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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Hatebag posted:

I don't think so, he should rock a killer stache like his dad


if everyone used to look like this, being into phrenology prolly used to be a lot more reasonable

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


what has he been eating

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

tacodaemon posted:

Learn About The Pill That Hopes To Study Your "Pre-Farts" And What It Means For Digestion




Ill fart the pill

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



british terf (lol "feminist") update


https://twitter.com/davieclegg/status/1592954263512453121

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Consummate Professional posted:

listen folks they don’t want me to talk about it so I won’t. but they call him blade! he’s a day walker folks! no one knew what a day walker is before I became president


Joementum posted:

you’re gonna be so immortal you’ll get sick of being immortal and you’ll say please please mister lestat don’t make me immortal and I’ll say NO I turned you and you’re immortal now

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Eleven Eleven posted:

Isn't sperm count decline mostly due to microplastics?

in large part but the health of our food and increasingly sedentary lives also play a part, sitting too long affects sperm count supposedly

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

a.lo posted:

what has he been eating

looks like cum, and he's running out

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Mayor Dave posted:

in large part but the health of our food and increasingly sedentary lives also play a part, sitting too long affects sperm count supposedly

Did u know riding bikes for a real long time can affect sperm count? Makes u think

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




https://twitter.com/LilySimpson1312/status/1592763618894184448

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

if everyone used to look like this, being into phrenology prolly used to be a lot more reasonable

phreno evil

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

titty_baby_ posted:

Did u know riding bikes for a real long time can affect sperm count? Makes u think

it’ll wreck your hole, that’s for sure

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!

Consummate Professional posted:

it’ll wreck your hole, that’s for sure

is...is this why pfc does it

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/slowberlin/status/1592838436138127361

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

Learn About The Pill That Hopes To Study Your "Pre-Farts" And What It Means For Digestion




lol if you hit "preview post" and dont "justpost"

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

make the y axis average right wing IQ and you got yourself a graph

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1592287177542696963

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

if everyone used to look like this, being into phrenology prolly used to be a lot more reasonable

Well that hair and face are due to surgeries, so you can put the calipers away

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Foo Diddley posted:

make the y axis average right wing IQ and you got yourself a graph

yeah because right wing circles were real salons in the 1970s, every one the equal of the Algonquin Round Table

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1592945103303499778

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Filthy Hans posted:

yeah because right wing circles were real salons in the 1970s, every one the equal of the Algonquin Round Table

graph tops out at 100

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

the porn parody has largely gone the way of the dodo, now it's wall-to-wall gonzo porn and if there's any dialog it's to establish that the younger pornstar isn't rimming their parent, but rather rimming their step-parent

thank you

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Ben i think u will find that the institution of marriage is unrelated to making babies

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

PyPy posted:

just poo poo your pants. very presidential

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

matt walsh has the most shameful beard just ugly as sin giving a bad name to us beautiful beardos elsewhere

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020


lol forgot about this dude

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Consummate Professional posted:

listen folks they don’t want me to talk about it so I won’t. but they call him blade! he’s a day walker folks! no one knew what a day walker is before I became president

Substandard posted:

Van Helsings have treated vampires very unfairly, much like your favorite President.

Joementum posted:

you’re gonna be so immortal you’ll get sick of being immortal and you’ll say please please mister lestat don’t make me immortal and I’ll say NO I turned you and you’re immortal now

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/walkthesunnyway/status/1592846429965660161?s=46&t=lSWBlpTFRgNj16-WLO6OhA

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

new kind of cat posted:

matt walsh has the most shameful beard just ugly as sin giving a bad name to us beautiful beardos elsewhere

Everything about Matt Walsh is reprehensible. He's a disgusting human being.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020


sex and free pc games from jesus christ. congrats pypy

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

:ohno:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

gratz! how was it

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

obligatory "well, jesus was hung" joke

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Vim Fuego posted:

gratz! how was it

I’m now a victim of ransomware

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Greg Legg posted:

Everything about Matt Walsh is reprehensible. He's a disgusting human being.

yeah i really want to fight him in the ring and make him humble

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

cum pray, my lord

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

bebop esq posted:

obligatory "well, jesus was hung" joke

it’s not obligatory

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

lumpentroll posted:

it’s not obligatory

it is now

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