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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

SpiritOfLenin posted:

are the valve servers still infested with bots? i kinda feel like playing some random tf2 again but not gonna bother if i have to go on uncletopia or keep server hopping to find a server with no bots

They're pretty scarce these days and generally get bopped pretty quickly. In my last ~4-5 hours of play I had to put up with maybe a minute and a half of there being a bot before it got kicked

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

SpiritOfLenin posted:

are the valve servers still infested with bots? i kinda feel like playing some random tf2 again but not gonna bother if i have to go on uncletopia or keep server hopping to find a server with no bots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoibTIa93DY

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
i spent like 10 hours combined these past two days rocket and sticky jumping. gods greatest gift to gaming and ive neglected it for so long

once i get access to momentum mod noones hearing from me again

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.

ArfJason posted:

i spent like 10 hours combined these past two days rocket and sticky jumping. gods greatest gift to gaming and ive neglected it for so long

once i get access to momentum mod noones hearing from me again

I am so fundamentally bad at Rocket Jumping after 14 years of playing, but I've tried to rectify things at least a little on some jump maps lately.

Its really kind of incredible how its such a deep movement mechanic that there's a whole subculture built around turning this team based first person shooter into an extremely complex and skill based 3D platformer. I almost wish something like TF2 explosive jumping was spun off into an entire game of its own because there's nothing quite like it and it could certainly support a standalone game.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
I'm not the greatest at Rocket Jumping but I think I've got the basics that any decent Soldier player needs to know

Definitely better at Sticky Jumping but there's a bunch of things that make that easier to learn than with Rockets for the basic mobility aspects(both in terms of control and the fact that Demo still has a Grenade Launcher in his primary slot normally so using the Sticky Jumper to practice means you can still be quite dangerous), though of course Demo is slightly more limited in using explosive jumping than Soldier since Stickies cause more self damage than Rockets and Demo doesn't have something like the Gunboats to mitigate the damage

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
Basic demo jumping is easier which lets you focus on mastering airstrafing to get where you want to go. Once you get to advanced stuff like airpogos then it's really tough though lol.

Rocket jumping has a much smoother progression of more and more advanced tricks to learn.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

khwarezm posted:

I am so fundamentally bad at Rocket Jumping after 14 years of playing, but I've tried to rectify things at least a little on some jump maps lately.

Its really kind of incredible how its such a deep movement mechanic that there's a whole subculture built around turning this team based first person shooter into an extremely complex and skill based 3D platformer. I almost wish something like TF2 explosive jumping was spun off into an entire game of its own because there's nothing quite like it and it could certainly support a standalone game.

my brother, your prayers have been heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frHeWcg7FCw

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

drrockso20 posted:

Definitely better at Sticky Jumping but there's a bunch of things that make that easier to learn than with Rockets for the basic mobility aspects(both in terms of control and the fact that Demo still has a Grenade Launcher in his primary slot normally so using the Sticky Jumper to practice means you can still be quite dangerous), though of course Demo is slightly more limited in using explosive jumping than Soldier since Stickies cause more self damage than Rockets and Demo doesn't have something like the Gunboats to mitigate the damage

honestly ive put like 5 hours into sticky jumping compared to hundreds in rocket jumping because demo is a billion times more complex what with the timing of the shots, knowing when to charge the sticky shot, angling to compensate for the drop + your current velocity. its a nightmare but its so fulfilling

Jabor posted:

Basic demo jumping is easier which lets you focus on mastering airstrafing to get where you want to go. Once you get to advanced stuff like airpogos then it's really tough though lol.

Rocket jumping has a much smoother progression of more and more advanced tricks to learn.

on the note of air pogoing last night i hit what i think was my first 3 air det jump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3IvutucZZs

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I used to play comp as a pretty lovely Demo so I basically have those sticky jump rollouts etched into my brain. Soldier's process rollout is also extremely fun to do from what I remember

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:

I used to play comp as a pretty lovely Demo so I basically have those sticky jump rollouts etched into my brain. Soldier's process rollout is also extremely fun to do from what I remember

i spent all morning beating my first stickyjump map, jump_zero. Took me around 150 minutes lol
I'm hooked again, and im not even playing the shooting part of the game

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
i cant get enough of jumping in this loving videogame, guys
https://twitter.com/ArfJason/status/1587102852538945537

8 Ball
Nov 27, 2010

My hands are all messed up so you better post, brother.
Whenever I fail a basic rocket jump I fire off the rest of my rockets so people think I’m spychecking

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

ArfJason posted:

i cant get enough of jumping in this loving videogame, guys
https://twitter.com/ArfJason/status/1587102852538945537

good poo poo. if you want a fun jump map for det jumping with pyro, check this out

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:

good poo poo. if you want a fun jump map for det jumping with pyro, check this out

And if you don’t want to play it, but watch B4nny go insane playing it, I’ve got you covered.

https://youtu.be/pHPfo0SL_W4

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
If its thw one that ends on a lighthouse i beat it last year or so. Good poo poo

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:

good poo poo. if you want a fun jump map for det jumping with pyro, check this out

I seriously enjoy det jumping the most because people expect Solider to rocket jump and Demo to sticky jump.
Det jumping always comes as such a surprise and that is when I strike.

They may be squishy and annoying but I love playing pyro more than all the other classes.

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one

SpiritOfLenin posted:

are the valve servers still infested with bots? i kinda feel like playing some random tf2 again but not gonna bother if i have to go on uncletopia or keep server hopping to find a server with no bots
I came back to ask the same thing but the fact that this thread has 1000 unread posts after over a year doesn't fill me with much hope. :ohdear:

I played this game for so long. I don't wanna do lobbies forever they're too high maintenance at some point I just wanna pub and my experience has been pubs remain unplayable. Valve killed communited servers and forced valve servers on us, made the game F2P with the promise of keeping hackers at bay, and then they didn't do anything about hackers. TF2 has had the worst hacker problem of any game I have ever played in my life. I kept coming back every few months hoping the bots would subside. TF2 remained unplayable and I just gave up on this game after a while. This is my last screenshot of TF2. (8/14/2021)


:rip:

Paul MaudDib
May 3, 2006

TEAM NVIDIA:
FORUM POLICE

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

And if you don’t want to play it, but watch B4nny go insane playing it, I’ve got you covered.

https://youtu.be/pHPfo0SL_W4

a couple years ago (probably pre-darwin nerf) I ran into b4nny on a casual server, goldrush last, I was playing taunt-every-kill bodyshot machina sniper on top deck and just collat'ing everyone who peeked the corner

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Bot problem is mostly resolved, there was a big push on Twitter a while back about #saveTF2, and it made enough noise that Valve actually hired some freelance coders to break the bots and fix some of the bugs. You still run into a bot every so often, but casual is actually playable again, and votekicking bots actually works now.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

girl dick energy posted:

Bot problem is mostly resolved, there was a big push on Twitter a while back about #saveTF2, and it made enough noise that Valve actually hired some freelance coders to break the bots and fix some of the bugs. You still run into a bot every so often, but casual is actually playable again, and votekicking bots actually works now.

Also there are pubs like Skail and Uncletopia that are not free.

LtK
Dec 6, 2011

The Universe is a yawning chasm, filled with emptiness and the puerile meanderings of sentience.
has anyone else ever just respawned in the enemy spawnroom before?

bc it happened to me and another guy last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJl_rJj9SwE

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Yes, its happened to me before, i put it on yt and apparently its a known issue with the last spawnroom in frontier

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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I just received an unprompted trade offer for 45 keys in exchange for a handful of my hats and weapons that have Halloween spells on them. On the one hand this is obviously way below value because they're just sending out this offer blind, on the other hand I don't play this game any more and Halloween spell items are generally harder to estimate a value for and sell on the marketplace so I'm tempted to just do it.

Is there a good resource for prices for spelled stuff?

The stuff they want (weapons have exorcism, spells for cosmetics in parenthesis) is:
Crone's Dome (die job)
Pan
Killstreak Bat Outta Hell
Strange Killstreak Scattergun
Flying Guillotine
Winger
Tyrant's Helm (painted pink as hell) (die job)
Mutton Chops and Pipe (for the solider from the Grordbort's set) (die job)
Original
Strange Killstreak Cow Mangler
Killstreak Direct Hit
Disciplinary Action
Strange Killstreak Scorch Shot
Powerjack
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange Killstreak Loch n Load
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange Killstreak Sydney Sleeper
Killstreak Huntsman

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I'd take this offer with a MASSIVE grain of salt. IIRC, there's been a scam/exploit running on and off with modifying a trade at the last second.

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.

Baron von Eevl posted:

I just received an unprompted trade offer for 45 keys in exchange for a handful of my hats and weapons that have Halloween spells on them. On the one hand this is obviously way below value because they're just sending out this offer blind, on the other hand I don't play this game any more and Halloween spell items are generally harder to estimate a value for and sell on the marketplace so I'm tempted to just do it.

Is there a good resource for prices for spelled stuff?

The stuff they want (weapons have exorcism, spells for cosmetics in parenthesis) is:
Crone's Dome (die job)
Pan
Killstreak Bat Outta Hell
Strange Killstreak Scattergun
Flying Guillotine
Winger
Tyrant's Helm (painted pink as hell) (die job)
Mutton Chops and Pipe (for the solider from the Grordbort's set) (die job)
Original
Strange Killstreak Cow Mangler
Killstreak Direct Hit
Disciplinary Action
Strange Killstreak Scorch Shot
Powerjack
Strange Neon Annihilator
Strange Killstreak Loch n Load
Strange Persian Persuader
Strange Killstreak Sydney Sleeper
Killstreak Huntsman

Ooof, you see its very hard to prices things easily when you're talking about halloween spells, so its always a bit up in the air if you aren't completely immersed in the trading scene. I'll say that they are probably the 'hottest' items going these days though. PM me if you want to talk about it though.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
It's less that I really want to move them and more that I'm almost certainly done with this game and wouldn't mind selling. I haven't unloaded these particular items because they're hard to price and many can't be sold directly on the market, so really just laziness.

Obviously this out of the blue request is some kind of scam; if it's the kind where they're lowballing me a little I'd probably just do it because hey, $90 and it's easy. If putting in a little work could reliably get me significantly more then I'd think about it. If it's just the kind of scam where I lose the poo poo and don't get anything out of it and 45 keys is actually absurdly high then yeah, obviously not doing that.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
alternative: give me something that looks cool and isnt expensive. you will receive nothing. thanks

8 Ball
Nov 27, 2010

My hands are all messed up so you better post, brother.
What does the exorcism spell do?

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I have a ton of halloween spells on my big ticket items (strange professional killstreak australium flamethrower for example) and it is always a nice surprise when I go to play a game and full moon is activated and the flames are all green and my voice is considerably lower, which is what I think the exorcism spell does.

Also I managed to put a specialised killstreak (the sheen, not the eyes thing) on a cosmetic a while ago but sadly it does not count kills when everything else is regular. Not sure if it does the sheen.

Butt Detective
Mar 24, 2013

Only the dead can know peace from these hats.
Voices From Below is the deep voice spell I think, Exorcism iirc makes little ghosts fly out of someone when you kill them?

My Scout is a mess of spells because he was my guinea pig when they first came out lol, he’s got a deep voice, a pulsating yellow-green shirt and leaves fire trails everywhere he goes (which is not conductive to being sneaky, but it looks cool, so it balances out)

8 Ball
Nov 27, 2010

My hands are all messed up so you better post, brother.
The only spelled item I have is a pumpkin gourd gunslinger which is useless because mini sentries can’t shoot rockets

I’d like to think it’s worth something but it’s probably just a dumb curiosity like the kill streak cosmetics ^

8 Ball fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Nov 18, 2022

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Oh yes! Voices from the deep!
I love the pumpkin bombs one. Have that on my original and grenade launcher. Bright purple explosions.

I never thought the halloween spells would be a one year release only so whacked them on all of my favourite stuff and some have 3 spells as well as everything else.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Baron von Eevl posted:

Obviously this out of the blue request is some kind of scam; if it's the kind where they're lowballing me a little I'd probably just do it because hey, $90 and it's easy. If putting in a little work could reliably get me significantly more then I'd think about it. If it's just the kind of scam where I lose the poo poo and don't get anything out of it and 45 keys is actually absurdly high then yeah, obviously not doing that.
I was also done with the game and got a random "all your spelled items" trade offer a few years ago. I believe they offered like 1\5th of the items value?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
The cosmetics are tough to price, but I'm seeing like 1-2 keys for the weapons. Outside of the spells none of these are particularly valuable items.

Kwarezm is offering me $100 cash and I'll probably just take that once we work out details, I'm sure it's less than they're generally worth but I also don't really care that much and there's no way I'm going to put forth effort in selling these.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Captain Invictus on here used to have a side hustle trading TF2 items IIRC. You could maybe PM him and see if he'll help.

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.
Let it be known that Baron von Eevl is a cool guy and a pleasure to do business with, he even gave me a taunt for free.

If anybody else wants to unload any items they think are worth something hit me up in the PMs.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BWiZQvVsKE

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

It's just like the good old days, warms my heart to see it

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Dabir posted:

It's just like the good old days, warms my heart to see it
On that note:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbsPp6mE3bk

Lazy Purple's clip archive, basically.

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Top quality spawn camping exploit. :D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRlPg82XIX8

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