Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
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CommieGIR posted:https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1593318913646944258?s=20&t=SHfrodmtUhHINJzyj9xKeg This is pretty funny considering Ghengis’s oldest son and whose family lead one of the longest lived clans, had no blood relation to Ghengis
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:14 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 01:08 |
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PhazonLink posted:can I just say the grind/hustle mind set is stupid as gently caress even if we do get dumb bird posts like the king of grind saying a 100$/month payout is a better passive income than taking a multi million dollar lump sum. Absofrigginlutely. If someone at work is always going on about how hard they're working and staying late etc etc I want to avoid them as much as I possibly can!
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:15 |
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War Wizard posted:Lol. This is why I'm not opposed to cannibalism in the coming apocalypse. I mean the first rule of an apocalypse is to immediately start a cannibal cult.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:16 |
Great, not only do you have the climate catastrophe to wade through, and the explosion of the new Monarchy, but it will also be absolutely brimming with unfuckable nerds.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:16 |
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Elon has to keep making more kids to make up for the ones that disown him
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:17 |
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:Great, not only do you have the climate catastrophe to wade through, and the explosion of the new Monarchy, but it will also be absolutely brimming with unfuckable nerds. *horse faced lady with inch thick glasses* "I must pass on my brilliant genes!!"
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:17 |
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CommieGIR posted:https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1593318913646944258?s=20&t=SHfrodmtUhHINJzyj9xKeg The space rockets are actually only there to circle the Earth with chemtrails of Musk jizz.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:17 |
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priznat posted:Absofrigginlutely. If someone at work is always going on about how hard they're working and staying late etc etc I want to avoid them as much as I possibly can! Our networking dude complained the other day about a time when he spent three days with no sleep fixing the network. I dunno when this was because the network is still poo poo and he's prone to self-aggrandizing, but I hope it's true because he's also a piece of poo poo and maybe this job will kill him and put the network out of his misery and it can finally get fixed.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:19 |
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Can anyone share the full text of this article for those of us who can't get through the paywall? I ask this knowing fully well that access will just get my angry at all these weirdos with too much money.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:22 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Our networking dude complained the other day about a time when he spent three days with no sleep fixing the network. I dunno when this was because the network is still poo poo and he's prone to self-aggrandizing, but I hope it's true because he's also a piece of poo poo and maybe this job will kill him and put the network out of his misery and it can finally get fixed. Lol actual positive case for burnout in this case
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:24 |
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:I recommend reading the whole article but Jesus fuckin Christ "He's very serious about the idea that your wealth is directly linked to your IQ," The logical next step is to raise median wealth. Why not done Elong?
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:24 |
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Given the chance I'd sterilize most of these people as genetic inferiors. Just fair warning, when this weird eugenics-adjacent poo poo crosses the line into full on eugenics, I'm coming for those nuts.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:25 |
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I hate these idiots who think success is due to genetics and not pure luck on where they happened to be born and to who.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:26 |
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Wasn't populating the world with his own progeny one of Jeffrey Epstein's grand ideas?
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:27 |
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Can anyone share the full text of this article for those of us who can't get through the paywall? https://archive.ph/ is the best trick for that that I've found
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:28 |
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Wasn't populating the world with his own progeny one of Jeffrey Epstein's grand ideas? Yah it's mentioned in the article even. These people are narcissistic freaks.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:28 |
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Elder Postsman posted:Yeah but there has been a ton of "lol now those lazy leeches gonna have to find real work" in response to people getting fired/laid off I would kill for a COBOL support job and only adjust reports. There are only <1000 positions open world wide but those positions are very secure.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:29 |
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RDM posted:Given the chance I'd sterilize most of these people as genetic inferiors. my balls are well protected. Hell they're overprotected.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:30 |
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https://twitter.com/rlycalm/status/1593020452255195136?s=20 Elon dick rider having a normal one
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:33 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:my balls are well protected. Hell they're overprotected. I have replaced my balls with giant, smooth, and slapping pig balls much like: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3889777 So even if I lose one, I still have like the equivalent of
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:34 |
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/rlycalm/status/1593020452255195136?s=20 I mean, heck, an opportunity to bang someone with two of the same sex organ only comes along once in a blue moon right?
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:36 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:This is pretty funny considering Ghengis’s oldest son and whose family lead one of the longest lived clans, had no blood relation to Ghengis Has it been proven that Jochi was of different lineage. It was always a question due to the circumstances of his birth but unknown as far as I know
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:37 |
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EmbryoSteve posted:Has it been proven that Jochi was of different lineage. It was always a question due to the circumstances of his birth but unknown as far as I know I mean if he wasn’t than Chatagai was a dick to him for no reason. In fact all the other brothers made fun of him for it outside Tolwei
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:41 |
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https://twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307547980775424?s=20&t=SHfrodmtUhHINJzyj9xKeg
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:42 |
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Elon's "genius" is entirely based around his ability to have been born rich, so unless he picks up those child support payments it's not looking too good for his offspring
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:47 |
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Random Stranger posted:Wait wait wait. There are non-evil HR people? Yes. Union HR. /waves
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:49 |
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Prettz posted:What are the other 3? There's actually more than that, lol. https://nypost.com/2021/03/31/spacexs-biggest-bangs-a-brief-history-of-elon-musks-exploding-rockets/ quote:Falcon 9 explodes over Texas, Aug. 2014
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/rlycalm/status/1593020452255195136?s=20 "A Bang Too Risky" was the sequel to "A Bridge Too Far".
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:50 |
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priznat posted:Lol actual positive case for burnout in this case This is a dude who a couple weeks ago came into our area to rant about the Clinton Administration for about 20 minutes, then tried to convince us to put in overtime for a network upgrade so he could stay home. Our boss told him to gently caress off after network guy said we'd need to be here at 9 PM. I hate that dude, but my boss is solid.
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CommieGIR posted:https://twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307547980775424?s=20&t=SHfrodmtUhHINJzyj9xKeg What about his uncle that worked at Nintendo?
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:52 |
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/rlycalm/status/1593020452255195136?s=20 lol this dope would never dare turn down the Ardhanarishvara
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 20:53 |
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https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1593154189345316864 He got his 75% so he must be thrilled.
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William Bear posted:This is the premise of the dumbest scene in The Fate of the Furious. Wow I had no clue some of the scenes were filmed in Cleveland for that movie.
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# ? Nov 17, 2022 21:08 |
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sebmojo posted:https://archive.ph/ is the best trick for that that I've found Thank you, much appreciated! And holy hell, the couple that this article focuses on are insufferable in ways beyond my expectations. Some choice selections: quote:"We're frustrated that one of the inherent points of this culture is that people are super private within it," Simone said. They not only hope that their transparency will encourage other members of the upper class to have more children; they want to build a culture and economy around the high-birth-rate lifestyle. quote:Before she met Malcolm, Simone was convinced she wanted to live her life single and child-free. But when she was 24, she decided to have her heart broken once just to say she'd done it. As she does with all her goals, she created a system: She made a profile on OKCupid, where a picture of her dressed as a Stormtrooper in a sultry pose was catnip for the nerds of Silicon Valley, and rated her dates out of 50. After a string of 16s, Malcolm scored a 42. She made him promise to break up with her after four months. "I resent being in love with him," she said. "I was so disturbed when I fell for him." quote:The Collinses worry that the overlap between the types of people deciding not to have children with the part of the population that values things like gay rights, education for women, and climate activism — traits they believe are genetically coded — is so great that these values could ultimately disappear. quote:I asked what set their vision apart from Gilead, the totalitarian regime depicted in "The Handmaid's Tale" that designates certain women as breeders. quote:I asked the couple whether they really believed their seemingly boundless energy was feasible for high-birth-rate parents on a wide scale. "I think it's a mindset thing," answered Simone, who has no plans to stop working as she grows her family, though she does intend to outsource a significant amount of childcare to both paid professionals and communal child-rearing strategies.
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1593154189345316864 lol losing 75% of the <50% of employees you have left
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bobjr posted:What would be worse now the kids named after Elon or the kids named Khalessi after Game of Thrones the child he named X Æ A-12
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kazil posted:lol losing 75% of the <50% of employees you have left In short. Twitter is hosed.
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:Great, not only do you have the climate catastrophe to wade through, and the explosion of the new Monarchy, but it will also be absolutely brimming with unfuckable nerds. There are easier ways to do this. For instance, you can basically get 6 kids in Australia by donating semen. Plus, people would be willing to at the very least shell out for the cummies of the worlds richest man. If you really really want hundreds of descendants, just jack off into your flock.
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/1593297068835184641 Note: helen lewis super sucks(she works for the atlantic so duh) and is an enormous terf who also felt really bad for kavanaugh during his supreme court nomination
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSD8HkGUEgE
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