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kazil posted:Step 1: Fire 50-75% of all farmers Step 2: Store all eggs in a single basket
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He would build solar powered vertical farms in the desert but probably forget they need things like water, nutrients and transport infrastructure. Then he would try and transport everything in teslas.
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Nov 15, 2022 15:24
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Waiting for Elon to tweet about how to open pdf
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MikeJF posted:His solution will no doubt involve self driving food transport. Drone cargo ships costing twice that of a human crew crashing into docks and icebergs. Automated loaders dumping wheat into oil tanker holds. Foragebots harvesting two legged game in 'certain neighborhoods' of Johannesburg (later found to be a deliberate introduction of bad code). He'd arrive at the Soylent green solution within a week
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Nov 15, 2022 15:27
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Someone put together a thread with a timeline of what's gone on in the last week or so, there's a few things in there I hadn't seen. https://twitter.com/i/status/1592317592966168576
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Outrail posted:Drone cargo ships costing twice that of a human crew crashing into docks and icebergs. Automated loaders dumping wheat into oil tanker holds. Foragebots harvesting two legged game in 'certain neighborhoods' of Johannesburg (later found to be a deliberate introduction of bad code). But it’s not bad code if it’s doing exactly what it was programmed to do?
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"They can't crash because they're not programmed that way!"
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Icon Of Sin posted:But it’s not bad code if it’s doing exactly what it was programmed to do? They shouldn't have limited themselves to those neighbourhoods.
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SMARTEST MAN ON THE PLANET https://twitter.com/dennisbhooper/status/1592247212230160384?s=20&t=Q23_KYa0b8bff69CFZoyog
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Nov 15, 2022 15:34
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surely a racist wouldnt want to eat non white people? i mean they could, but wouldnt other racist cannibals look at it like scat eaters?
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also isnt the current Rick and Mort season literally about how Rick is in fact not the smartest thing in the multiverse and he even made a supa science space barrier hugbox/safespace to enforce the condition "smartest person in the universe" because he's a big baby.
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Squibbles posted:
it is almost like i didn't move out of the bay area i'm back
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Pookah posted:I have no ability to actually parse what all the errors/warnings that twitter is throwing up when you bring up the developer tools (I'm using firefox) and look at the console tab, but there appear to be a hell of a lot more of them than there were 2 days ago. it might just be because you have adblock on
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IShallRiseAgain posted:https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1592228112770924544?t=w9FpmFJ0RGXD4HOYwYx7Eg&s=19 lmao. Elon Musk: when the FNG is also the CEO
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PhazonLink posted:surely a racist wouldnt want to eat non white people? i mean they could, but wouldnt other racist cannibals look at it like scat eaters? Make a white hierarchy where you rank us best to worst, using whatever weird race science rules the Federal Klavern of American Dragon Wizards agree on, then people are allowed to "contract" those below them in the hierarchy to provide meat for sustenance. We could all get on Teams group chat and brag about how much more of ourselves we're sacrificing for our jobs, just like now, but in a 1970s scifi, heavy handed metaphor, kind of way. "Yep, thanks to my dedication I was able to get the family a below ground pool... can't use it myself, since Gavin McInnes ate my legs, but the point is I have it."
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Just lollin at the guy who works at twitter explaining in excruciating detail why twitter on Android "runs badly" And all the Elon dick riders coming out to @elon musk: WOW THIS GUY HAS AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM YOU SHOULD FIRE HIM!!!!! NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!
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Squibbles posted:They consulted a lot of people in the industry to make the show so it doesn't surprise me that it's surprisingly realistic. Apparently they talked to venture capital people and actually had to lower the dollar amounts they get for the company in the first season because the amount the VC's said they would be given was just not believable by an audience. This excerpt from the New Yorker article about the show is one of my favourites https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/how-silicon-valley-nails-silicon-valley quote:During one visit to Google’s headquarters, in Mountain View, about six writers sat in a conference room with Astro Teller, the head of GoogleX, who wore a midi ring and kept his long hair in a ponytail. “Most of our research meetings are fun, but this one was uncomfortable,” Kemper told me. GoogleX is the company’s “moonshot factory,” devoted to projects, such as self-driving cars, that are difficult to build but might have monumental impact. Hooli, a multibillion-dollar company on “Silicon Valley,” bears a singular resemblance to Google. (The Google founder Larry Page, in Fortune: “We’d like to have a bigger impact on the world by doing more things.” Hooli’s C.E.O., in season two: “I don’t want to live in a world where someone makes the world a better place better than we do.”) The previous season, Hooli had launched HooliXYZ, its own “moonshot factory,” whose experiments were slapstick absurdities: monkeys who use bionic arms to masturbate; powerful cannons for launching potatoes across a room. “He claimed he hadn’t seen the show, and then he referred many times to specific things that had happened on the show,” Kemper said. “His message was, ‘We don’t do stupid things here. We do things that actually are going to change the world, whether you choose to make fun of that or not.’ ” (Teller could not be reached for comment.)
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I am a petty and jealous man and the thought of him getting Grimes pregnant is too much to bear. Also lol.
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Bobcats posted:I am a petty and jealous man and the thought of him getting Grimes pregnant is too much to bear. The Grimes that was gonna kill herself in one of the dumbest know-nothing hipster misadventures ever?
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MrQwerty posted:The Grimes that was gonna kill herself in one of the dumbest know-nothing hipster misadventures ever? She is a collosally stupid woman from all appearances, it's kind of impressive really
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Nov 15, 2022 16:02
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"Grimes" is one of those ironic names, right?
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Jippa posted:"Grimes" is one of those ironic names, right? Based on photos and her music. I would say it is pretty descriptive.
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Data Graham posted:Waiting for Elon to tweet about how to open pdf its like that gimmick either wint or dasharez0ne did where they type a google search in to twitter by accident except he keeps actually doing it
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SwimNurd posted:Based on photos and her music. I would say it is pretty descriptive. Nominative determinism strikes again!
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Head of “Code Aesthetics” sacked by the Boer https://twitter.com/thinkingfish/status/1592522358581264384
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https://twitter.com/thinkingfish/status/1590814677936017408 Not wrong.
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yeah if I was at Twitter right now I'd be leaning hard into making him fire me today
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I'd be making fun of him publicly. Go ahead, get me on those sweet sweet California unemployment benefits, you contemptible toad man
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MrQwerty posted:yeah if I was at Twitter right now I'd be leaning hard into making him fire me today loudly watching netflix with code typer up? http://www.aniket.co/labs/codetyper/
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I'm not up on my big programmer hierarchy titles. Code aesthetics = Refactoring lead? Internal style manager?
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https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1592215847358996485 I'm still in awe at how Musk's thinking really went: 1. "The twitter app is slow because it executes 1200 RPCs on startup" (this appears to be false) 2. "Twitter has approximately the same number of microservices running in its backend" (this seems unlikely, unless he's referring to individual machines) 3. "Therefore, the number of microservices determines the number of RPCs" (this seems very wrong unless Twitter architecture is truly ludicrous) 4. "Therefore, by just shutting down microservices we will directly improve app performance" (this is just completely insane)
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goatface posted:I'm not up on my big programmer hierarchy titles. Code aesthetics = Refactoring lead? Internal style manager? Sounds like he knew what he was doing https://twitter.com/igb/status/1592535397984514048
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Robo Reagan posted:its like that gimmick either wint or dasharez0ne did where they type a google search in to twitter by accident except he keeps actually doing it Sex gifs
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I feel like Elon's gotta be firing these people thinking smugly about how they'll never work again because Elon Musk, Cool Billionaire Guy, fired them so clearly nobody else will want to hire them, and that'll make the other employees behave and stop complaining.
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so remind me california's at will and he can basically do that right? it would be funny if the boss of twitter has to argue in court that he had cause to fire an employee cause he argued with him on twitter
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goatface posted:I'm not up on my big programmer hierarchy titles. Code aesthetics = Refactoring lead? Internal style manager? Those sorts of joke job titles can be interpretive. I’d assume he was a very influential programmer on the backend and also worked on some of the API. Probably a prolific and respected code reviewer.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I feel like Elon's gotta be firing these people thinking smugly about how they'll never work again because Elon Musk, Cool Billionaire Guy, fired them so clearly nobody else will want to hire them, and that'll make the other employees behave and stop complaining. He's probably thinking of all the money the company is saving by not paying their salary! And you don't have to cook a lunch for him anymore, even more savings! Business genius!
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MrQwerty posted:The Grimes that was gonna kill herself in one of the dumbest know-nothing hipster misadventures ever? she almost died of malnutrition as well when toying with the idea of a diet that consisted of only spaghetti?
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