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NORMAN NORMAN NORMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL I'M NOT TO KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING IF YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING, NORMAN 
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https://twitter.com/DominicRaab/status/1592820403676020737
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Nov 16, 2022 12:07
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Bobby Deluxe posted:https://twitter.com/debarghya_das/status/1592214346289274880?t=Y_RKi7neGn061tGFODUjVQ&s=19 Twitter at least has uh some extenuating circumstances though (a complete literal maniac bought the company and on his first day arbitrarily decided he didn't need all the people that make that company go). Meanwhile isn't Robinhood something crypto-ish?
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Nov 16, 2022 12:35
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feedmegin posted:Twitter at least has uh some extenuating circumstances though (a complete literal maniac bought the company and on his first day arbitrarily decided he didn't need all the people that make that company go). Meanwhile isn't Robinhood something crypto-ish? The only Robinhood I know of was Nottingham Council's attempt to operate an energy supplier, but that's defunct a couple of years back. E: went looking. They are a finance related company and they have done crypto trading, but they're mostly stocks. Hopefully this is them laying off the entire crypto team. Jedit fucked around with this message at 12:53 on Nov 16, 2022 |
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Nov 16, 2022 12:51
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RobinHood is an app that lets you invest in stocks without paying broker fees. It is the driver behind r/WallStreetBets which you might remember from them buying GameStop stocks such that hedge funds lost billions of dollars because they had tried to short those stocks (gambling that the price would go down, and since WSB inflated the price, their gamble failed)
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Nov 16, 2022 12:58
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Inflation report: Pack of 16 bog rolls from Waitrose was £6 late March and is now £7.25 = 21% inflation in 8 months.
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Nov 16, 2022 13:20
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Yeah but if you can’t afford to eat then you won’t need to go as much so it’s probably net 0
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Nov 16, 2022 13:23
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https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1592853088771411968
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Nov 16, 2022 13:28
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Inflation report: I get the nice quilted poo poo and a pack of 9 in Tesco has gone from £5 to £7.75 in about 18 months
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Nov 16, 2022 13:28
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My local has a pack of 9 for £11. The price has near doubled in 12 months. Guess I'll have to start pooping less
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Nov 16, 2022 13:32
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just go to aldi they cost like £3-4 for 9 rolls depending on how thick you want them
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Nov 16, 2022 13:34
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One of these costs £18 Mine's already paid for itself many times over, and it's much kinder for middle aged intimate sensitivities I just use paper to dry
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Nov 16, 2022 13:34
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1965917 posted:9 for £11  Wet poo can't melt quilted weave.
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Nov 16, 2022 13:35
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I poop into a bag, the savings speak for themselves.
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Nov 16, 2022 13:36
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https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1592594664267583488
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Nov 16, 2022 13:42
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Guavanaut posted:If The Conservatives' Russell Findlay wants a solution to any problem that starts with "prisons are full" he'd do well taking advice from places where they are less full than promoting the rhetoric of places where they are more full. There is also work that can be done to improve the internal running of prisons. (By which I mean "What do prisons do with prisoners on a daily basis? Like do you want them to be places of rehabilitation? If so how do you go about that. Offer more education/addiction counseling/ behavior's therapy programs. Etc...) Obviously these are politically difficult things to do (It's very easy for the tabloids/conservatives to spin it as "criminal scum get a holiday and learn useful things while in prison!" And while the results are good medium to long term, they can be difficult to quantify in the short term.) I am reminded of a story that I was told by staff from the Irish Prison services. They had a number of Australian Prison Service Officers come over as part of a cross country exchange of information exercise. Supposedly the Australian officers were really surprised at how the Irish Prison services operated. The quote I remember was... "You talk to your prisoners? With us, if we aren't putting them in holes and beating them with sticks, we are shooting them for running away." So yeah....that was a thing.
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Nov 16, 2022 13:47
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Inflation report: I beefed up my stockpile when Brexit occurred, been making GBS threads on the cheap since 2020.  Being a hoarder only pays off in the long term.
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Nov 16, 2022 14:02
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just train your body to only take a dump while at work, saving on paper, water, and hand soap
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Nov 16, 2022 14:03
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Didn't they already try to get her deselected by saying she had little support (ie encouraging people to think they should vote for someone else) but she won every ward? Yes https://www.politicshome.com/news/a...rty-is-underway feedmegin posted:Meanwhile isn't Robinhood something crypto-ish? Robinhood is a trading platform but they really pushed Crypto as well, then locked people's accounts out from selling (you could still buy lol) when things like AMC popped and then left their customers with the bags when it crashed again - they were referred to the SEC as were their venture capitalist overlords. Ofcourse they're still in operation and still practicing predatory business ideas. They're commonly known as the place all new traders or people FOMOing on meme stocks and then lose all their money. e: lol musk, I hope he's the only one left after this week: '“Going forward, to build a breakthrough Twitter 2.0 and succeed in an increasingly competitive world, we will need to be extremely hardcore. This will mean working long hours at high intensity. Only exceptional performance will constitute a passing grade,” Musk wrote.' Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Nov 16, 2022 |
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Nov 16, 2022 14:04
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kecske posted:just train your body to only take a dump while at work, saving on paper, water, and hand soap I only go into the office once a month so it's going to be tough but I'll do my best
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Nov 16, 2022 14:05
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Going to the office to destroy the toilet with a megaturd which is finally repaired just in time for your next office visit.
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Nov 16, 2022 14:06
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Training my body to maximum efficiency where 98% of all food is converted to energy and I poo poo a single pellet every quarter.
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Nov 16, 2022 14:09
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keep punching joe posted:Training my body to maximum efficiency where 98% of all food is converted to energy and I poo poo a single pellet every quarter. Wasting valuable biomass, citizen. Twelve social credits deducted - you are no longer allowed to stand still outside for longer than five seconds.
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Nov 16, 2022 14:14
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Investigation says not guilty = no problem. Investigation says guilty = "I believe in redemption", "full confidence" = no problem.
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Nov 16, 2022 14:16
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As well as paying locals to pretend to be fans of the various teams the Qataris are already beating up journalists for , erm, reporting on the World Cup. https://twitter.com/theipaper/status/1592847151406911489
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Nov 16, 2022 14:25
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kecske posted:just train your body to only take a dump while at work, saving on paper, water, and hand soap We only go in the office on a Monday, otherwise WFH and I'm also on leave this week. So I reckon I would be up like a barrage balloon if I did that. (Do you youngsters know what barrage balloons are just as a matter of interest?)
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Nov 16, 2022 14:34
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smellmycheese posted:As well as paying locals to pretend to be fans of the various teams the Qataris are already beating up journalists for , erm, reporting on the World Cup. Who could have guessed the authoritarian dictatorship of an absolute monarchy that rules by force would do something like this. Oh right, FIFA, the greedy bribe-suckling cunts
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Nov 16, 2022 14:35
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Guavanaut posted:Coincidence? 
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Nov 16, 2022 14:38
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keep punching joe posted:Training my body to maximum efficiency where 98% of all food is converted to energy and I poo poo a single pellet every quarter. Nibbler?
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Nov 16, 2022 14:52
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smellmycheese posted:As well as paying locals to pretend to be fans of the various teams the Qataris are already beating up journalists for , erm, reporting on the World Cup. The Question IRL posted:"You talk to your prisoners? With us, if we aren't putting them in holes and beating them with sticks, we are shooting them for running away." It seems to work too when you compare recidivism rates, but Sweden having some functioning welfare state might help with that too. It helps avoid the glorification of violence too, plenty of revolutionary figures went through brutal imprisonment, but nobody wants to follow the revolutionary whining of
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Nov 16, 2022 14:54
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smellmycheese posted:As well as paying locals to pretend to be fans of the various teams the Qataris are already beating up journalists for , erm, reporting on the World Cup. It says theyre private security guards not cops? And noone seemed to get beaten up? Youtube is full of worse than this from here in this country.
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Nov 16, 2022 15:01
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:We only go in the office on a Monday, otherwise WFH and I'm also on leave this week. So I reckon I would be up like a barrage balloon if I did that. (Do you youngsters know what barrage balloons are just as a matter of interest?) Not a youngster but yes ;p mind you nobody alive other than maybe my 96 year old gran is going to have seen one in person, presumably you included 
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Nov 16, 2022 15:12
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Diet Crack posted:e: lol musk, I hope he's the only one left after this week: I have noticed with interest he has fired 50% of his staff and now expects the remaining 50% percent to work 80 hour weeks. hmmm 50% of 80 hours is what, exactly?  (I somehow doubt their salaries are being doubled to compensate) feedmegin fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Nov 16, 2022 |
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Nov 16, 2022 15:13
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Really hoping he ends today with 5 people, all of them managers, none who know how to code
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Nov 16, 2022 15:19
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feedmegin posted:Not a youngster but yes ;p mind you nobody alive other than maybe my 96 year old gran is going to have seen one in person, presumably you included I've definitely seen one a few times, it would be late 60s/early 70s. Don't know what it was doing, but my parents seemed to think it was quite normal.
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Nov 16, 2022 15:21
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Tells you whether Tesco is open or under threat of air raid.
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Nov 16, 2022 15:22
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NotJustANumber99 posted:It says theyre private security guards not cops? And noone seemed to get beaten up? Youtube is full of worse than this from here in this country. The Qatar Defender has logged on
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Nov 16, 2022 15:28
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I didn't realise Elon was the leader of Qatar
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Nov 16, 2022 15:32
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smellmycheese posted:The Qatar Defender has logged on Probably easier than defending Elon at this point.
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Also lol at saying the UK is worse as if we're not a fash country
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