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wesleywillis posted:I peed at the side of the road, does that count? Every road trip with me carries the immediate and looming threat of having to help me find suitable wiping materials in an isolated place. My body doesn’t give a poo poo where we are, Dave! I am going to poo poo over the side of this guardrail on the abandoned highway whether you like it or not, so go get me a loving branch with soft leaves!!!
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I'm usually good if I take my morning dump, but I always carry poo poo tickets and either wipes or sanitizer with me. Just in case.
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Nov 16, 2022 14:31
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Always keep a roll of TP in the glove compartment. And I’ve done some work on cars in strange places, but engine swap on the side of the road is next level My hats off to you, you crazy bastard
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Nov 16, 2022 14:38
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Fast Orange and a shop towel is pretty much a wetwipe.
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Nov 16, 2022 14:57
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LifeSunDeath posted:Fast Orange and a shop towel is pretty much a wetwipe. nooooooooooo my butthooooooleeee
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LifeSunDeath posted:Fast Orange and a shop towel is pretty much a wetwipe. Oh my god 
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Nov 16, 2022 16:32
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LifeSunDeath posted:Fast Orange and a shop towel is pretty much a wetwipe. That's another name for the orange smelling soap with pumice in it, isn't it
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Nov 16, 2022 16:39
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Any resulting farts smelling like artificial orange would be an interesting twist
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slidebite posted:Any resulting farts smelling like artificial orange would be an interesting twist no you use this for that: 
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Nov 16, 2022 16:48
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GoJo to the bathroom
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LifeSunDeath posted:Fast Orange and a shop towel is pretty much a wetwipe. New thread title.
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if you clean your rear end in a top hat with anything less than brakleen I don't know what to tell you
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Previa_fun posted:if you clean your rear end in a top hat with anything less than brakleen I don't know what to tell you Red or green can?
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Nov 16, 2022 22:25
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https://i.imgur.com/IFMOrLg.mp4
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What is it?
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slidebite posted:What is it? A loving tesla of course
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What do you expect? It's a cheap econobox 
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Yeah, judging from the tail light, it looks like a Tesla
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there's audio in the clip, but muted by default, it's just someone complaining about the poo poo build quality of a new Tesla
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I think he said it's a plaid, so the more expensive version.
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Safety Dance posted:And once I've tried to drive away without removing the chocks and I couldn't quite figure out why the car didn't want to go. I've never done that. I've done that McTinkerson posted:Whelp....... there's always the route all the high HP Dorito folks go. CD009. It's ironic that a Nissan transmission is the better. tactlessbastard posted:I tore a muscle in my back and spent two excruciating days having to arm drag myself back and forth to the bathroom to piss into the shower because I absolutely could not stand up under any circumstances. No, that's the literal straw that broke the camel's back. Back injuries are cumulative. BraveUlysses posted:Jesus Christ loving hell, y'all. sharkytm posted:
There's a reason I wear a silicone wedding ring 90% of the time. Boaz MacPhereson posted:So this thread took a bit of a turn towards the I do have a scar on the heel of my right palm from building models as a teenager and completely forgetting about my Boy Scout training vis a vis cutting towards oneself. The Xacto knife had a very fresh very sharp blade. It literally did not bleed for several seconds it was so clean of a cut. Pretty much to the bone, of course, but thankfully no damage other than meat. StormDrain posted:"ow gently caress" *walk away mad* *reconsider my choices in life* *get back to work* Yeah, been there.
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Darchangel posted:I do have a scar on the heel of my right palm from building models as a teenager and completely forgetting about my Boy Scout training vis a vis cutting towards oneself. The Xacto knife had a very fresh very sharp blade. It literally did not bleed for several seconds it was so clean of a cut. Pretty much to the bone, of course, but thankfully no damage other than meat. You know it's gonna be a bad one when it doesn't bleed at first. Cut towards your buddy not your body!
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Darchangel posted:Red, if you're not a wuss. Just don't try to weld your rear end shut afterwards
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If you have a long enough dong you can just piss on your rear end in a top hat after you take a poo poo. Its like having a built in bidet. Oops, thought I was in GBS.
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opengl posted:You know it's gonna be a bad one when it doesn't bleed at first. when i was in school i was working with the lathe and managed to slice my hand open on some razor sharp swarf. it was such a clean cut that i didn't even feel it happen, and only noticed when the handwheel felt sticky and i looked down to see the blood. i found the old shop manager to ask for the first aid kit. i commented that i hadn't even felt the cut when it happened. he said "that's how you know you're running it right" good dude
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Sagebrush posted:when i was in school i was working with the lathe and managed to slice my hand open on some razor sharp swarf. it was such a clean cut that i didn't even feel it happen, and only noticed when the handwheel felt sticky and i looked down to see the blood. when i was learning welding, i had quit smoking weed like 3 months prior. i told my teacher this and he told me to "start smoking weed again because your welds look like they were done by a meth head who just got off it." i'm still not sure how i should have taken that but I am a much better welder when i'm stoned, my hands are nice and smooth like silk e; before anyone chimes in about how you shouldn't be using a welder while high, eat my rear end. welding is more of an art than anything and as we all know, art is better when your inebriated
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Darchangel posted:I do have a scar on the heel of my right palm from building models as a teenager and completely forgetting about my Boy Scout training vis a vis cutting towards oneself. The Xacto knife had a very fresh very sharp blade. It literally did not bleed for several seconds it was so clean of a cut. Pretty much to the bone, of course, but thankfully no damage other than meat. I also built models when I was younger. One time I dropped a (round-handled) xacto knife on the workbench which sent it spinning off the edge. I reflexively grabbed at it and ended up with a good-sized slash in the webbing between my thumb and index finger the next time I dropped an xacto I suppressed the urge to snatch at it. Frozen, I watched intently as it rolled off the bench then fell point-first and embedded itself in the top of my foot I no longer possess any xacto knives with round handles 
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One time when I was younger I was reloading a stapler absent mindedly and had my finger over one of the holes and pressed down too hard. The staple went into my thumb and stuck into the bone, visibly depressing the skin around it. Didn't really hurt though and barely bled when I pulled it out.
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buttcrackmenace posted:Frozen, I watched intently as it rolled off the bench then fell point-first and embedded itself in the top of my foot Lmbo
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buttcrackmenace posted:I also built models when I was younger. One time I dropped a (round-handled) xacto knife on the workbench which sent it spinning off the edge. I reflexively grabbed at it and ended up with a good-sized slash in the webbing between my thumb and index finger I did something similar when I first started working in hospital central sterile supply, but with an osteotome (picture a super sharp full metal 1” chisel but made for bone instead of wood). I caught it in between my index and middle fingers and I still have a scar there 16 years later. 
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I recently was balancing some connecting rods with a table top belt sander that I bought used of of Kijiji. It didn't come with a table that you rest the workpiece on so I was free handing it. Predictably I sanded off some of my finger knuckles. The sand marks were white and took a few seconds to bleed. I'm still not sure if it was safer or more dangerous to wear gloves in this situation.
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The number of times I've wound up with an xacto knife in my thumb because I was cleaning some sprue with the blade cutting towards said thumb is astounding. Someday I'll learn.
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bull3964 posted:One time when I was younger I was reloading a stapler absent mindedly and had my finger over one of the holes and pressed down too hard. The staple went into my thumb and stuck into the bone, visibly depressing the skin around it. I did something similar as a kid. For some reason the staplegun was in the bathroom (renos maybe?) and I was pooping and playing with it and I pushed too hard while it was on my thigh. Didn't really hurt nor did it bleed much and this is possibly the first time I've ever told anybody, roughly 30 years later.
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Dr. Despair posted:The number of times I've wound up with an xacto knife in my thumb because I was cleaning some sprue with the blade cutting towards said thumb is astounding. Are you doing metal castings and getting injured before things are even hot? Are you me?
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buttcrackmenace posted:... Frozen, I watched intently as it rolled off the bench then fell point-first and embedded itself in the top of my foot Yeah this is part of why I switched to medical scalpels. The other is blades coming out of the handle.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Yeah this is part of why I switched to medical scalpels. The other is blades coming out of the handle. Most people just think of a scalpel handle as this, the #3:  But the superior shape for fine work is actually the #7: 
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From the GBS WWIII thread. Not a mechanical failure as such, but that truck is fuckled.Power Khan posted:Tungsten balls making holes on soft skinned vehicles
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buttcrackmenace posted:Frozen, I watched intently as it rolled off the bench then fell point-first and embedded itself in the top of my foot 
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