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TulliusCicero posted:Lol a drone bomb is going to off the wealthiest man in the world, and everyone is going to shrug Let's be honest, a guy in a nodescript business suit could walk in, pop him twice with a silenced pistol, and nobody would bat an eyelid at this point. We'd just all agree it was an absolutely tragic suicide.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Let's be honest, a guy in a nodescript business suit could walk in, pop him twice with a silenced pistol, and nobody would bat an eyelid at this point. We'd just all agree it was an absolutely tragic suicide.
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Nov 16, 2022 15:09
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hotdog feet posted:Taking 3 months of severance seems like a great deal
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Nov 16, 2022 15:12
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Meanwhile, on the new and improved Twitter.... We have an update! https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592878645218926592
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Nov 16, 2022 15:13
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IBroughttheFunk posted:We have an update! Okay that one was kind of funny
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Nov 16, 2022 15:17
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goddamn I hope someone leaks the results of that click here to get paid to leave survey, it's going to be incredible. then Melon will play it off like a joke and say jk you're all fired now
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Nov 16, 2022 15:22
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how the gently caress is Elon Musk supposed to bring Jimmy Fallon (dead) back to life? he's a CEO not a wizard
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Nov 16, 2022 15:22
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Ups_rail posted:i wonder if elon will impregnaut anyone at twitter He’s been on a stimulant bender and/or manic episode for about a month now. What do you think?
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Nov 16, 2022 15:27
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https://twitter.com/sawyermerritt/status/1592232095434567680?s=46&t=glpA7ch0ZA6-tGw1dbqITA
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Nov 16, 2022 15:32
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greazeball posted:goddamn I hope someone leaks the results of that click here to get paid to leave survey, it's going to be incredible. I'm guessing 62% of Twitter's remaining staff refuse to engage with it. I'd like the number to be higher, though, and Elon has to strip Twitter down beyond the point of collapse. I almost wrote that if the number was that high his Muskiness would have to humuliatingly back down, but we know he's going to keep doubling down here. I know if I got that kind of ultimatum from my employer my first instinct would be to not touch anything and contact an employment attorney because I'd be drat suspicious of it.
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Nov 16, 2022 15:32
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love spending $75 on nonfunctional glassware
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Nov 16, 2022 15:35
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Recreating the drinking horn, but in miniature?
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Nov 16, 2022 15:35
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does it fit in the cupholder?
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https://twitter.com/adamndsmith/status/1592803343059283968 Sounds about right
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Nov 16, 2022 15:39
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@Elon, fire him please
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Nov 16, 2022 15:41
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Oh is that what "hardcore" meant?
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Nov 16, 2022 15:41
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The big three industries interested in separating the easily led from their money.
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Nov 16, 2022 15:43
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The chuds on /r/JoeRogan adopted "freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences" without the self awareness to see how that runs directly contrary to their decade of bitching and moaning that they can't call people slurs anymore.
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Nov 16, 2022 15:49
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"Jimmy Fallon? The only thing he should host is a parasite" Stoklasa, Mike. 2016
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IBroughttheFunk posted:We have an update! It's like looking through the bars into a zoo of idiot manchildren lol
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Kale posted:How far is Elon from pointing a gun at an employee and demanding an employee hop inside of a model rocket he built or else? What, again? 
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kazil posted:Are we sure Fallon wasn't actually trying to make a joke there? Hes never made one yet, so its hard to tell
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I just find a better picture on what is going on:
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fuctifino posted:What, again? Ali n's are going to find this thing cratered into Mars and wonder how a species so stupid managed to get it up there.
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Nov 16, 2022 16:17
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fuctifino posted:What, again? There’s a body in that suit, and nobody will convince me otherwise 
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Nov 16, 2022 16:17
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Trump: "Working hard, thank you!" Elon: "Going hard in the taint"
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Nov 16, 2022 16:18
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14 hour code days are not going to bring advertisers back
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Nov 16, 2022 16:20
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Nov 16, 2022 16:23
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Elon Musk is a rubbery motherfucker, holy poo poo Like the texture of a glove
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Nov 16, 2022 16:29
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They missed the dude on the right holding an invisible dick
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Nov 16, 2022 16:32
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TulliusCicero posted:Elon Musk is a rubbery motherfucker, holy poo poo Thats what happens when youre afraid of getting old and jam botulism innyour face every second day
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Bleusilences posted:I just find a better picture on what is going on: lmao, perfect
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SuddenCactus posted:https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1592801188277538818 And... nobody agrees to those incredibly worker-friendly terms and gets fired. Queue Elmo complaining about "Nobody wants to work anymore." 
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Nov 16, 2022 16:56
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Nov 16, 2022 16:59
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Sign this document waiving your rights as an employee or else I'll punish you with giving you 3 months severance to find a job that doesn't suck
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meatpimp posted:And... nobody agrees to those incredibly worker-friendly terms and gets fired. you underestimate how many weirdos there are that think the weird app they are working on is going to somehow save and change the world, so they absolutely want to work 100 hour weeks on it. You could talk to a dude who's building an app to use machine learning to analyze farts and create NFTs of your farts and they'll be absolutely convinced that somehow their work is Important and they absolutely need to sleep at the office to do it.
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Nov 16, 2022 17:06
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musk is actually gonna try to turn twitter into a payment processor lol
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crime weed posted:musk is actually gonna try to turn twitter into a payment processor lol from paypal he was born, to paypal he shall return
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fuctifino posted:What, again? Fortunately, Musk’s attempts to bring the Locnar to earth failed.
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