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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Sawaisamu v Moriurara for some ludicrously old man sumo

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jmzero
Jul 24, 2007

verbal enema posted:

Tochinoshin is love

In the middle of the dohyo, our footprints face each other
Recording our dance.
But near the tawara, where I struggled, there is only one set.
Why did you leave me then, brave tree?
Ah my friend, it is there that I carried you.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

jmzero posted:

In the middle of the dohyo, our footprints face each other
Recording our dance.
But near the tawara, where I struggled, there is only one set.
Why did you leave me then, brave tree?
Ah my friend, it is there that I carried you.

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late
Remains the funniest moment in both of their careers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12fHeFA3nGg

The comedic timing of Enho giving up for a few beats then deciding to flail because he feels like he should at least pretend to try

whats for dinner
Sep 25, 2006

IT TURN OUT METAL FOR DINNER!

jmzero posted:

In the middle of the dohyo, our footprints face each other
Recording our dance.
But near the tawara, where I struggled, there is only one set.
Why did you leave me then, brave tree?
Ah my friend, it is there that I carried you.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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jmzero posted:

In the middle of the dohyo, our footprints face each other
Recording our dance.
But near the tawara, where I struggled, there is only one set.
Why did you leave me then, brave tree?
Ah my friend, it is there that I carried you.

you own this owns tochi jesus owns

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

Kenning can I please trade Nishikigi for Ryuden. If Ryuden is unavailable then disregard.

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.
I want the Juicy Man to take the basho. It's Juice Time.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!
Takarafuji was robbed :colbert:

Scythe
Jan 26, 2004

jmzero posted:

In the middle of the dohyo, our footprints face each other
Recording our dance.
But near the tawara, where I struggled, there is only one set.
Why did you leave me then, brave tree?
Ah my friend, it is there that I carried you.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

jmzero posted:

In the middle of the dohyo, our footprints face each other
Recording our dance.
But near the tawara, where I struggled, there is only one set.
Why did you leave me then, brave tree?
Ah my friend, it is there that I carried you.

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late
On things other than the extremely good verse, Wakatakakage beating Ichinojo was cool even if that was a concerning amount of blood. Great technique.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Highlights of the Basho so far have been Waka making a entrance on the Mutoh scale and Hoshoryu's sick leg sweep..

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



All around great day of sumo. :)

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

SHODAI.

Almost looked like he had given up, then came back.

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

into day 6 and all of my guys are 1 loss, except the 2 loss Takakeisho. I don't think I have ever had a start like this and I am excited for it to all fall apart in week 2!

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Takayasu's only loss so far coming to Shodai is amusing

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


To distract from me having yet another terrible basho I want you all to direct your eyes to Shonannoumi.

The man joined sumo in 2014 at the tender age of 15. He has been toiling in the lower ranks ever since. But today fighting at his highest ever rank of Ms1 he defeated Chiyonoumi taking his record to 4-0. This means he will almost certainly be promoted to Juryo and will finally be a salaried wrestler after 8 years of grueling work.

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

ullerrm posted:

SHODAI.

Almost looked like he had given up, then came back.

More than anyone I appreciate that when Shodai steps in to the dohyo I do not know what is about to happen.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

bessantj posted:

To distract from me having yet another terrible basho I want you all to direct your eyes to Shonannoumi.

The man joined sumo in 2014 at the tender age of 15. He has been toiling in the lower ranks ever since. But today fighting at his highest ever rank of Ms1 he defeated Chiyonoumi taking his record to 4-0. This means he will almost certainly be promoted to Juryo and will finally be a salaried wrestler after 8 years of grueling work.

Interesting! Is there a video of his match somewhere?

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

jmzero posted:

In the middle of the dohyo, our footprints face each other
Recording our dance.
But near the tawara, where I struggled, there is only one set.
Why did you leave me then, brave tree?
Ah my friend, it is there that I carried you.

Also, this is lovely

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Beexoffel posted:

Interesting! Is there a video of his match somewhere?

Natto Sumo coming through now he is showing the full of Divisions 1, 2 & 3!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D8fty2t_jY&t=2031s

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Dimebags Brain posted:

Highlights of the Basho so far have been Waka making a entrance on the Mutoh scale and Hoshoryu's sick leg sweep..

That leg sweep was the best I have ever seen in my short time of watching Sumo.

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Trade request: Takarafuji for Abi, Nishikifuji, or Myogiru in that order.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
My boy Ura having a rough time out there (not to mention the rest of my fantasy team)

Now’s the heel turn though. Now is when he starts his run to 8-7. I can feel it :pray:

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Ben Nerevarine posted:

My boy Ura having a rough time out there (not to mention the rest of my fantasy team)

Now’s the heel turn though. Now is when he starts his run to 8-7. I can feel it :pray:

The lad is having a very poor basho.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



This basho has had some loving excellent sumo so far. Incredibly pleased to see Hoshoryu and Takayasu doing so well, along with Oho! Also happy that Kotonowaka seems to have found his stride after the first couple days. I'm really excited for week two. Also, Fantasy has been pretty easy to run this round lol

Mode 7 posted:

Kenning can I please trade Nishikigi for Ryuden. If Ryuden is unavailable then disregard.

Trade registered for day 7!

Robviously posted:

Trade request: Takarafuji for Abi, Nishikifuji, or Myogiru in that order.

You get Nishikifuji for Day 8.

:siren: Last day for trading :siren:

Day 7 standings:

Makuuchi
code:
29	Fluffdaddy
28	Vargatron
27	Everyones Favorite Poster
27	Iron Chef Nex
25	bartolimu
25	MalarkeyToboggan
25	Thauros
24	anakha
24	Ice Phisherman
24	Kenning
24	NuclearPotato
24	Skjorte
23	GoatSeeGuy
23	MyChemicalImbalance
23	sivad
23	Tiny Bug Child
22	Communist Thoughts
22	Eli949
22	ilmucche
22	Mode 7
22	Tochiazuma
21	Banana Canada
21	Gaghskull
21	jmzero
21	pseudodragon
20	Jobbo_Fett
20	Khizan
20	whats for dinner
19	Chinook
19	Marching Powder
19	ratmosphere
18	bessantj
18	Crusty Nutsack
17	Charles Gnarwin
17	Flinger
16	LlamaTrauma
16	Netsky
16	S.W.O.R.D. Agent
16	Saturnine Aberrance
16	Takuan
15	captainblastum
11	scripterror
Juryo
code:
24	Brut
23	Neodoomium
22	Bentai
22	Biosys
21	Teddybear
20	Akiosan
20	Kuros
20	Pakled
20	QuasiQuack
20	Xerzes
19	Dead Goon
19	rare Magic card l00k
19	ullerrm
18	do it on my face
18	John McClane
18	Log082
18	PJ
17	Liquid Communism
17	Maigius
16	Boogalo
16	Robviously
15	Helianthus Annuus
15	Lid
15	Nativity In Black
14	Beexoffel
13	Ben Nerevarine
11	oldskool

NuclearPotato
Oct 27, 2011

Think we might have a few more trades coming in, because uh, this is kinda wild: https://twitter.com/SumoFollower/status/1594035536376737792?s=20&t=3bLxlk7iI0Rgh2wVDk2b9Q

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


Elvis has left the building. :smith:

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

:sadwave:

Chinook
Apr 11, 2006

SHODAI

Would like to trade Tamawashi for Hoshoryu, Tobizaru, or Mitakeumi, in that order, if possible.

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

bessantj posted:

Natto Sumo coming through now he is showing the full of Divisions 1, 2 & 3!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D8fty2t_jY&t=2031s

Thanks!
A very quick and effective response by Shonannoumi!

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Retiring mid-tourney seems weird. Wonder if that's happened before. Maybe he was planning on retiring after the tournament anyways, tweaked something and figured he might as well get it over with rather than try and tough it out? He didn't look like he was injured...

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



pseudodragon posted:

Retiring mid-tourney seems weird. Wonder if that's happened before. Maybe he was planning on retiring after the tournament anyways, tweaked something and figured he might as well get it over with rather than try and tough it out? He didn't look like he was injured...

It's not that crazy. Takanohana and Chiyonofuji both retired partway through their final basho. That said, they were yokozuna who were both struggling with injury. I'll be sorry to see the cannonball go.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
can someone remind me why some sumo dudes have their hair in the top knot and others dont?

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


New wrestlers usually don't have long enough hair to be put into a top knot. If you see someone in higher divisions without a knot, it tends to mean they're rather talented, since they've been putting up enough winning records to get promoted.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
thanks!

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


The sumo topknot takes a surprising amount of hair to tie properly, so talented younger wrestlers can make it to the sekitori before their hair is long enough for a proper topknot.

Here's Tochinoshin in a hair dressing demonstration, if you want to see how it's done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD2ITvQZ65s

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Kenning posted:

It's not that crazy. Takanohana and Chiyonofuji both retired partway through their final basho. That said, they were yokozuna who were both struggling with injury. I'll be sorry to see the cannonball go.

Guys struggling with long term injuries is understandable. Like if instead of Hak destroying everyone on his way out, he'd gone 0-2 to start his last tourney and decided to peace out I don't think anyone would have been shocked.

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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another silly question perhaps.

watching Hakuho vs Terunofuji again and they do a couple *both hands down on the dohyo* but dont start whats up with that? is that like a rank thing?

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