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You guys probably don’t know this because you’re a bunch of entirely stupid fuckers but every Spacex rocket that has exploded was on purpose which is brilliant if you think about it because until you know all the things that make them explode you can’t know all the things that won’t make them explode.
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ymgve posted:Anyone managed to download their data from twitter lately? I've been waiting like four days now and is starting to suspect data downloads is one of the "unimportant" things Musk took down. I requested my archive on Monday and still haven't gotten it.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:13
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bird with big dick posted:You guys probably don’t know this because you’re a bunch of entirely stupid fuckers but every Spacex rocket that has exploded was on purpose which is brilliant if you think about it because until you know all the things that make them explode you can’t know all the things that won’t make them explode. the only way to innovate is to scrap everything and start from scratch, relearning extant data in the most roundabout and stupid way possible. It's called, "disruption," hth.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:13
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bird with big dick posted:You guys probably don’t know this because you’re a bunch of entirely stupid fuckers but every Spacex rocket that has exploded was on purpose which is brilliant if you think about it because until you know all the things that make them explode you can’t know all the things that won’t make them explode. That conversation was 800 posts ago dude So like 6 hours
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Nov 18, 2022 15:14
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Someone probably had to hit a button to certify that the info wasn't being sent to a wrong party.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:14
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bird with big dick posted:You guys probably don’t know this because you’re a bunch of entirely stupid fuckers but every Spacex rocket that has exploded was on purpose which is brilliant if you think about it because until you know all the things that make them explode you can’t know all the things that won’t make them explode. I wish I had a rocket to explode like Mr. Musk. I am green with envy.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:16
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bird with big dick posted:You guys probably don’t know this because you’re a bunch of entirely stupid fuckers but every Spacex rocket that has exploded was on purpose which is brilliant if you think about it because until you know all the things that make them explode you can’t know all the things that won’t make them explode. The original post about that had real “Calvin’s dad explaining bridge weight limits” energy.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:19
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MikeJF posted:That conversation was 800 posts ago dude You are talking to the world's foremost expert on SpaceX posts on the Something Awful forums, have some loving respect
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Nov 18, 2022 15:24
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my one regret itt is sleeping through that shitshow
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bird with big dick posted:You guys probably don’t know this because you’re a bunch of entirely stupid fuckers but every Spacex rocket that has exploded was on purpose which is brilliant if you think about it because until you know all the things that make them explode you can’t know all the things that won’t make them explode. Hey I grew up on 80's action movies. You don't need to sell me on why blowing things up is always kickass and cool.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:29
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You're meant to blow up the warhead, not the launch stage.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:32
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super sweet best pal posted:Everyone's all mad about twitter but I'm still just shitposting on there like nothing's changed. Shitposting… shitposting never changes.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:35
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Here is why twitter sucks Part 1/34
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goatface posted:You're meant to blow up the warhead, not the launch stage. Why not both 
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Nov 18, 2022 15:37
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So how many staff ticked 'no' on that Hardcore Twitter form? Enough to close the offices?
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Nov 18, 2022 15:38
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Because you want the warhead over there.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:39
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repiv posted:the problem is that unless you architect the entire service around E2EE, the backend needs to have the decryption keys to hand for all that data so it being encrypted at rest counts for very little FB messenger and WhatsApp can both do E2E, it’s not really an open problem the back end only needs to see routing metadata and enough to broker a key exchange, unless they’re doing indexing for search and similar
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Nov 18, 2022 15:39
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Ratjaculation posted:So how many staff ticked 'no' on that Hardcore Twitter form? Enough to close the offices? Estimates are <1000 employees remain (probably <300)
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Ratjaculation posted:So how many staff ticked 'no' on that Hardcore Twitter form? Enough to close the offices? The reason they're locking everything up over the weekend is they no longer know who should and shouldn't have access. Lmao
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kazil posted:Estimates are <1000 employees remain (probably <300) eloln
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Nov 18, 2022 15:41
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Ratjaculation posted:So how many staff ticked 'no' on that Hardcore Twitter form? Enough to close the offices? See There was no "no" to click You either clicked "yes" or you left it alone And nobody who's left at twitter actually knows how many people they fired yesterday lol
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Nov 18, 2022 15:42
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Itzena posted:Here's a fun and educational thread: lol this dummy clearly hasn't taken into account how  HARDCORE everyone is going to be now.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:46
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Sockser posted:See Lol there has to be a few people on PTO that wanted to stay that just managed to miss the email
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Nov 18, 2022 15:46
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Gros Tarla posted:Lol there has to be a few people on PTO that wanted to stay that just managed to miss the email You can't write hard core with PTO
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Stoatbringer posted:lol this dummy clearly hasn't taken into account how Except everyone left is a crowdkiller. 
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Nov 18, 2022 15:49
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What can we, as individuals, do to hasten the demise of Twitter?
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Nov 18, 2022 15:49
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They could have not read the email. Or they’re on holiday. Really, legally this is not binding to anyone.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:50
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ReidRansom posted:What can we, as individuals, do to hasten the demise of Twitter? We can limit the number of characters in our forum posts to 123 or some poo poo like that
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And then there's Europe
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ReidRansom posted:What can we, as individuals, do to hasten the demise of Twitter? https://twitter.com/vrunt/status/1593414337074429958  and call Elon a big dumb dumb.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:51
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dr_rat posted:Hey I grew up on 80's action movies. You don't need to sell me on why blowing things up is always kickass and cool. You can tell none of the explosions were on purpose because there's not a single shot of Elon Musk turning away from the exploding rocket and putting on shades as he casually strolls towards the camera in slow motion.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:51
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Gros Tarla posted:Lol there has to be a few people on PTO that wanted to stay that just managed to miss the email Oh yeah there was some person leaving who said there were employees in hospital and on vacation who wouldn’t even know an ultimatum had been sent.
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MikeJF posted:And then there's Europe Europe is so soft core
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Caesar Saladin posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593494261038649344?s=20&t=zDgcaIfwZYPZAJSpg12ZBg His absolutely childlike zoomer sense of humor despite being a grown rear end man completely reminds me of someone I know to a disturbing degree. It's the stance that absolutely everything is some ironic joke or meme despite an actually serious situation that requires serious sober thought or communication and/or just the total refusal to engage with someone without throwing out shitposts and bad jokes that is eerily similar to this person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVzdSPhcMUo Like this is how I imagine it is trying to talk to him in person even when you need him to sign off on something or actually shut up and listen. Kale fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Nov 18, 2022 |
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Riven posted:Oh yeah there was some person leaving who said there were employees in hospital and on vacation who wouldn’t even know an ultimatum had been sent. Elon doesn't want those kind of employees anyway
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it's been elon time, been elon time been elon musky musky musky musky time yes it has
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I have worked with Zoomers and Young Millenials my entire career as a teacher and then as a College Academic Coach Let me tell you, they would find this wierd gently caress cringe as hell, and they are way more funny than that This is like... bad chan 2007 humor Musk pumps out. Just "How do you do Fellow Kids?" On an insane level. Zoomer humor this is not
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Stoatbringer posted:lol this dummy clearly hasn't taken into account how https://twitter.com/chrisjbakke/status/1593456871255339008?s=46&t=QMRUebhLe5HC_dMiPA38PA Everything’s fine and elons got it all figured out
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Some of the funniest twitter posters ever came from here. Hopefully they will come back. SA forums might be old as hell, but it's like visiting your childhood home. Your room is small and all your nice things aren't there, but you can't resist its melancholic charm.
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