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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Those sorts of joke job titles can be interpretive. She. Yao's got a bunch of papers under her belt in distributed systems research and caching performance and is a _principal engineer_ at Twitter. She's been there for 12 years, her brain is worth so loving much to Twitter. Elon is the biggest loving idiot I've ever seen.
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it's important to note that Elon Musk is profoundly stupid.
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Nov 15, 2022 16:34
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Im so extremely happy Musk has such a fragile ego that he does this kind of poo poo
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Nov 15, 2022 16:35
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Browsing around, seems like a lot of people got fired today.
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https://twitter.com/caseynewton/status/1592539948745650176?s=46&t=WECUnvKQpcnlhU3eKVRxLA It does sound like he’s going after anyone who says anything negative about him no matter how necessary they are
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Nov 15, 2022 16:37
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Sure is awesome that one manchild billionaire can gently caress with thousands of people’s livelihoods because he’s a dweeb that can’t take criticism or be professional.
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anyone left should absolutely be using all of this information to speedrun their UI benefits unless they are a true bazingaFrank Frank posted:Sure is awesome that one manchild billionaire can gently caress with thousands of people’s livelihoods because he’s a dweeb that can’t take criticism or be professional. lmao I got treated like this by a guy that used to be a manager at a Boot Barn before he backstabbed his way into the management of a drug manufacturing plant, I had no doubt in my mind about the born-rich Boer
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Frank Frank posted:Sure is awesome that one manchild billionaire can gently caress with thousands of people’s livelihoods because he’s a dweeb that can’t take criticism or be professional. honestly gonna have to narrow it down because bezos used that bs about giving his money away to help everyone to hide the fact he's laying off thousands of people lol
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Nov 15, 2022 16:39
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Nov 15, 2022 16:42
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MrQwerty posted:anyone left should absolutely be using all of this information to speedrun their UI benefits unless they are a true bazinga Put in for 2 weeks vacation starting tomorrow "better enjoy it because you are fired when you get back!"
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Nov 15, 2022 16:44
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Mr. Lobe posted:She is a collosally stupid woman from all appearances, it's kind of impressive really You once again do have to hand it to Azealia Banks 
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Nov 15, 2022 16:45
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https://twitter.com/Carnage4Life/status/1592456205511053312?s=20&t=6AWEeaj5xwqFYca5RbTXfg and this acc is a pro watch before it gets banned https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit
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Nov 15, 2022 16:45
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starting to believe that article yesterday that said the code-freeze was because he's afraid engineers will sabotage the code on their way out. great culture
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Nov 15, 2022 16:46
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https://mobile.twitter.com/davidgerard/status/1592507176584896513 Madly giggling
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smellmycheese posted:Head of “Code Aesthetics” sacked by the Boer I'm almost in favor of this firing simply because fuuuuuuuuuck people who festoon work PCs with dumbass stickers. Dipshits like me have to clean that poo poo off, ya know. EDit: At least they oriented the stickers correctly for when the laptop is open
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Spuckuk posted:You once again do have to hand it to Azealia Banks A big lol that apparently nusk invited her over to try and have a threesome with her and Grimes
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MrQwerty posted:yeah if I was at Twitter right now I'd be leaning hard into making him fire me today I don't work at Twitter and kind of want to get Musk to fire me today. bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/caseynewton/status/1592539948745650176?s=46&t=WECUnvKQpcnlhU3eKVRxLA I wonder what policy they violated. If they could point to the section in the employee handbook that lays out this rule.
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this has gotta be on purpose, like it's some weird tax scam or insurance scheme that only rich people have access to, right? where it turns out you can multiply your already-excessive wealth by counterintuitively producing even less value than there was before i know he's stupid as gently caress but he has enough money to hire some very smart and cynical people. and i'm just too old to watch the bank burn and not look for the senator out back handing a novelty cheque to the owner
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Slotducks posted:it's important to note that Elon Musk is profoundly stupid. Its more important to note that the information above is profoundly understated.
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INT. TWITTER EXECUTIVE BATHROOM - SUNRISE Sunlight strikes the far wall through the frosted window glass. Another day and night have passed for our protagonists in this increasingly desperate situation. The bathroom is a total wreck -- unspooled toilet paper strewn everywhere across the floor, stall doors swinging loosely on broken hinges. A shattered sink lays in the corner, its former pipe on the far wall guttering out spurts of water and adding to the ruin. The phrase "GCU OF COURSE I STILL LOVE YOU" is spray-painted across what was once luxurious redwood wall paneling. ELON MUSK paces frantically in the middle of the room, his pupils dilated into a thousand-yard stare, shivering and scratching incessantly at his forearms.
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Nov 15, 2022 16:52
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can one of you hardcore coders make something that changes that drat crylaugh emote into something less upsetting, idk, goatse maybe? (oh no microservices obviously)
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Adolf Glitter posted:can one of you hardcore coders make something that changes that drat crylaugh emote into something less upsetting, idk, goatse maybe?  but change the text to microservices
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A LOVELY LAD posted:A big lol that apparently nusk invited her over to try and have a threesome with her and Grimes Azaelia Banks is the living embodiment of the scorpion/frog fable. If you invite her into your life you deserve everything you get.
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Nov 15, 2022 16:57
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Random Stranger posted:I wonder what policy they violated. If they could point to the section in the employee handbook that lays out this rule. they made his peepee and feefees feel bad. also again lol at poo poo talking on company channels/hardware.
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/davidgerard/status/1592507176584896513 Ah this must be one of those microservices I hear tell about. Legally functioning in Europe.
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goatface posted:I'm not up on my big programmer hierarchy titles. Code aesthetics = Refactoring lead? Internal style manager? From what I can tell it's not an industry thing, it's a cute fun job title. Which means she's important enough and unique enough to give herself a cute fun job title because everybody in the company knows who she is and what she does. From a quick Google it looks like she's the person who solves the difficult problems on how to make Twitter operate at scale as a massive coherent global distributed system with high responsivity. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Nov 15, 2022 |
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The two Ukraine war threads I follow are nicknamed Dumbkirk and Dumberkirk. This honestly might be Dumbestkirk.
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/davidgerard/status/1592507176584896513 Oh my god, if you gently caress with GDPR you get big fines. Like 4% of total annual revenue big. 
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Perestroika posted:Oh my god, if you gently caress with GDPR you get big fines. Like 4% of total annual revenue big. Well luckily he's really loving up total annual revenue, so the fines will be lower.
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Perestroika posted:Oh my god, if you gently caress with GDPR you get big fines. Like 4% of total annual revenue big. Ah this must be his master plan, because I'm pretty sure his revenue is negative at this point.
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boofhead posted:this has gotta be on purpose, like it's some weird tax scam or insurance scheme that only rich people have access to, right? where it turns out you can multiply your already-excessive wealth by counterintuitively producing even less value than there was before No, I'm pretty sure it's that he's just that stupid
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Good for morale when the CEO himself is monitoring internal chat for Anti-Elon sentiment. Probably also good that he relies on various right wing mutants like catturd or Ian Miles Chong for engineering advice.
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Perestroika posted:Oh my god, if you gently caress with GDPR you get big fines. Like 4% of total annual revenue big. Can't pay 4% of your revenue if you nuke all your revenue streams in a giant manchild tantrum 
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Perestroika posted:Oh my god, if you gently caress with GDPR you get big fines. Like 4% of total annual revenue big. Can't take 4% of 0. [Taps forehead] Unironically, getting fired from Twitter for politely telling Elon to shut up is going to be a badge of honor. The people cheering on the firings don't get that these are people in high demand who have just had a huge cash windfall and Elon is telling the world that they're now looking for work. I'm sure they aren't happy to see their work burn to the ground because an arsonist moved in, but they're better off after firing than they were immediately before.
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Perestroika posted:Oh my god, if you gently caress with GDPR you get big fines. Like 4% of total annual revenue big. Just ignore, what are they going to do, not have twitter? 
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Guze posted:Good for morale when the CEO himself is monitoring internal chat for Anti-Elon sentiment. The goodness is off the charts
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Imagine the tantrums when the FTC comes at them over the consent decree and Europe over the GDPR at the same time.
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SirPhoebos posted:Just ignore, what are they going to do, not have twitter? probably? like Zuck tried that with the EU and he's the one that folded. Also reminded that Zuck styles his robo hair like a roman emperor.
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