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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
I saw a couple homeless guys gathered around a wood fired oven in an alley.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I like my grill because although it is small and cheap it's portable. I can take the legs off, snap them unto the bottom, and pack it into the trunk so I can grill anywhere I go.

I took my grill to three different countries last summer. Used it for everything from boiling water to heating frozen bagels for breakfast. I could've just used my primus but what is the fun in that?

wankel13b
Jan 23, 2005

quak

Lobok posted:

Grill-shaming seems like a self-own. It's not like you need top-of-the-line hardware to run the latest version of Fire.

It couldn't hurt.

https://consumer-care.weber.com/hc/en-us/sections/360008213272-Grill-Firmware-Software-Updates#article-5

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



His Divine Shadow posted:

It is seriously one of the things I am most unhappy about in my kitchen. I often dream about a kitchen with a wood fired stove...

they killed a lot of people, but the food was delicious so who's to say if they were good or bad

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Lobok posted:

Grill-shaming seems like a self-own. It's not like you need top-of-the-line hardware to run the latest version of Fire.
Can't wait till someone makes a super spiffy internet connected grill that won't ignite unless you're current on your Grill+ subscription payments.

Actually that probably already exists

Or someone is trying to make it a reality

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

simply replace the valve on your propane tank with our new smart valve

use caution

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Can't wait till someone makes a super spiffy internet connected grill that won't ignite unless you're current on your Grill+ subscription payments.

Actually that probably already exists

Or someone is trying to make it a reality

Hulk Hogan is currently developing a shoe-version of what you just described, please await your lawsuit.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SpacePig posted:

For a clown to use.


At the circus.


Idiot.

Nooooooo

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Can't wait till someone makes a super spiffy internet connected grill that won't ignite unless you're current on your Grill+ subscription payments.

Actually that probably already exists

Or someone is trying to make it a reality

Internet-enabled grills are already a huge thing. Mostly so you can do poo poo like monitor temp on your phone, but I have zero doubt that it's all done through some server that you don't control so in ten twp years when they depreciate the service and stop updating the app your $1500+ fancy rear end grill gets bricked.

Smokers too.

Also, and I fully admit I'm probably a heretic for saying this, but there is loving nothing you can do on a grill that you can't do better on a stovetop with a cast iron pan, save maybe putting grill lines on things. Every time I use a grill I end up putting a piece of steel on it because gently caress letting all those tasty juices leak out of the meat and spatter on the fire. The only things I grill are poo poo that's just too smoky to do indoors, and that's only because I have a garbage-tier poor person vent hood.

Smokers are another story. Those absolutely have a use and I loving will own one someday.

funny pic tax:

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Cyrano4747 posted:

Internet-enabled grills are already a huge thing. Mostly so you can do poo poo like monitor temp on your phone, but I have zero doubt that it's all done through some server that you don't control so in ten twp years when they depreciate the service and stop updating the app your $1500+ fancy rear end grill gets bricked.

Smokers too.

Also, and I fully admit I'm probably a heretic for saying this, but there is loving nothing you can do on a grill that you can't do better on a stovetop with a cast iron pan, save maybe putting grill lines on things. Every time I use a grill I end up putting a piece of steel on it because gently caress letting all those tasty juices leak out of the meat and spatter on the fire. The only things I grill are poo poo that's just too smoky to do indoors, and that's only because I have a garbage-tier poor person vent hood.

Smokers are another story. Those absolutely have a use and I loving will own one someday.

funny pic tax:



The only thing keeping me from buying a Traegar or similar thing is I probably can't get it in my car. Well that and the realization that if I could cook brisket at home, that will be what kills me.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i feel like if you arent close enough to the grill that you can see it glow red or start rumbling, you shouldnt turn it on. never put the internet in anything

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Carthag Tuek posted:

i feel like if you arent close enough to the grill that you can see it glow red or start rumbling, you shouldnt turn it on. never put the internet in anything

What if I'm slow cooking something for 6 hours? Do you mean I have to stay in the yard drinking beers with my buddies the whole time? Seems a bit over the top but I guess I can make it work.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Carthag Tuek posted:

i feel like if you arent close enough to the grill that you can see it glow red or start rumbling, you shouldnt turn it on. never put the internet in anything

like hell i'm sitting next to my smoker for 18 hours overnight when i've got a brisket in there. wifi thermometers fuckin rule

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Someone's a big fan of Retsupurae.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Witches of Eastwick fandom is getting weird very late in the game.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

dudes rock

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
As described that feels like it should be less criminal than what the average crypto trader does in an afternoon

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


🫡

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





Cigars and scratchers? I wanna party with that guy.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

finessed em

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

speech 100

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Victimless crime.

Except maybe the “perpetrator”. Guy had to work retail for several minutes. He’s done his time.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine



Hell yeah, this is like those times someone shows up with their own register at department stores during Christmas rush. They work as a regular register but just keep the money lmao

tyrelhill
Jul 30, 2006
dude is a loving king, smoke those blunts mane

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Can't wait till someone makes a super spiffy internet connected grill that won't ignite unless you're current on your Grill+ subscription payments.

Actually that probably already exists

Or someone is trying to make it a reality

Some guy on the 4th of July posted that his smoker wasn't working because it needed an update that was going to take nine hours or something.

He was not impressed.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

I like how this image gets circulated around like it's not 100% intentional that each side of the message has a different meaning than the whole together

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
I dunno, this is the world we live in

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/epx8nz/australian-government-removes-womens-group-logo-that-looks-like-a-dick

everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016

Cyrano4747 posted:


Smokers are another story. Those absolutely have a use and I loving will own one someday.


You can replicate a smoker with a half-way decent kettle BBQ and any two probe thermometer. Look up the minon method or the modified minon method, the point of which is to just have only a few coals burning at a time but to have them light a handful more as they burn out. The two probe thermometer is to monitor the ambient temp and the meat temp so you can change the vents to hit your target temps.

Start with a pork shoulder as it is very forgiving and pulled pork is delicious.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
They will never monetize a charcoal grill experience

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

They will never monetize a charcoal grill experience

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I believe I am currently experiencing scorn for the wifi enabled bbq people. I am scorning them.

CumBlast Radius Jr
Nov 1, 2022

by Azathoth

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Tree Bucket posted:

I believe I am currently experiencing scorn for the wifi enabled bbq people. I am scorning them.

Holidays at your parents' when your phone sees the APAP machine.

It's the new version of A Christmas Story

which i haven't seen because i'm not old enough to give a poo poo

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

A surprising lack of Rowan Atkinson in this picture.

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Cigars and scratchers? I wanna party with that guy.

I hate to break the news to him about stolen scratchers because he is going to have the best night anyways. If he hits for an empty million, I would be sick.

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Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:

Hell yeah, this is like those times someone shows up with their own register at department stores during Christmas rush. They work as a regular register but just keep the money lmao

loving hell that's genius

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