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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:No employees working while the biggest most infrastructure straining scheduled event in the entire world happens Sunday get the gently caress in God I'm so ready for this
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Nov 18, 2022 01:09
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Rigel posted:lol Lol. What a poo poo show.
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8 hours ago: https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593264249731620864 And then we spent all of the time since getting real time info on just how bad he’s loving this up on Twitter, sometimes from smaller journalists and substacks You got your wish, rear end in a top hat!
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Nov 18, 2022 01:10
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kazil posted:all the guess itt of twitter lasting months were wildly optimistic I was thinking it'd die this year on New Year's Eve, and apparently even that was giving Elon far too much credit
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Nov 18, 2022 01:10
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Nov 18, 2022 01:12
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https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1593390257814110209 Ahahahahahahah Can you imagine if they turned on the little noise it makes when people leave the call
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Nov 18, 2022 01:16
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Unconfirmed blind chatter but dear god I’m crying I’m laughing so hard https://twitter.com/wyntermitchell/status/1593382511098269696
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Nov 18, 2022 01:19
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This is exactly how it looks(on a much larger scale) when a poo poo car dealership gets bought out by an even shittier(always the case) ownership.
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Nov 18, 2022 01:19
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Unconfirmed blind chatter but dear god I’m crying I’m laughing so hard Willing to bet its almost all management and HR left over.
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Nov 18, 2022 01:20
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The people who stayed either have no options or are Elon true believers on par with the sorts of doomsday cultists who say “welp I guess god spared us all because of our faith!!!” when the world doesn’t explode on the day they said it would.
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Nov 18, 2022 01:21
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Unconfirmed blind chatter but dear god I’m crying I’m laughing so hard hahaha holy poo poo it wont even last until Sunday
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Nov 18, 2022 01:21
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Less employees than characters in a loving tweet
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Nov 18, 2022 01:21
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Musk I genuinely mean this Thank you
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Nov 18, 2022 01:22
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Do you think when those FIFA executives were accepting those sacks with euro signs on them without researching Qatar’s climate first that they knew this would lead to the death of one of the worlds biggest tech companies?
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Nov 18, 2022 01:22
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kazil posted:all the guess itt of twitter lasting months were wildly optimistic I guessed December 15th and now that is looking optimistic 
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Nov 18, 2022 01:23
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Tech journalists are reporting that ~900 people are still there If I had to guess I'd assume the real number is somewhere between 238 and the 900
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Nov 18, 2022 01:24
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Unconfirmed blind chatter but dear god I’m crying I’m laughing so hard https://twitter.com/corpAltAddison/status/1593347417453338627?s=20&t=MZE5n29CKqCvNDiM_13uzg
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Nov 18, 2022 01:24
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1593390257814110209 I can only imagine it’s the loud “uh oh” I used to hear on ICQ. 100’s of them.
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Nov 18, 2022 01:24
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Nov 18, 2022 01:26
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:No employees working while the biggest most infrastructure straining scheduled event in the entire world happens Sunday get the gently caress in Nobody cares about the opening match except for all the human rights orgs who've got their big Qatar hitpieces locked and loaded to block the hashtags 
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Nov 18, 2022 01:28
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Elon did say he wanted to help save humanity and cratering that hellsite will go a long way to healing civilization
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Nov 18, 2022 01:30
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Musk came in thinking he was gonna be a wild card like Douglas Reynholm, but at this rate he's gonna wind up like Denholm ReynholmSeth Pecksniff posted:Elon did say he wanted to help save humanity and cratering that hellsite will go a long way to healing civilization Let's not forget his hard work and dedication to almost single-handedly exploding the "billionaires are billionaires because they're super geniuses" myth Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Nov 18, 2022 |
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Nov 18, 2022 01:30
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if the twitter people who quit are california employees they can still get unemployment. there is no requirement for them to be fired to collect it.
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Nov 18, 2022 01:36
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some say you can still hear elons ghost in the hallways of the old twitter building, if you listen closely on a dark night grooooiiiimeesssss....
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Nov 18, 2022 01:38
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How has an outgoing employee not locked/deleted Elon's account by now
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Nov 18, 2022 01:40
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The one Elon worshipper who said he knows how to code but is totally unreliable will show up to save the day.
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Nov 18, 2022 01:40
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kazil posted:hahaha holy poo poo it wont even last until Sunday Might literally be the case because of the World Cup happening on Sunday/Monday. If Musk had some brains, he’d probably have delayed all this bullshit to occur in a typically quiet period but he’s doing his best imitation of that South Korean mayor that tanked the entire country’s bond market because he wanted to make a point to not pay for his predecessor’s excesses.
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Nov 18, 2022 01:42
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Rigel posted:lol Don't have to follow company policy if you resigned from the company (By clicking no on the Hardcore Pledge)
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Nov 18, 2022 01:42
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CharlestheHammer posted:Musk I genuinely mean this 
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Nov 18, 2022 01:42
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*radium’s emergency line rings*
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Nov 18, 2022 01:42
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Nov 18, 2022 01:42
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Elon did say he wanted to help save humanity and cratering that hellsite will go a long way to healing civilization The hellsite was also a critical way for oppressed people's to spread information, so it will likely do more harm than good. It was on the of the chief ways that Ukraine fought Russian' misinformation. There's a reason Right Wing groups wanted to control it or get rid of it.
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Nov 18, 2022 01:42
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morningdrew posted:How has an outgoing employee not locked/deleted Elon's account by now Didn't elon's account get briefly suspended like day one of the madness?
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Nov 18, 2022 01:42
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Opened the Twitter app for the first time today, my feed is full of "here's how to reach me/us if Twitter dies" and I also noticed I didn't see a single sponsored tweet, lol
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Nov 18, 2022 01:44
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1593391604785504257 Oh my lord this is so loving funny
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Nov 18, 2022 01:45
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No one that stayed is going to go to Thanksgiving.
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Nov 18, 2022 01:46
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Nov 18, 2022 01:49
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Buff Hardback posted:Tech journalists are reporting that ~900 people are still there 238 at "Twitter hq" and the remaining ~640 at other locations would make sense
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I'm looking for work right now. Maybe I should just say I worked at Twitter for the last few years since nobody could possibly check if that were true.
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