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I have the forgotten locker combo dreams, along with “it’s the final exam for the semester and I haven’t attended a single class all semester”, and the all time classic “can’t remember my class schedule, but also can’t find the office to get another copy of my class schedule”
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just lol if you cared enough about school to get anxiety dreams about it
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Nov 17, 2022 14:44
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Nov 17, 2022 14:51
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My Spirit Otter posted:just lol if you cared enough about school to get anxiety dreams about it I know it's just a joke but I don't think it's about what stresses you the most but what you know the most. School is like a quarter of a person's life, so anxiety manifests as something deeply ingrained. School is so far removed from my life and I've stressed about work arguably way more but still in my dreams I'm back in school. To post a tweet: https://twitter.com/itiskeri/status/1592630158250635264?s=20&t=kJQSlfDMVAgiKsoyySSoqg https://twitter.com/FatherJohn45/status/1592711430469734400?s=20&t=kJQSlfDMVAgiKsoyySSoqg
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Nov 17, 2022 14:53
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Nazi page? I do "not" want to "zi" this page any more!!! amazing, last post on the page even.
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Nov 17, 2022 15:05
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https://twitter.com/kadhim/status/1593222595390107649 This guy restructured Enron lol Lobok posted:I know it's just a joke but I don't think it's about what stresses you the most but what you know the most. School is like a quarter of a person's life, so anxiety manifests as something deeply ingrained. School is so far removed from my life and I've stressed about work arguably way more but still in my dreams I'm back in school. The two I get are the college one and ones about waiting tables, which I also haven't done since college. Even in the waiting dreams I seem to be aware that I do have an actual other job but I have to keep doing this one for reasons and it's very important that I not get fired but oh no I'm 3 hours late for work and I cannot remember nor dial the number to the restaurant to tell them and where are my loving SOCKS https://twitter.com/feel_afraid/status/1593243677056372736
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Nov 17, 2022 15:16
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Nov 17, 2022 15:38
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/kadhim/status/1593222595390107649 
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Nov 17, 2022 15:42
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/kadhim/status/1593222595390107649 I thought I recognized that name. One of my former bosses was on that restructuring team. it's not so surprising that he would make this remark, the trick with Enron is that they were doing everything they possibly could in a fastidiously  legalistic way. They had good books, they were just pumped in creative ways that at a high level ultimately constituted fraud.This contrasts with SBF's bolded comments in an Excel spreadsheet lamenting how billions and billions in what should have been client holdings kept having to go elsewhere to keep the Ponzi up.
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Nov 17, 2022 15:43
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Venmo feed: "For the Sneed's Feed and Seed 😲🍆 "anal lube jk jk 👉🍑😎"
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Nov 17, 2022 15:47
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for some reason I thought that this was either the bad with money or the crypto thread, so sorry about the above
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Nov 17, 2022 15:47
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Nov 17, 2022 15:55
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Nov 17, 2022 16:51
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HP Lovecraft eating cheez-its and being terrified of colored people? He would have been so online
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Nov 17, 2022 17:01
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Amoeba102 posted:When you have school dreams, you don't immediately realise that you've already completed your tertiary degree and so school doesnt matter and just walk out? I once did this. The (much-beloved) former president of the college showed up and said "No, you didn't" and I had to take the exam. Also, 26-34-22 in 1977. Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 17:11 on Nov 17, 2022 |
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Nov 17, 2022 17:08
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I once did this. The (much-beloved) former president of the college showed up and said "No, you didn't" and I had to take the exam. I thought you were posting measurements for a second and was extremely confused
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Nov 17, 2022 18:00
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The “have to try to drive from the back seat” nightmare is one I’ve been having for at least half a century  Also, the “going back to high school/university” nightmares I have don’t stop when I remind myself that I already graduated. My stupid dream brain makes up some reason why that doesn’t matter.
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Nov 17, 2022 18:13
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The worst thing isn't even that everyone else is the appropriate age except for me. No, my brain has to make my classmates better at whatever we're supposed to be doing as well. The most humiliating ones are when I'm back in the army with no rank having to be a conscript again
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Nov 17, 2022 18:41
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Usually my driving anxiety dreams involve me not being able to reach the pedals. I'm not particularly short (or tall; I'm thoroughly average), but apparently in my driving dreams I am a small child. For school dreams I've gotten to the lucid dreaming point where I can recognise that I do in fact already have a degree, but I haven't managed the "just walk out" part. Some day. (Doesn't help that I did in fact miss an elective credit and had to do it via correspondence.) Here, have a niche-ish writing twitter tweet for content. https://twitter.com/John_Attridge/status/1592386461067665414?t=LQdg0pQxbOjYxcrijbpQZQ&s=19
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Nov 17, 2022 18:50
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I've mostly replaced 'being back in highschool with a bachelors degree because of an administrative error' with 'being lost in an airport late for my flight' or the dreaded 'I need to go shopping at the mall'. I'm going to start describing the latter as being lost in an impossible labyrinth in a place that no longer exists to seem more mysterious.
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Nov 17, 2022 18:52
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for me it's arriving at an airport after a flight and the customs/immigration officials unexpectedly pull me aside, don't tell me why, and then make me fill out paperwork really fast, but i don't have all the info - i have to provide every employer i've ever had, every address i've ever lived at, every country i've ever traveled to, financial information etc (which is not unusual for visa/citizenship applications but is a pain in the rear end). but they aren't giving me enough time and there's so much paperwork and i'll never leave the windowless room in the airport with the cops in there breathing down my neck, forever i mean this is a realistic approximation of some immigration experiences i've had, and i have been luckier overall than most immigrants
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Nov 17, 2022 19:19
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I had a dream once.
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Nov 17, 2022 19:22
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Cocaine Bear posted:I had a dream once. 
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Nov 17, 2022 19:32
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Cocaine Bear posted:I had a dream once. That one day your four little children would live in a country where the are judged not by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character? ^^^ GODDAMNIT!
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Nov 17, 2022 19:32
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I've had lucid dreams a few times, and despite what is generally said about them, they are actually extremely annoying. Usually what happens is that a minor detail in the dream will make me think "hang on, I know that isn't true. Dammit I am asleep" and from then on, it's just a case of folding my arms and waiting to wake up. Sometimes it's really fast, like only a few seconds, sometimes a whole other dream scenario starts, but sleeping me is not fooled, and we just stand there, all grumpy, waiting to actually wake up.
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Nov 17, 2022 19:33
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i'm sure MLK had a similar dream to mine, only with the FBI
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Nov 17, 2022 19:34
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I can't imagine the kind of stress dreams that world leaders and professional athletes must have. https://twitter.com/punished_stu/status/1593310218653515776 This is a further disruption of the Twitter equilibrium, we've had 4 main characters in the last two days
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Nov 17, 2022 19:40
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Cocaine Bear posted:I had a dream once. *throws axe into wall*
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Nov 17, 2022 19:41
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zoux posted:I can't imagine the kind of stress dreams that world leaders and professional athletes must have. What are the originals of these?
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Nov 17, 2022 19:43
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hallo spacedog posted:What are the originals of these? https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1589787730942140416 There are a lot of people on twitter who have a weird one-way beef with her and got super up in arms over the idea of her wanting to cook food for her neighbors. You can find some people being super weird and some people going "why are people being super weird" in the QRTs and later tweets/replies. Elysiume has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Nov 17, 2022 |
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Nov 17, 2022 19:49
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hallo spacedog posted:What are the originals of these?  https://twitter.com/Nicole_Lee_Sch/status/1592936164922916866 https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1593270572007448576 (this is quoting the "cooking food is a violation" one it was a person using the clinical language of trauma and abuse about why it's morally wrong to cook food for your neighbors and offer it to them but they're all locked up and for some reason when I search on twitter all of a sudden my results are full of pornography) https://twitter.com/Bexbel/status/1592791367612125189
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Nov 17, 2022 19:51
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Commence arguing with the jpgs.
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Pookah posted:I've had lucid dreams a few times, and despite what is generally said about them, they are actually extremely annoying. I love this. Just imagining all kinds of Twin Peaks meets Inception dream nuttiness and you're just standing there with crossed arms like a pouty child going "no thank you, not for me."
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Nov 17, 2022 19:52
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zoux posted:I can't imagine the kind of stress dreams that world leaders and professional athletes must have. 
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Nov 17, 2022 19:56
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Pookah posted:I've had lucid dreams a few times, and despite what is generally said about them, they are actually extremely annoying. Last time I had one was when I was a kid. I was in Mario 64, and I was able to triple jump and fly with the wing cap. I could actually feel the sensation of jumping several metres, somersaulting and flying  I also had one where I was in the middle of the ocean and an atomic bomb was dropped at the horizon. Again, I felt the shockwave of the sound followed by the tsunami.
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Nov 17, 2022 20:09
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zoux posted:
https://twitter.com/lgsorceress/status/1593242692066062336?t=qDNdpL3zm593nbdYYXRs6A&s=19 There are a lot of additional unhinged tweets in the replies, like when their dog was pissing in the house constantly for months and if an imaginary white neighbor came bearing food instead of asking to walk their dog they'd be livid 
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Lobok posted:I love this. Just imagining all kinds of Twin Peaks meets Inception dream nuttiness and you're just standing there with crossed arms like a pouty child going "no thank you, not for me." That's exactly what it's like. The new dream starts with all the usual dream weirdness, and I'm standing there all "I don't care if the King of Melons is struggling to defeat the terrible threat of five armed whales wielding mutton hammers. Shut up and go away, you are all idiots" 
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I don’t get it the reasons doesn’t seem to matter? Like the only reason that could change things is they just really like pizza
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That loving Sned posted:Last time I had one was when I was a kid. I was in Mario 64, and I was able to triple jump and fly with the wing cap. I could actually feel the sensation of jumping several metres, somersaulting and flying I have had a true flying dream exactly once, and it was marvellous. Every other flying dream has been the crappy kind, where you can fly, but you spend the whole dream worrying about staying aloft.
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