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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Foo Diddley posted:

oh happy birthday emfive! :toot:

you're what, 21 now?

No I'm worrying about gray hairs!!





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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
One of these days I'm going to use those wavy pastas in my sig in some kind of casserole

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



wait a minute...

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
https://twitter.com/BirdRespecter/status/1592375587171373057

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Filthy Hans posted:

haven't seen you around for a while, Random Blue

here's a pun to entice you to stick around

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1592563982090801152

gently caress, I usually wait until you're gone to start posting but I screwed up this time. poo poo

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

triple sulk posted:

unironically cap the voting age at 55ish

Florida and Texas take notes.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

CaptainBeefart posted:

wait a minute...

I could wish for such a thing but I assure you that I am far too fragile for the most mundane of his stunts

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

CaptainBeefart posted:

wait a minute...

lmao

emfive do the trick with one of the dolls

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


this one I post in your honor, Joementum

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1592612800916262913

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

triple sulk posted:

unironically cap the voting age at 55ish

Logan’s Run To The Polls!

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

the Oath Keeper trial is going well for everyone:

https://twitter.com/JordanOnRecord/status/1592628468705300480?s=20&t=XOOSMiHIVmPQA3xLp9FWcg

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp



lmao

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Lol, "refocus our military on lethal defense instead of woke nonsense".

I'm imagining drill instructors yelling their pronouns and the name of the indigenous people the land they're standing on belongs to.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Somewhere in this country a boomer has absolutely sent food back to the restaurant kitchen because it was too woke

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/mugshawtys/status/1592614758611841024

Mugshawtys seems to be focusing on women who sass cops these days

or maybe cops are just arresting more young women, who knows, I'm no criminologist

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao

emfive do the trick with one of the dolls

I'm not sure what the current in-progress doll status is, a couple of little bitty 4" dolls sold just the other day, each had a doll. Dolls with dolls is kind-of my wife's brand. You get a handmade doll with handmade clothing, and the doll has a handmade doll with handmade clothing. Old ladies (well older than us) seem to really like that.

The dolls are worth hundreds of dollars so I don't use them for many stunts, not that I do stunts.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

lol don't take the stand in your own defense everybody

https://twitter.com/JordanOnRecord/status/1592629931636183040?s=20&t=XOOSMiHIVmPQA3xLp9FWcg

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Somewhere in this country a boomer has absolutely sent food back to the restaurant kitchen because it was too woke

my mom was pre-boomer but she used to bitch about food all the time because she was bipolar and also BPD/NPD and I'm here to say that that poo poo gets old really fast when you're a family member

if she had thought of "too woke" or had seen it on TV it would have happened for sure, "why is this not curly parsley on the side?" etc

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

triple sulk posted:

unironically cap the voting age at 55ish

69

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

leaves me a few years :dance:

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

triple sulk posted:

unironically cap the posting age at 55ish

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


do you think 69'ing at 69 gets to be more difficult given the increased ball elasticity

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Zerg Mans posted:

do you think 69'ing at 69 gets to be more difficult given the increased ball elasticity

you just tie them around your leg

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

William Bear posted:

Lol, "refocus our military on lethal defense instead of woke nonsense".

I'm imagining drill instructors yelling their pronouns and the name of the indigenous people the land they're standing on belongs to.

you laugh but that is what Fox News watchers believe is happening

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



where is the announcement

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/ScooterCasterNY/status/1592628056883367936

TRUMP OR DEATH

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


What a noob. The obvious answer is the original MW2.

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Schmoe Cwead posted:

TRUMP OR DEATH

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Fat tweet check until 4

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

9PM?? lmao


didn't know trunmp was live mas crew

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

poo poo I still have time to make it!!

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

This is worse than when Obama told him he'd never be president

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

drat.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



lol at the calm stomps

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service
trump announcement is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bedzkv2DGlM

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

oh here we go now the libs are gonna pass fork control :rolleyes:

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

i mean, okay

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

new Lpzie just dropped

https://twitter.com/888showerbeers/status/1592387718310690817

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Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

If they want death :shrug:

Who are we to stop them

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