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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:https://twitter.com/chrisjbakke/status/1593456871255339008?s=46&t=QMRUebhLe5HC_dMiPA38PA I cannot wait for Twitter to crater and we can dunk on these chodes, but also there would be no ability to dunk on these chodes 😭
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Nov 18, 2022 15:58
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Kale posted:His absolutely childlike zoomer sense of humor despite being a grown rear end man completely reminds me of someone I know to a disturbing degree. Please, he has no sense of humour and couldn’t make an original joke if his life depended on it. This is what he thinks other people find funny and he’s mimicking it, it’s why every image macro he posts is stolen. He doesn’t know why people like ligma jokes, but he’s seen people laughing at them.
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Nov 18, 2022 15:59
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I can only imagine what Twitter's firewalls and IDS' are experiencing right now.  Any idiot who bought twitter blue is gonna have their credit card compromised within the next 48 hours (if it's not already).
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Nov 18, 2022 16:00
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he's hit the purchasing something means he invented it stage with twitter now?
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Nov 18, 2022 16:00
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If you're looking for gag gifts for christmas, I imagine this is going on sale for pennies soon.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:01
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CBD Corndog posted:Please, he has no sense of humour and couldn’t make an original joke if his life depended on it. It's this Dude has never been in a room where people weren't paid to find him funny, and has zero self awareness to think otherwise
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Nov 18, 2022 16:01
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The Saddest Rhino posted:The Rahul Ligma joke was funny for a hot minute and it makes sense he needs to drag it for as long as possible Yeah something about having manchild zoomer humor as an adult apparently requires you to constantly retell the same joke over and over again. Maybe he thinks he can just troll his way through 80% of his staff quitting I don't know. It's another thing that uncomfortably reminds me of someone I know though.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:02
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ilmucche posted:he's hit the purchasing something means he invented it stage with twitter now? He is Twitter now. Everyone else there and all their achievements and efforts belong to him by the transitive property.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:03
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I cannot wait for Twitter to crater and we can dunk on these chodes, but also there would be no ability to dunk on these chodes 😭
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Nov 18, 2022 16:03
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I'm telling you all, this horrid poo poo isn't Zoomer or teenage humor, it's "45 year old channer posting on Patriot.win" humor
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Nov 18, 2022 16:03
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Another Bill posted:Who was the goon who predicted this? I remember they called it Seagull management: fly in, make a lot of noise, poo poo all over everything and then leave. Sounds more like a thing a Canada Goose would do. Anyway, I'd miss Twitter. It was overblown but still useful for easy short messages from journalists, politicians, and for current events like Russia's invasion of Ukraine- or for what's going on in Iran. I don't think there's a better platform for that sort of thing.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:05
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Yeah, I won't pretend to understand Zoomer Humor but this ain't it
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Nov 18, 2022 16:06
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In what kind of magical world do people live, so that they expect something as complex as twitter to go on forever without an hiccup? The first serious problem will kill twitter if nobody is there to fix it (and knowing how to fix it).
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Nov 18, 2022 16:06
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Neuralink is going to announce a chip they can put in your brain to remove your ability to feel shame or embarrassment. Elons been using it for a while now
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Nov 18, 2022 16:06
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ilmucche posted:he's hit the purchasing something means he invented it stage with twitter now? lol my girlfriend was watching a video on youtube about what a charlatan Elon is the other day and they got to an interview with the guys who started Tesla and them not being able to talk about why they "left," and man they were loving pissed even bringing it up and kept asking why it's so goddamn important to him to say he was a founder and invented something he bought into, they just don't get it.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:07
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I saw one guy claim that Elon bought Twitter so he could use it to train an AI that was going to be used to automate his cars and all kinds of other machines.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:10
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Cippalippus posted:In what kind of magical world do people live, so that they expect something as complex as twitter to go on forever without an hiccup? The average person is an idiot moron who doesn’t know how anything works (and doesn’t want to know). Their nephew built a website in his spare time, why does twitter need so many employees?
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Nov 18, 2022 16:11
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A farting mink posted:I saw one guy claim that Elon bought Twitter so he could use it to train an AI that was going to be used to automate his cars and all kinds of other machines. Teslas will now post directly to twitter when they run over a small child
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Nov 18, 2022 16:11
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69) Microsoft releases an update to windows server 2011, immediately a random server under someones desk crashes and twitter goes down. The grandpa dev who only works in cobol was the only one who would know how to fix it, and elon fired him because he wasn't hardcore enough to do a fat caterpillar off a skateboard elon was riding. What do you do?
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Nov 18, 2022 16:13
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CBD Corndog posted:Please, he has no sense of humour and couldn’t make an original joke if his life depended on it. His continued approach of just trying to troll and shitpost his way through all the companies problems certainly shows a stubborn dedication I'll say that much. I was legit wondering last night if this is actually how he runs Tesla as well.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:https://twitter.com/chrisjbakke/status/1593456871255339008?s=46&t=QMRUebhLe5HC_dMiPA38PA This loser is a recruiter??? https://twitter.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1593622087603625988?s=20&t=29ULy3FzN4sz9W0K8DuveQ
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Nov 18, 2022 16:13
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Drone_Fragger posted:69) Microsoft releases an update to windows server 2011, immediately a random server under someones desk crashes and twitter goes down. Well, that's not how it works, so nothing.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:13
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At this point, would the low orbit ion cannon take down Twitter like that middle school or whatever? At least it will be something space-age sounding.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:15
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Mr. Lobe posted:This one made me feel a little queasy: I worked with a guy whose previous job was at Amazon. Amazon has AI to detect CP and gore and other such poo poo in the pages of the materials it has preview indexes of. This guy's job was TO TRAIN THAT AI. He was a shell of a man already.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:15
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The fact Twitter still works is testament to how good the engineers he just tossed are.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:17
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davecrazy posted:This loser is a recruiter??? Lmao google also makes loving phones. How many people does he think it takes to make a smartphone, and also DESIGN THE OS ALL THE OTHER PHONES USE.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:17
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goatface posted:The fact Twitter still works is testament to how good the engineers he just tossed are. Just wait till people find a bug that needs patching. Mr Code Freeze's plan could be very lol.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:19
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spunkshui posted:Lmao google also makes loving phones. How many people does he think it takes to make a smartphone, and also DESIGN THE OS ALL THE OTHER PHONES USE. Also they actually make money.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:22
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davecrazy posted:This loser is a recruiter??? I'd like to point out the irony that tweets are beginning to not embed lmao Working hard, thank you!
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Nov 18, 2022 16:23
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spunkshui posted:Just wait till people find a bug that needs patching. Or a public facing exploit
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Nov 18, 2022 16:23
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You guys are kind of funny thinking Twitter is going to crash and stop working forever.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:24
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koshmar posted:Or a public facing exploit If Elon doesn't think every black hat in the world is not working on an attack for Twitter right now he is even more of a moron than we all thought possible.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:24
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lmao Tesla just passed down 50% share price in 1 year
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Zil posted:If Elon doesn't think every black hat in the world is not working on an attack for Twitter right now he is even more of a moron than we all thought possible. Twitter is a house with a weeks worth of newspapers sitting on the front porch right now.
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Nov 18, 2022 16:26
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davecrazy posted:This loser is a recruiter??? Can’t wait for the new season of Succession, that was a great scene seeing Kieran/Roman sulk like the bitch that he is
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Nov 18, 2022 16:26
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Ratjaculation posted:So how many staff ticked 'no' on that Hardcore Twitter form? Enough to close the offices? There was no "no" only a "yes" option. So now they need to determine who didn't select "yes" so they can cut off their access.
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it's okay guys https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1593472111112134657
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I cannot wait for Twitter to crater and we can dunk on these chodes, but also there would be no ability to dunk on these chodes 😭 When they can't post dumb poo poo and get the attention they so dearly crave, think of it as the universe dunking on them
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Nov 18, 2022 16:27
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davecrazy posted:This loser is a recruiter??? Who does this dicksucker recruit for "No actually a smaller organization is better for market valuation and cap because of its lean books and less assets. Please don't make fun of the revolving door"
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Waffle House posted:Who does this dicksucker recruit for The dicksucking factory, there's a lot of openings now that everyone left to go hop on the Elon train
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