justice. I am already too late am I?

Or people could just stop giving a gently caress what a corrupt government says anymore and win the loving war against the citizens.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 11:04

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

It�s actually strong morals and personal principles that are going to stop nazis and child raping dynasties, like any of those people care what you say or think or are ever going to change anything they are doing from protest. :jerkbag:

# ? Nov 15, 2022 11:16

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

By popular demand posted:

You might be startled to learn that people outside of the US actually expect some level of accounting for the police. I keep finding out that it's way worse than I thought, but this is legit only a tiny step before you get to the loving Gestapo.

Lol I'd never be startled by ignorance any time, but it does read like satire.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 11:18

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

There were actually cops in town here implementing laws that were up for a vote on the November ballot in OCTOBER as if they were already law because they literally thought it was November and the vote had already happened. And wow, it was like supposed to be a vote but I guess we ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE loving RESULTS ARE GONNA BE HUH?

# ? Nov 15, 2022 11:28

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/HkmI9br.mp4

# ? Nov 15, 2022 12:20

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

What the hell is even going on?
Did blueshirt man wake up in a video game? Like those crappy 80's beat'em-ups?

# ? Nov 15, 2022 12:30

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Jestery posted:

Put it this way

I got a full page spread in my city's newspaper and now, nigh fifteen year after putting down unicycling seriously I still get pinned as the unicycle guy from strangers who remember me from a random interaction/high school. I've been walking through my city and people will heckle me

"Eat a dick unicycle boy!"

At 1am on a main road

I seriously self owned myself in a really specific way that pops up infrequently enough that I forgot I was the unicycle guy for nearly a decade

If you rode around with sickle blades attached to your pedals, they wouldn't be laughing now.

# ? Nov 15, 2022 13:03

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

If you rode around with sickle blades attached to your pedals, they wouldn't be laughing now.

Oof , the MTB pedals with pins was bad enough

# ? Nov 15, 2022 13:04

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

A big rear end ship got stuck on a bridge on Rio de Janeiro yesterday

https://twitter.com/disangermano/status/1592281680806830080

Here you can hear the moment it hits the bridge

# ? Nov 15, 2022 14:01