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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost
Eight.
Eight dollar.
Eight dollar E-Lon. :eightbux:

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Posting is praxis but only when it's done on the company HQ.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


He was rich enough to buy ALL THE DRUGS. How fast is he consuming them now?

grobbo
May 29, 2014

I mean, Machiavelli *also* saw his beloved home invaded by the autocratic scions of inherited wealth who immediately tortured him and kicked him out as insufficiently loyal in spite of his obvious usefulness and competence, so I feel like he'd have a bit of sympathy for the former Twitter employees here

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Waffle House posted:

Giantdrill where r u bro, are you in on this shitshow

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




https://twitter.com/HaysKali/status/1593425305464541186

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Xlorp posted:

He was rich enough to buy ALL THE DRUGS. How fast is he consuming them now?

His drugs are posting and impregnating his employees, and he just fired all his employees.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


https://i.imgur.com/cACXu7N.mp4

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
I am proud to share this moment with everyone

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

kilus aof posted:

I'm going to the beach with my dog, hopefully Twitter explodes before I get back.

post a picture of the dog before you go

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Truly the best content

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022
https://mobile.twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1593434684691603456?cxt=HHwWgICjneiZgp0sAAAA

They don’t even have a loving list of who’s out

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Saving money by being unable to pay any remaining workers, Elon does it again!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




really not sure if i'll be able to post david lynch saying it's friday once again tomorrow in the friday thread

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





priznat posted:

This thread has surpassed the trump lol thread as the current lol leader for me, it’s just simply incredible.

traitor :argh:

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

I was wondering what happened to the "this guy fucks" VC guy from Silicon Valley

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Incompetent dicksucking self-flensing ftw

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Just here to post my l o l for the cause as Twitter sinks into the sea.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Donald Trump you are no longer the biggest shitshow in the universe; though you may still hold a beautiful trophy, this game's winner is

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


MUSK

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
I am so glad Twitter is dead.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

$8

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009
The anime industry in Japan is actually pretty reliant on Twitter for advertising, announcements, and even employee networking, so it dying may actually be even better than we thought.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


I suppose no one's left to suppress the bad news on the trending page anymore?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Spoggerific posted:

The anime industry in Japan is actually pretty reliant on Twitter for advertising, announcements, and even employee networking, so it dying may actually be even better than we thought.

Iirc all of Japan is pretty dependent on twitter.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaf3lb6t4-0

Elon is the true King of the Jungle now. Hardcore mode activated. I can't wait for all the lawsuits when nobody gets severance or their final wages.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Enigma89 posted:

I am proud to share this moment with everyone

:patriot:

I wonder if we'll get to see Elon smuggled to Russia in a box like Carlos Ghosn.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Lawman 0 posted:

Iirc all of Japan is pretty dependent on twitter.

I'd definitely trust them to do better

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Uploading the vid as he may ban the account

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835950720254738482/1042995996000518204/ssstwitter.com_1668739998731.mp4

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Welp, I successfully lurked Twitter since 2009 and never once tweeted.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrRVW-p8SJ8

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/occupyICENW/status/1592854860193746946

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Waffle House posted:

I'd definitely trust them to do better

I'm mostly curious if they will migrate to a home grown social media site or another global one.

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

A lil' update:

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009

Lawman 0 posted:

Iirc all of Japan is pretty dependent on twitter.

I've lived here for six years. Yeah, it is. A lot of people will be inconvenienced when Twitter finally kicks the bucket, and there's been surprisingly little coverage of the whole debacle in non-niche Japanese-language sources, so a lot of people are going to be blindsided by this.

EDIT: I just took a quick look at Twitter's trends in Japan and it looks like none of the top 20 are even about this whole debacle, lol

Spoggerific fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Nov 18, 2022

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Posting is praxis but only when it's done on the company HQ.

People just destroyed a 44 billion valued (loving lol) company through the power of cyber bullying

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
We're just going back to IRC and Usenet after this right?

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001

Libra posted:

post a picture of the dog before you go

From just before her surgery last week to remove that lump on her right leg.

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Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


IBroughttheFunk posted:

A lil' update:



:rubby:

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